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Wow…it’s been over a year since I’ve done any work on this series! For newcomers to the blog, “Whatchu Singin’ About?” is not a slap in the face to the late Gary Coleman. It was intended to be a series of blogs making fun of songs with crappy lyrics. I feel sometimes a song is so catchy that the lyrics kinda fly under your radar until you really THINK about them. So I’m back with another edition. Since the first two of these were about douchey guys (Montel Jordan and Bryan Adams) I felt it was time to take a woman to task for her crap lyrics. The woman in question is Orianthi and the song…”According to You.”
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So my wife and I were discussing our upcoming trip to Disney World/Universal Studios Florida, and I brought up the new Harry Potter “Land” at Universal. My wife asked if J.K Rowling was getting a piece of that. I’m not sure but I bet she is making a mountain of cash from that. That got me thinking…

We should write a book for the teen set and soak up the sweet sweet profits. So we set about coming up with the idea (Which is to say, I kept throwing out ideas and my wife tried to go to sleep)

So Harry Potter took wizards and witches, Twilight took vampires and werewolves…so what’s left? We’ve got mummies and zombies! BOOM! Genius! A love story about a zombie and a mummy fighting over the same girl. Both are the walking dead but their worlds are about to collide.

But wait…don’t want to just do a zombie/mummy version of Twilight. We have to add another level. Hmmmm well Dan Brown is also making a crap-ton of money selling his books about religion…what if we make the zombie a Catholic and the mummy a Muslim? Oh yeah…now the whole thing is more than just a teen love story, it’s a metaphor for the east/west culture clash! Can’t you just see all the subtext and hidden meaning? Of course you can’t! It’s hidden. But when you get to the end of the book it’s going to hit you like a ton of bricks and melt your brain (Uh oh…I think I just made the zombie hungry).

But maybe that’s not enough to set our book series apart from the pack. It needs another gimmick. That’s when it hit me…why not set the whole thing in SPACE?! Yes! the woman the two undead creatures are fighting over is trapped on a space station where a supply ship from Earth has dropped of some artifacts for study. An ancient curse awakens the mummies and turns half the station’s personnel into zombies. Now the zombies fight the mummies for control of the station while our heroin does her best to keep out of the line of fire while trying to make it to an escape pod and is befriended by both a zombie and a mummy. She falls in love with both of them but not only does she have to choose between the two…she also has to chose between getting to safety and true love!

Billion dollar book franchise! I dunno why my wife rolled her eyes and went to sleep…this is like printing money! Where’s a book publisher when you need one? All I need now is a title. (None of you better steal this idea! This is MY gold mine!)

Wow…I just looked and we’ve only done one blog in the last month.

Ok…I’m going to put my writing cap on and make an effort to get more blogs on this site. I can’t promise my two cohorts will do the same (In fact, I can more likely promise that they won’t) but damn it, there should be some BLOGS on this blog and if I’ve got to be the one to step up and make that happen, then I shall.

Because a blog with no blogs is wrong, and a comic who isn’t trying to be funny is wrong. And two wrongs…

…make me write.

The boys a monkey (chimp) raping a frog, why you shouldn’t let Tim near your girlfriend if she’s a CSI, SModcast woes, the changing nature of the English language, AT&T’s latest foul ups, the World Cup (WTF?), meeting celebrities, Hermaphrodite sex, and graduation stores.

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This isn’t any “inside scoop” or anything, folks. Just me using some screen shots and Photoshop to turn lemons into lemonade!

Drink up, baby! 😉

To celebrate two years of TANcast, the boys talk about their data plans, review Get Him to the Greek, give “advice” on starting your own podcast, discuss sodas and other sweets, and spitball ideas for future Batman movie villains.

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This week is mostly Noah and Andy trying to explain Lost to Tim but somewhere in there Tim tries to uncover the origins of celebrity death jokes, Andy sees Religulous, Glenn Beck pisses off a Catholic priest, and hot cousins are still hot.

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A star studded episode featuring Mignon “Grammar Girl” Fogarty, the guys form the MeanDawg Top 5 Podcast, and the gang from the Mousetalgia Podcast…plus the return of Geoff! Yet somehow, we still managed to have a classless episode filled with talk of Star Trek, Andy getting naked in front of his baby, Noah cracking his head open, kids who don’t appreciate technology, and the effect parenting has on your brain. All this and we still had time to squeeze in some fail! HAPPY 100th EPISODE!!!

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If you’ve never listened to TANcast before, start with this episode. This episode gives you everything you need to enjoy all the other episodes of TANcast. Enjoy!

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This week the boys start a metal band, talk poop, review Iron Man 2, try to comprehend the proliferation of MILFs and the supermarket’s high hot woman quotient, discuss the virtues of various American airports, and bemoan hotels that don’t have free internet.

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