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Rejected by Cracked – If Magazines Told the Truth

September 8th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Day 8

Okay…I understand that these contests are subjective, but go look at the entries to the latest Cracked.com Photoshop contest. Go ahead. I’ll wait.

..all done? Ok, now tell me these don’t at least belong on the list somewhere (if not number freakin’ 1)

1) Star Wars Insider – C’mon! What more do you need, baby? I am making the bold and controversial statement that Jar Jar Binks sucks! Who else is going to go out on a limb like that? I’m truly a bold, bold man!

2) Time – See what I did? I took an issue that was on the shelf and added the Calvin peeing graphic on top of it. (Plus I answered the question on the cover) What subtlety! What nuance! What an unappreciated genius I am!

3) National Enquirer – Yet again…here I am taking another bold stance that tabloids don’t know what they’re talking about. See what’s happening? Cracked is trying to shut me up because my ideas are too radical for them. (Or maybe because I put myself on the cover too…nah)

You can’t keep me down forever Cracked! One day I will rise up and all of you will know these truths I’ve discovered! For instance, men and women are different! YES! Deal with it!!!

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One Response to “Rejected by Cracked – If Magazines Told the Truth”

  1. Logan (Tancast #1 Zombie Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    If anything the tabloid one should be on the list. The others a good too.

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