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Wait…So What Did You Have Before

September 11th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)


Day 11

Today is the 9 year anniversary of the 9/11 attacks on America. I started to write a blog about it but I don’t have the perspective to make it somber with out making it cliche. I also don’t have the comedic talents to make some witty comment to help us laugh at our pain. So instead, here’s something completely different…

Today I was out looking for plaid pants (unsuccessfully, I might add…don’t ask) and I saw this sign at my local Goodwill store…

Um, okay…what? Why else would I shop at Goodwill but for low prices? This store is just introducing this concept? Were they charging a premium for second hand pants that had some other dude’s farts in them before this?

“How much for this 1980’s style jacked?”

“$500”

“What?! That’s outrageous! This is somebody’s old crap they gave away for free. I’m outta here!”

“Hmmmmmm maybe we should introduce some everyday low prices.”

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2 Responses to “Wait…So What Did You Have Before”

  1. Geoff Says:

    I hate that phrase “everyday low prices”. It’s everywhere now and it means absolutely nothing.

  2. Joe Anthrax (TANcast's #1 Conservative Fan) Says:

    “How much for this 1980?s style jacked?”

    “$500?

    I’m sorry, but all I can envision from those sentences is a scene from a porn movie starring a silicone-enhanced, Jersey-haired, hairy-bushed, leg warmer wearing bimbo answering a question posed by some caterpiller mustached pizza delivery guy.

    Not that I’ve seen any movie like that…or own a movie like that…or multiple episodes from its collection…:P

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