Okay Cracked, I’m starting to take this rejection personally. I know you keep saying “It’s not you, it’s me,” but that doesn’t make it sting any less. You put on a Photoshop contest asking people to give you pictures of what it would look like if historical figures got gritty reboots like they keep doing with movies. I create 3 super-duper entries and not ONE of them makes your top 17?
Abraham Lincoln: Not genius, but funny and a good fit to the theme.
Pocahontas: Get it? It’s Avatar! No one else has made this comparison! I’m an innovator! Recognize my brilliance, damn it! Plus it’s really in 3D!
Cracked! I expect better from you next week.