The most compelling TANcast ever! This episode features casual blasphemy, abortion debate, and a frank discussion about religious choice. Then it devolves in to the usual TANtopics like Star Trek, Pulp Fiction, having kids, Hypocritical politicians, Shutter Island, Alice in Wonderland, the Academy Awards, Disney animation, movies based on Saturday Night Live Skits, and Chatroulette.

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TANcast Facebook Fan Page
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-TANcast/242741254466?ref=ts

Homeward (Star Trek Episode about Worf’s Brother)
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Homeward_%28episode%29

Pen Pals (Star Trek Episode where Data responds to a frightened alien)
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Pen_Pals_%28episode%29

Symbiosis (Star Trek Episode wit the two codependent planets)
http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Symbiosis_%28episode%29

Cat Crime Scene Photo
http://failblog.org/2010/03/05/around-the-interwebs-20/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+failblog+%28The+FAIL+Blog+-+Fail+Pictures+%26+Videos+at+Failblog.ORG%29&utm_content=Google+Reader

Jedi “kick”
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Jedi-Kick.gif

Homeless Man Under House Arrest
http://www.break.com/pictures/logic-fail1765238.html

Chat Roulette
http://chatroulette.com/

Noah’s Link to “Large Ass Titties” Or is it? (Do you dare to click?)
http://www.holytaco.com/large-ass-titties

Comedian Ryan Stout
http://ryanstout.com/

Tim Babb on Creepy KOFY Movie Time (Thanks, Bob)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzMuL_kA0q8

Tim Blogs Every Day In March
http://tancast.com/2010/03/01/tim-babbs-march-blog-madness/

Before getting to their count down of their “High 5″ list of movie themes, the TANboys start with a “tribute” to Andrew Koenig, then Noah shares another “Cooking by the Book” recipe, Tim reviews Captain EO, the boys indulge in some literal toilet humor, and Tim once again talks shit about the Now Playing Podcast.

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Batman: Dead End
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hjp0I_okX0w

Halloween Costume Fail
http://failblog.org/2010/02/28/costume-fail-3/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+failblog+%28The+FAIL+Blog+-+Fail+Pictures+%26+Videos+at+Failblog.ORG%29

Noah’s Cinnamon Pancake Recipe
http://thepioneerwoman.com/tasty-kitchen/recipes/breakfastbrunch/pancakeswaffles/cinnamon-bun-pancakes/

Noah’s Cinnamon Pancake Recipe with Pictures of Every Step
http://thepioneerwoman.com/tasty-kitchen-blog/2010/02/a-tasty-recipe-cinnamon-bun-pancakes/

TANnasty Women’s Raglan Hoodie
http://www.cafepress.com/TANcast.421385870

Doug Benson’s Podcast “I Love Movies”
http://ilovemovies.blip.tv/rss

Noah’s Funny Photobomb
http://thisisphotobomb.com/2010/02/28/photobomb-that-guy-ill-be-right-there/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+ThisIsPhotobomb+%28This+is+Photobomb%29

Thunder Thighs at WalMart
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=10136

Requiem for a Dream Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7vF8zGeljA

Star Trek V Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msK3jSkx3VE

Star Trek II Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sofU3EMa4xc

True Romance Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du0NSnJnoEY

Casino Royale Theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H-0P7fYgdA

Monorail The Movie Trailer (Kingdom Comedy Video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAAB0kY_-CY

The boys revisit Kevin Smith’s Southwest troubles, Tim gets a “new” car, Andy works hard, the boys do 6 degrees of hot women from Firefly to Mad Men to V, Noah sings the praises of jail breaking iPhones, Noah’s “Cooking By The Book” segment makes it’s triumphant return, Tim talks shit about the Now Playing podcast, and the boys bask in the wisdom of Mr. T.

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Kevin Smith’s Videos About Southwest
http://smodcast.com/finalwords/

Christina Hendricks From Firefly/Madmen
http://i.imgur.com/EWhvE.jpg

Hot Disney Princesses
http://www.smashinglists.com/10-hottest-disney-princesses-look-alike-models/

Dragon Slayers 2 Game
http://www.addictinggames.com/dragonslayers2.html

Noah’s Chicken Sauté Wraps Recipe
http://find.myrecipes.com/recipes/recipefinder.dyn?action=displayRecipe&recipe_id=686192&adsqs=raid:1661709

Noah’s Beef Tenderloin Recipe
http://find.myrecipes.com/recipes/recipefinder.dyn?action=displayRecipe&recipe_id=1842333

No A Team cameo for Mr. T
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2007/05/24/mr-t-nixes-a-team-movie-cameo/

The Boys review We Are the World 25 for Haiti, Tim and Noah see Kevin Smith at Macworld, snow makes stupid driver’s near Andy’s house, Tim reviews Ovo from Cirque du Soleil, you’ll view the “Hollywood” audition process through Tim’s eyes, the boys talk about the tragedy at the Olympics, and they talk about Kevin Smith’s experience with Southwest Airlines.

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We Are The World for Haiti Donation Site:
http://World25.org

Carmen’s Comedy Club Website
http://www.carmenscomedyclub.com/

Knowyourmeme.com
http://knowyourmeme.com/

Anna Torv (The Lady from Fringe) Topless
http://www.esquire.com/women/women-we-love/anna-torv-nude-0310#img

Tim asks Kevin Smith a Question at Macworld
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_vSSw2UBOY

8 Romantic Songs You Didn’t Know Were About Rape
http://www.cracked.com/article_18431_8-romantic-songs-you-didnt-know-were-about-rape.html

Noah’s Link About Masturbating That Tim STILL Hasn’t Watched
(Suck it, Noah!)
http://vimeo.com/860821

People Bailing Out OF Car as it Goes Down Slick Street
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3sTc5LzwPM

Car Pinball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWT1pY1mVlY

Tim’s Stolen Hat Story
http://tancast.com/2010/02/12/no-so-great-moments-at-mr-lincoln/

“I’m In Miami, Bitch” by LMFAO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KExUay52tI

Kevin Smith Thrown Off Southwest Flight for Being Fat
http://cbs13.com/local/kevin.smith.southwest.2.1493836.html

Kevin Smith’s “Look How Fat I Am” Pic
http://twitpic.com/1340gw

SModcast About the Southwest Incident
http://www.smodcast.com/smodcast/smodcast106.php

In this episode: For Valentine’s Day, the TANboys tell the tales of how they met their wives as well as some wacky dating stories.

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Louis CK at Sundance 2010 — Worst Joke Ever
http://www.atlantamagazine.com/blogs/inappropriate/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10092865

In this episode: Andy and Noah discuss the iPad ad nauseum, Tim and Noah review Book of Eli, Andy gets pranked at the office, Tim gives up on “24,” and the boys never get around to this week’s “High 5″ …oops!

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Hitler Has Something To Say About the iPad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQnT0zp8Ya4

Matt Damon’s iPad (Good Will Hunting Re-Edit)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0rgjV9Y6jA

Corn Chips from Around the World
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/redeye/2010/01/national-corn-chip-day-fritos-doritos.html

In this episode: The boys circle back to the classic Superman debate, make fun of racists, review the new season of 24 thus far, discuss Conan’s exit from the Tonight Show, and make a polite request on behalf of Mysterious Andy.

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Taco Bell Breakfast Article
http://fastfood.freedomblogging.com/2009/12/11/a-closer-look-at-taco-bells-new-breakfast-menu/45179/

News Article: How a Superman Rescued me from a Date-Rape Horror”
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/153596/How-a-Superman-rescued-me-from-date-rape-horror-

News Article: Rape drug mum saved by Superman
http://www.wigantoday.net/wigannews/Rape-drug-mum-saved-by.5990589.jp

Pic of Robert Randolph
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.bloggingneworleans.com/media/2006/05/Robert-Randolph-450.jpg

Michael Ian Black’s (actual) (unfunny) Thoughts About the Conan Thing
http://www.michaelianblack.net/blog/2010/01/norma-rae.html

Andy’s Blog About Wishing to Remain Anonymous
http://tancast.com/2010/01/25/pay-no-attention-to-that-monkey-behind-the-curtain/

Cop Out Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAqej4v6WCc

In this episode: The TANboys discuss the Conan/Leno/NBC train wreck, Tim’s Pictionary Misadventures, and why Minnesota is too cold for anyone and close things out with a run down of their “High 5″ Places to Eat Out.

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Haiti Relief Links

Red Cross

The Bill Clinton and George W. Bush Haiti Fund

Stillerstrong (Ben Stiller’s Haiti Charity mentioned on Conan’s show)

Tim’s Show on Jan 23rd, 2010

Other Show Links

Tim’s 1st Blog on the Conan/Leno/NBC thing
http://tancast.com/2010/01/13/a-truly-uninformed-opinion-on-the-conanleno-thing/

Tim’s 2nd Blog on the Conan/Leno/NBC thing
http://tancast.com/2010/01/16/nbc-tells-team-coco-to-f-off/

Kimmel Destroys Leno on his own show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axwO6BkCtIo

Picture of Woman with a bunch of Flies on her Crack
http://i.imgur.com/DAONU.jpg

Political Map that “Gives Andy Hope”
http://i.imgur.com/Zh0yK.jpg

Guy With One Really Muscular Arm
http://www.totalprosports.com/2009/10/matthias-schlitte-is-a-modern-day-popeye/

In this episode: The TANboys (eventually) run down their Top 5 TV Theme Songs. Plus Noah presents another installment of his “Cooking By The Book” feature.

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People Jump Out of Car (from last week…updated link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3sTc5LzwPM

Car Pinball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWT1pY1mVlY

Sad Trombone

http://www.sadtrombone.com/

TANcast Facebook Fanpage
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-TANcast/242741254466?ref=ts

CNN’s List of Celebrities Lost in 2009

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/12/22/celebrity.passages.2009/index.html

Mario Rescues Princess Seth MacFarlane Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghZ_dkxOwEY#t=00m55s

Let Me Google That For You
http://lmgtfy.com/

Comedian Rob Paravonian talks about the Friends theme (and Sugar Ray)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S8wBNoiv90

Music Video of Tim and Andy’s High School Choir
[Link removed]

Noah’s Recipe for this Week
http://find.myrecipes.com/recipes/recipefinder.dyn?action=displayRecipe&recipe_id=232620&adsqs=raid:1695472

In this episode: A TANholiday re-cap, Tim and Noah’s NYE Game night, Andy vs his In-Laws, and the boys bid farewell to the Scene Unseen podcast by reviewing Avatar (Andy and Noah have seen it, Tim has not). (Warning: TWO Star Trek moments in this week’s episode…yipes!)

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Princess Edamame’s TANbingo Card
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/TANbingo.jpg

Andy’s Urban Dictionary Word
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schlipping%20mah%20fronecks&defid=4410435

Graph of Printer Ink Cost
http://consumerist.com/2009/12/hp-ink-costs-more-than-human-blood.html

Random Hawtness Chick
http://hawtness.com/2009/12/18/wtf-girl-photo-yes-pose-in-your-awesome-costume-next-to-a-trash-can/

Guy Throws His Bike at a Robber
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqdZFuGt1I4

Jumping Out of Car and Sliding on Ice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3sTc5LzwPM

Captain Picard reviews Twilight
http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuvgoxX1P21qa4f9oo1_500.jpg

The TANcast Store (In case you missed the link above)
http://www.cafepress.com/tancast

This week’s episode is all YOUR fault because it’s all listener suggested topics: School chums named Erin, nipple bleeding, dream cars, upcoming movies, how the boys came to live at the TANhouse, top 5 favorite songs of the TANboys, phobias, weight loss, and doing DP with your wife.

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Article on Tim written by Erin
http://www.scribd.com/doc/8985143/Dissed-Weekly-Issue-2-December-15-2008

A Collection of Bloody Nipple Photos
http://www.flickr.com/photos/dorkmaster/galleries/72157622268037051/#photo_130437233

Andy’s Not Safe For Bathroom Mishap Link
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3727850

Tim and Andy get finicky about food, Tim gets paranoid about X-mas presents, the boys wax nostalgic about video games, the boys discuss Christmas decor, the comedy of Brian Scolaro touches off an interesting thought experiment, Noah tries to understand the logic of SModcast, Tim is an insensitive douche, the boys trend dangerously close to racism, and Noah finds a shoe worse than Crocs.

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Spread the word about TANcast iTunes Review Day (Dec 30)
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Oh God YOU Devil on Warner Bros. DVD
http://www.amazon.com/God-You-Devil-George-Burns/dp/B0006J28LY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1261333396&sr=8-1

Stuff You Should Know Totem Pole Episode
http://podcast.com/episode/47087626/68331/

Comedian Brian Scolaro’s Website
http://www.brianscolaro.com/

Cop Grabs Dude’s Junk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wf6QAvuEVw

Huge Monitor in Office
http://gizmodo.com/5428870/42-office-monitor-is-as-good-for-your-eyes-as-it-is-for-your-privacy?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:%20gizmodo/full%20%28Gizmodo%29&utm_content=Google%20Reader

Barefoot Shoes…Worse Than Crocs
http://greenupgrader.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/my-bare-feet-vibram-five-fingers-review.jpg

Geoff returns to the show (by popular demand) and the boys talk about poop (naturally), raising babies, working at Google, video games (Arkham Asylum 2, Left 4 Dead, & Modern Warfare), but then they get distracted by “hawtness.”

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Cougar Cruise

http://i.imgur.com/eg2kJ.jpg

TANcast iTunes Review Day Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YcNfptCX1c

Arkham Asylum 2 Teaser
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/batman-arkham-spike-tv/59829

Star Trek Chick2
http://hawtness.com/2009/11/24/wtf-girl-photo-science-officers-are-the-sexiest-part-of-the-federation/

Recipe for Batida
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocktails_with_cacha%C3%A7a#Batida_.28Shaken.29

Spider-woman
http://hawtness.com/2009/11/06/wtf-girl-photo-spiderwoman-is-doing-the-crab-walk/

Girl Getting Fit Doing Some Wii Bowling (NSFW)
http://hawtness.com/2009/12/04/wtf-girl-photo-wii-bowling-bowling-in-the-comfort-of-your-own-home/

Whip Cream Bathing Suit
http://hawtness.com/2009/12/03/wtf-girl-photo-dont-eat-that-it-looks-like-shaving-cream/

Girl Eating “Cock Cake” (NSFW)
http://hawtness.com/2009/10/23/wtf-girl-photo-is-that-cake-cream-filled-ba-zing/

Princess Leia Pillow Fight
http://hawtness.com/2009/11/30/wtf-girl-photo-behold-the-ultimate-nerd-wet-dream/

Girl With Water Shooting Up Her Butt (NSFW)
http://hawtness.com/2009/10/13/wtf-girl-photo-look-at-the-water-babies/

Trapped in the Butt Cage
http://hawtness.com/2009/11/27/wtf-girl-photo-you-are-trapped-in-the-butt-cage/

Duct Tape Bikini
http://hawtness.com/2009/10/12/wtf-girl-photo-when-i-run-out-of-underwear-i-usually-do-laundry/

“This is Odd” (Devil Tongue Chick)
http://hawtness.com/2009/08/15/wtf-girl-photo-the-source-of-all-hotness/

“So is This” (Dog Licking Girls Boob)
http://hawtness.com/2009/11/18/wtf-girl-photo-think-she-stuffed-her-bra-with-snausages/

Congressman Tells Cheney to STFU
http://rawstory.com/2009/12/alan-die-quickly-grayson-tells-cheney-stfu/

This week brings lying scales, gross hotel rooms, celebrity gossip, used cars, HIV, Universal Studios fail, sitcoms without laugh tracks, and some great advice for winter.

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Weird Dude on a Bike
http://i.imgur.com/PZaUa.jpg

Sofia Vergara in a Bikini (NSFW site)
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0912/sofia-vergara-bikini-1-02.jpg&info=Sofia%20Vergara%20Bikini%20Pictures

Sofia Vergara’s visible face (NSFW site)
http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=0912/sofia-vergara-bikini-1-03.jpg&info=Sofia%20Vergara%20Bikini%20Pictures

Comedian (And all around cool guy) Jerry Brandt
http://www.myspace.com/comedianjerrybrandt

In another fail-filled episode, Tim spends Thanksgiving in Disneyland, Andy meets a coked up stripper, Noah learns some lessons from his November fast, Noah reviews Ninja Assassin, Tim gets annoyed by bad parents, Andy ponders the psychology of D.P. porn, and finally the wheels come off as usual. (FYI- alternate titles considered for this episode were, “Hate It Forward,” “A Tiny Taste of the Zeitgeist,” “The Tim Flu,” and “Noah Somehow Makes it Gay.” Did we make the right choice?)

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.

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“Sorry Girls..I’m Taken” shirt at Disneyland
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Prince-Charming-Im-Taken-Shirt.jpg

Google “These Nuts”
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=these+nuts&aq=1&aqi=g10&oq=these+n&fp=6b22d27f49a5e7dd

Noah’s Recipe
http://find.myrecipes.com/recipes/recipefinder.dyn?action=displayRecipe&recipe_id=1120354

Alissa’s Crocs
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Alyssas-Crocs.jpg

Tim’s “twin”
http://twitpic.com/rf5ca

Andy on a Plane
http://failblog.org/2009/11/25/seating-comfort-fail/

Kitty on Slide
http://i.imgur.com/FvtQv.gif

Twilight Moms
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/329/a/6/Twilight_Moms_by_InLoveWitEdwardC.jpg

This week, Noah joins Twitter, Andy slams the Darwin Awards movie, Tim visits the Walt Disney Family Museum, the boys play “Guess her Muff” (those two really shouldn’t have followed each other), Noah presents another installment of his “Cooking By The Book” feature, Tim and Noah get into a stupid argument, and Andy reviews the season finale of South Park.

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Guess Her Muff (NSFW)
http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/

Tim Binds His Hands in Duct Tape (video)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eonebCGXTQ

This week, Tim revisits the eternal million dollar question, the boys discuss Body Mass Index (BMI), Tim and Noah have the great Pizza debate, Tim and Andy make fun of contestants on game shows, Tim bemoans the mediocrity of the “CSI Trilogy” (Plus The Mentalist, House, and Fringe), Tim and Andy hate on Star Trek: Voyager, Andy tells a “had to be there story,” and the show ends as it should…as it must…with talk of poop.

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BMI Index Chart
http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

Justin Timberlake Googly Eyes Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGWCtuRBfo0

Justin Timberlake Speed Reader Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cONRdBIFXA

The Pizza Poll
http://tancast.com/2009/11/16/the-great-pizza-debate/

Family Feud “September”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUt7oJFPW9U

Family Feud “Turkey”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw

(Lesbian?) Goth Wedding – AKA Women, Don’t Shave The Front Of Your Heads
http://thechive.com/2009/08/i-want-my-goth-wedding-to-be-just-like-this-15-photos/

Elf Flash Mob in NYC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvw3H3LUQwQ

Worst Places to Fart
http://www.listafterlist.com/tabid/57/listid/14400/Fun++Games/Worst+Places+to+Fart.aspx

Voyager’s Shuttle Craft Problem (NERD ALERT…for true geeks only!)
http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/inconsistencies/inconsistencies-voy.htm

This week the wheels fall off several times over as the boys talk about the latest follies of Miss “Opposite Marriage” California, Twilight, Tim’s showering phobia, acronyms, rape jokes (sorry), gaming systems, a sweet Amazon offer that it is too late for you to take advantage of, Noah’s “diet,” the evils of Wal Mart, and this ends with daddy’s shame.

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Noah’s Random Mostly Naked Girl of the Week

http://gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=gallery&show_fullsize=15777&page_id=26794

Jon Stewart’s Impression of Glen Beck on the Daily Show
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-november-5-2009/the-11-3-project

People of Walmart
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

This week the boys talk about ever man’s favorite part of Halloween (the slutty costumes), Tim and Noah review some fast food, the boys have fun with pets, Andy reviews “Eye for an Eye,” the boys revisit the magic of a million dollars, Tim talks about putting his love life in his act, Noah introduces his new feature: “Cooking By The Book” and he tells you how to make Beer Margaritas, and Tim goes back to college.

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Sexy Halloween Costume Cleavage Collection
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/10/19/sexy-halloween-costume-cleavage-collection-108-photos/

Andy’s Favorite “Costume”
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/10/19/sexy-halloween-cleavage-gallery/halloween-cleavage-46/

Tim’s Favorite “Costume”
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/10/19/sexy-halloween-cleavage-gallery/halloween-cleavage-85/

Ladies in Halloween Body Paint (from last week’s show)
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/09/28/sexy-halloween-costume-less-2009-120-body-paint-photos/

Why You Should Hide The Remote From Your Girlfriend
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1608745

Jazz Getting Thrown Out From Fresh Prince of Bel Air
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvJeATp31dw

Comedian W. Kamau Bell’s Website (Tell him Tim Babb and TANcast say “hi”)
http://www.wkamaubell.com/

Vampire/Zombie/Frankenstein/Jesus thing
http://i.imgur.com/EKWDE.gif

Why Tim Loves the day after Halloween on Facebook/MySpace
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v356/163/77/1514543799/n1514543799_30041305_2747.jpg
http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v356/163/77/1514543799/n1514543799_30041299_7756.jpg

Info on how to Book Tim Babb for your college
http://h2f.net/h2fnew/index.php?pg=talentdetail_page&id=01493c5fbd38495

Crocs and Snuggie in Walmat
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=5909

This week the boys celebrate Halloween, figure out what they would do for a million dollars, and find the worst way to be welcomed into manhood. Tim meets Gino, Noah and Tim review Law Abiding Citizen, Noah sees An American Werewolf in London, the boys discuss Facebook, Glee doesn’t know what “Mash-ups” are, Tim hates on Comcast, and Andy gets sick.

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.

Check out Stephen’s Haunted Holiday on YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgXYq5LQkIM) and Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/HauntedHoliday). See it for yourself on Topaz Street in Redwood City on October 31st!

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Scariest YouTube Video ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ZMHhNaM0E

Women in Bodypaint Halloween Costumes
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/09/28/sexy-halloween-costume-less-2009-120-body-paint-photos/

Rebecca Romijn as Mystique
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/09/28/halloween-bodypaint-babes-gallery/halloween-bodypaint-39/

Mother approving of topless Daughter
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/09/28/halloween-bodypaint-babes-gallery/halloween-bodypaint-74/

Lady Gaga/Somebody’s Watching Me Mash Up
http://mashupfacts.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/mash2mix-somebody-is-watching-me-dance1.mp3

Reporter Goes Ghetto Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWulZOKANB4

Tim’s Updated Facebook status (Copied from this Twitter post)
http://twitter.com/TimBabbComedian/status/5128210639

Google Maps Can’t Find Andy’s Street
http://tancast.com/2009/10/22/google-maps-now-with-extra-stupid/

This week Tim and Noah record in the same room…and an awkward echo ensues. Sorry ’bout that. Tim and Noah debate fitness, Andy and Noah talk downloadable content for video games,
discuss the past and future of Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan Character, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back gets edited for television, babies get hit by cars, boys mess with balloons, Noah reviews Whip It, then things go wrong and hopefully you can laugh AT us if not WITH us.

This week’s Tanlaugh was sent in by Melanie.
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Hillary Duff’s “That’s So Gay” commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVicCD8FmMs

How to Make Shake Shack Burger at Home
http://consumerist.com/5383509/how-to-make-the-shake-shack-burger-at-home

White Men in Black Face Perform As Jackson Five, Harry Connick Jr. Outrage
http://newsblaze.com/story/20091015092302reye.nb/topstory.html

Baby Gets Hit By Train (and lives)
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/10/16/miracle-baby-is-run-over-by-train-and-survives-watch-the-video-115875-21751492/

“Cute as 2 Buttons” or “2 Hedgehog Testicles”
http://old.imgur.com/4pSeS.jpg

Reasons Not to Listen to TANcast Videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BO5BE8iXCpY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPNnxin2n80
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuSWHlvNQL4

Daily Show Segment About Govt. Anti-Rape Bill
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-october-14-2009/rape-nuts

Another show worth nominating for best “comedy” podcast at podcastawards.com! This week the boys talk about exactly what you think they’d talk about on the 69th episode…politics, culture, and religion (no kidding). They also manage to talk about being a bad husband, babies, weddings, My Secret Ex-Girlfriend, The Cleveland Show, the pros and cons of losing cable, the bliss of owning your own Star Trek uniform, and the dangers of the Banana Spider.

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Podcast Awards Nominating Suggestions
http://tancast.com/2009/10/05/its-an-honor-just-to-be-nominated/

Hidden Camera Prank Goes Wrong
http://www.break.com/index/hidden-camera-prank-goes-very-wrong.html

SNL’s Obama Doing Nothing Sketch
http://www.hulu.com/watch/99945/saturday-night-live-obama-address#s-p2-sr-i1

Family Sitting on Someone
http://kotaku.com/5377753/queens-blade-curvy-cosplaying-model-destroys-the-ante/gallery/

Scary Looking Woman
http://www.life.com/image/86145599/in-gallery/34652/is-she-really-going-out-with-him
http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Welcome+America+Final+Night+George+W+Bush+3vhxaBE1Qgvl.jpg

Here are the links to the Ars Technica That Andy was talking about (no “link” sound for these…but if you heard the episode you’ll know what they are)
http://arstechnica.com/old/content/2008/11/dtv-transition-to-yesterday.ars
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2009/10/fcc-boss-lack-of-spectrum-biggest-peril-to-mobile-wireless.ars

This week you get a show worth nominating for best “comedy” podcast at podcastawards.com! First Andy’s wife needs a toe truck, then Andy gets insulted by a recruiter, the “fancrust” fights over who’s the best TANcaster, Tim feuds with technology, the World Trade Center site causes frustration, the boys discuss the pros and cons of on-line shopping, Noah makes candied bacon, the boys weigh in on Roman Polanski, and finally they try to determine if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl In 1990.

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Due to incompetence beyond our control, there were no TANlaughs this week.
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Letterman – Optimus Prime Top Ten List
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=capoqysbgI0

TANcast vs Grammar Girl Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcADPF0fIxA

Sony has to Apologize to Nigeria
http://www.us.playstation.com/News/ConsumerAlerts

Top 10 Reasons David Letterman Confessed
http://blog.zap2it.com/frominsidethebox/2009/10/top-10-reasons-david-letterman-confessed-to-affairs-on-the-late-show.html

Picture of David Letterman’s Wife
http://freeoffertrial.info/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/regina-lasko-david-lettermans-wife.jpg

25 Hilarious Roller Coaster Photos
http://www.holytaco.com/25-hilarious-roller-coaster-photos

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK) “Nice Composition” Photo of Girl in Her Undies
http://www.holytaco.com/nice-composition-weird-foot-looks-hotdog-bun

Traci Lords vs Mary Carey…Who’d You Rather?
http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/02/traci-lords-vs-mary-carey-whod-you-rather/

Pic of Chicago Learning They Won’t Get the Olympics
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/10/02/sports/bid.650.4.jpg

Bacon Wrapped Bacon
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3219/2297926249_d878c1928d.jpg

This week, Noah has an obsession with not safe for work links, The boys talk about new fall TV (Supernatural, Glee, True Blood, House, Heroes, Dexter, & CSI), Tim contends that Turbulence is worse than Transformers, Andy uses his child’s hair to make his wife cry, Tim watches Hitman the wrong way, Surrogates disappoints Noah, finally Noah eats breakfast and that’s when the war begins.

Here is a link to the I *Heart* TANcast picture for you to put on your social networking site to win out Talking Joke Box contest: http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/I-heart-TANcast-flyer.jpg (Contest Ends October 3, 2009)

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Dave in the UK, Mike, and Mike.
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Tim’s only credit on IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1134809/

Robin’s Photo of Crocs in Disneyland
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/crocks-from-Robin.jpg

(NOT SAFE FOR WORK) Daily Photos of a Healthy Cervix
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/09/24/daily-photos-of-a-he.html

Streaker Scores Football (Soccer) Goal
(Another one of Noah’s that you can’t click on around other people)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3084/amazing_streaker_scores/

50 Sluttiest American Apparel Ads
(Yet another one of Noah’s that you can’t click on around other people)
http://consumerist.com/5354808/save-on-porno-50-sluttiest-american-apparel-ads

Pictures People staring at Boobs
(Oh yes…another one of Noah’s that you can’t click on around other people)
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/09/14/beware-the-boob-stare-104-photos/

Someone staring at Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs
http://thechive.com/2009/01/its-impossible-not-to-stare-part-ii-17-photos/staring-boobs-2/

Nicholas Cage as Superman
http://www.examiner.com/x-24504-Norfolk-Comic-Books-Examiner~y2009m9d23-Nic-Cage-as-Superman-What-might-have-been
http://imgur.com/Y2fF2

Tim on Netcot “debating” the return of Captain EO
http://www.netcot.com/blog/?p=385

Article about a parasite that eats and replaces a fish’s tongue
(#6 on the list)
http://www.cracked.com/article_17199_7-most-horrifying-parasites-on-planet.html

Parasite that enters through your “pee hole”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

iPhone Stalker App Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k3zvI2tyPM

“Interesting” Craigslist ad
http://imgur.com/yy4HB.jpg

Dog Licking Peanut Butter
http://imgrr.com/x/xghfd789.jpg

Noah doesn’t find Kanye West’s douchey behavior funny, Andy and Noah love Project Runway, Noah outsmarts the water company, the boys review “9″ and “Extract,” Andy gets fired up about politics (and stupidity), Noah discovers a new kind of SPAM, Andy’s baby is to be feared by all, Tim talks a little about stand-up comedy, Andy’s mom gets schooled on Mexican Food in Missouri, the show can’t end with out some Glee and Star Trek, Tim reports on the D23 Expo, the boys hate on Joe Wilson, Andy sucks off Michael Ian Black, and Noah and Andy talk Snow Leopard, and Tim puts Universal Studios on notice.

Here is a link to the I *Heart* TANcast picture for you to put on your social networking site to win out Talking Joke Box contest: http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/I-heart-TANcast-flyer.jpg (Contest Ends October 3, 2009)

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TANcat Fight
http://tancast.com/2009/09/13/tancast-065-trying-to-pay-next-weeks-bills-with-this-weeks-funny/

Article from last week where a fired teacher turns to porn
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/08/31/2009-08-31_bikiniclad_teacher_tiffany_shepherd__aka_turns_to_porn_after_being_fired_.html

TANcast Bill Maher Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72V2O4dTqwA

Movie Spoiler Site
http://moviepooper.com/

Take on Me Literal Version
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e062d7b4d5/take-on-me-literal-video-version-from-dustfilms#player

Breast Cancer Awareness WIN
http://imgur.com/MGqb7.jpg

“Andy and Tim Make Out”
http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/70764_largegirlkissesskinnyboy.jpg

Tim’s Blog About Roy Disney
http://tancast.com/2009/09/13/roy-disney-the-unsung-hero-of-the-disney-empire/

Tim’s Blog About Patrick Swayze
http://tancast.com/2009/09/15/offending-people-from-the-stage-again/

International Talk Like a Pirate Day explained on Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day

Michael and Michael Have Issues “Fork” Clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWrPkoPUOQ8

After a brief musical interlude, you’ll hear: Tim sharing his love for Auto-Tune the News, Noah sharing his love for half naked women, Andy sharing his love for the Bloudhound Gang, Andy’s naked baby causing problems, Tim and Andy hating on termites, ugly pigs needing love too, Kevin Smith tweeting up a storm, too much body modification talk, Tim failing at being a D23 member, stressing at game night, a teacher has to resort to porn, and finally the boys get lost in a world of Princess Leia’s metal bikini.

Here is a link to the I *Heart* TANcast picture for you to put on your social networking site to win out Talking Joke Box contest: http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/I-heart-TANcast-flyer.jpg

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Victoria and Todd.
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The Video of Tim’s Haunted Mansion/Thriller mash-up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6nAxyZQNbo

Tim’s Blog about the Right Wing
http://tancast.com/2009/09/04/hey-right-wing-i-just-dont-get-you/

Auto-Tune the News
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Psfn6iOfS8

Random Girlie Pictures that Noah Found
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/09/okay-okay-pt-2.html

More Random Girlie Pictures that Noah Found (redheads)
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/08/28/101-ridiculously-hot-redheads/

The red headed girl that made Andy yell “turn around” in his head
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/08/27/ridiculously-hot-redheads-gallery/coed-redheads-56/

“Ugly” Baby Pig
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1210909/Abandoned-piglet-lost-hound-Giant-farm-dog-saves-baby-pigs-bacon-adopting-own.html

San Francisco Comedy Competition Schedule
http://www.sanfranciscocomedycompetition.com/Pages/Schedule.html

Fired Teacher Turns to Porn
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/08/31/2009-08-31_bikiniclad_teacher_tiffany_shepherd__aka_turns_to_porn_after_being_fired_.html

Noah suggests you look at pic 3
http://kotaku.com/5353762/pax-cosplay-round-3-+-fight/gallery/

Andy’s CosPlay Winner
http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/leia-cosplay-1.jpg

Website Devoted Exclusively to Leia’s Metal Bikini
http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/index.html

A Leia-licious picture Andy found
http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/GroupPhoto_Dcon08b_big.jpg

A Brutal Reminder that life isn’t Fair
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/09/a_brutal_reminder_life_isnt_fair.php

Andy starts off talking hockey, a friend takes the TANcast vs SModcast challenge, Noah reviews Knowing and Funny People, the boys demystify the miracle of life, the boys discus BluRay, the boys take a stroll through the fun and frightening world of the People of Walmart, Noah gets a PS3, the guys talk about a show they’ve never seen, Noah sells out to Transformers, the boys discuss the 7 levels of fat, Tim tries to mock Andy for watching Glee, Tim admits to not watching Nip/Tuck, Andy fails to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyll, the stench of Crocs clings to Andy’s neck, and Tim rips on Lodi (sorry Lodi…you know I love you)

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This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Mike and Jairo.
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Lord of the Rings Trilogy Extended-Edition on BluRay
http://www.amazon.com/Rings-Trilogy-Extended-Editions-Blu-ray/dp/B0026L7H20

Tim on Mousetalgia
http://mousetalgia.libsyn.org/index.php?post_id=502672#

Guy slaps 2 year old in a Walmart
http://cbs2.com/watercooler/man.slaps.toddler.2.1161524.html

People of Walmart
http://peopleofwalmart.com/

People of Walmart: Old Man with Tits
http://peopleofwalmart.com/?p=183

People of Walmart: Lady Who Shouldn’t Wear Shorts
http://peopleofwalmart.com/?p=171

Trek Yourself (Watch out for those Cheez-its)
http://www.trekyourself.com/

Stages of Being Fat from Maxim
http://www.maxim.com/humor/articles/83875/7-stages-being-fat.html

The cast of Glee sings “Gold Digger”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgZ7e-FDeac

The cast of Glee sings “some other shit”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIvt6VxNPW0

Kanye West sings “Gold Digger”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLgkoD6n0CU

Gold Digger Poll
http://tancast.com/2009/09/06/glee-or-gloom/

“Don’t Stop” by Innerpartysystem
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIvt6VxNPW0

Wales Town that’s Hard to Say
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Tim Gunn Fights Crocs in Marvel Comics
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jYTzoydxuuZwksJZNNKu3r3jylmQD9AGJVP81

Tim’s 30 Days and 30 Blogs
http://tancast.com/2009/09/02/30-days-and-30-blogs/

Tim Babb’s stand up comedy show dates
http://www.youtube.com/show_all?user=timbabbcomedian

Tim’s Blog that Geoff Commented on 3 Times
http://tancast.com/2009/09/04/hey-right-wing-i-just-dont-get-you/

Van from the Netcot Podcast returns for the conclusion to last week’s cliffhanger. The boys review Inglorious Bastards and District 9, Tim and Noah reminisce about their old movie theater, they boys try and solve the murder of Michael Jackson, Andy doesn’t do anything illegal, Van gives his other podcast picks, Van weighs in on the Croc-fight, Andy reveals the danger of baby bombs, the boys talk Apple for a bit, Tim and Noah ponder the consequences of replacing Andy then Noah stops recording…but the show goes on.

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No TANlaughs this week…but keep ‘em coming in…
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Van’s Podcast Picks:
http://macosken.com/
http://www.wdwtoday.com/
http://extras.thesun.co.uk/podcasts/wrestle_cast/wrestlecast.xml

Mac Break Weekly Podcast
http://www.twit.tv/mbw

Vote for Netcot as best Short Disney Podcast here:
http://wdwdailynews.com/2009/08/23/web-awards-vote-now/

The lovely Dagmar Midcap again
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/30134-dagmar_midcap.jpg

Croc Cell Phone Holders
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Croc-things.jpg

This week the boys discus lesbian fashion, ponder the temptation of cable, do another “Star Trek Minute” (which ends up being more prophetic than intended), Tim argues on the internet, and Van from the Netcot Podcast drops by!!!

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This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Jo and Todd.
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Angry Cat Swimming
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3259/2733891433_8e88ef218c.jpg

Dagmar Midcap looking “Cougarish”
http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/30134-dagmar_midcap.jpg

Dagmar Midcap “About to take her top off” (that’s what we CHOOSE to believe)
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/72/176770980_1151fbe22b.jpg?v=0

Star Trek’s #1 Fan Rap Video (yikes..should have listened before I linked)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YujKsXgJB-M

What do you cook your meals with Poll
http://gizmodo.com/5344286/what-do-you-cook-most-of-your-meals-with

Tim on Netcot #114
http://www.netcot.com/blog/?p=213

Van on TANcast 052
http://tancast.com/2009/06/02/tancast-052-vancast/

“Hot and disturbing” (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!)
http://qikr.com/atv23n

This week Andy’s Vegas adventure, Tim reviews one chapter of the book Teetering on Disaster, the boys hate on Jimmy Fallon, high school bullies, and then the show descends into chaos!

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Kris and Victoria.
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Teetering on Disaster by Michaela Renee
http://www.michaelarenee.com/TeeteringonDisaster/tabid/65/Default.aspx

Hot Sexy Girl Motivational Posters
http://thechive.com/2009/08/sexy-monday-motivational-posters-20-photos/

More Hot Sexy Girl Motivational Posters
http://thechive.com/2009/06/worlds-sexiest-motivational-posters-part-2-18-photos/

Star Wars Disco Fever…WTF?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLTI3lejhGg

This week, Andy and Noah discuss their jury experiences, Andy reviews GI Joe, the boys lay out phone pet peeves, and Tim & Andy worry about their health.

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Janelle.
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Daily Show rips on South Carolina
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-august-3-2009/thank-you–south-carolina-

Girls Motorboating
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/06/30/101-drunk-girls-motorboating/

Guy Motorboating (Tim calls bullshit!)
http://coedmagazine.com/2009/06/30/drunk-girls-motorboating-gallery/drunk-girls-motorboating-35/

Girl sitting on Creepy Old Guy’s Lap
http://www.sublimedirectory.com/stimes/08-03-2009/

Weird Al’s Skipper Dan Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNo8LvdOwSk

Star Trek Fight Scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyhhFzE5O5U

Michael Jackson’s Beat It video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqxo1SKB0z8

Michael Jackson’s Beat It performed at his 30th Anniversary Celebration
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BTU5Y80PeM

Movie Voice Over guys in a Limo video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQRtuxdfQHw

Knowing is Half the Battle T-Shirt Design
http://imgur.com/A6WZW.png
http://nerduo.com/thebattle/

DownForEveryoneOrJustMe.com
http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/

Peter Jackson’s The Lovely Bones official film site
http://www.lovelybones.com/?gclid=CO2X1KD7mZwCFQ9JagodaE9yeQ

Arnold wielding a Knife
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GLrmRCs2oo

Tiny URL link for you to re-post and get your friends to vote for TANcast
http://bit.ly/85uzR

The TANboys are BACK…and as crappy as ever. This week they discuss the perils of home ownership, Andy’s dream, eating in a big group, racism, a moment of seriousness about death, another crappy lay off, IM etiquette, movies (Indiana Jones, The Orphan, 500 Days of Summer, District 9, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, A Perfect Getaway, My Sister’s Keeper, the Lake House), and Andy gets mocked for his Crocs…yet again.

Also…anyone know where the “Link” sound effect is from this week?

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Dave in the UK, Alissa, and Mike.
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Glen Beck calls Obama a Racist (as seen on this Daily Show clip at 05:56)
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-july-29-2009/so-you-think-you-can-douche

Grammar Girl Episode 180: How to Use Parallel Construction Correctly
http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/false-series-parallel-construction.aspx

Tim’s Blog about Indiana Jones movies
http://tancast.com/2009/07/31/temple-of-doom-vs-crystal-skull/

Movie Pooper (A site for movie spoilers)
http://moviepooper.com/

The Book Spoiler (A site for book spoilers…duh)
http://thebookspoiler.com/

This “special” episode features a special message from “Grammar Girl” Mignon Fogarty*, a few musical surprises, and several voice mail messages. Hope this tides y’all over ’til our next real show.

*(Mignon Fogarty’s audio appears out of context and does not accurately reflect the views or opinions of Mignon Fogarty. You can hear the full context quote(s) here: http://behindthegrammar.com/2009/07/btg005-are-movie-studios-killing-podcasting/ God, I hope she thinks this is funny. Otherwise I am in some deep, grammatically correct trouble!)

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This week: Noah’s mic continues to suck, Tim and Andy have a Star Trek moment, Noah gets one step closer to being a home owner, Tim has anger issues, the boys continue to be disturbed by internet phenomena like 2 girls 1 cup, the boys find the upside to jury duty, the joys of chocolate milk and ice cream, what to do with plastic grocery bags, the myth of break up sex, and…other crap…who really reads this shit?

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Ron Swallow, Jason, and Todd.
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Kevin Pollak’s Interview with Kevin Smith (episode 13)
http://kevinpollakschatshow.com/

2 Girls 1 Cup Skateboard
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mojoey/3645908102/

Transformers 2 FAQs
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php

Cock Ring (#6 on this list)
http://www.cracked.com/article_17399_8-terrifying-instruments-old-time-doctors-used-on-your-junk.html

Cock Ring (#17 on this one)
http://www.cracked.com/article_17372_18-more-worlds-most-disturbing-sex-toys.html

This week: Tim misses Michael Jackson, the TANboys celebrate the 4th of July, Sarah Palin is easy to mock, tales of anal tears (or tears), “fun” with fireworks, Noah’s sexy voice is too much for his computer, Crispin Glover is weird, a serious reminder to get your prostate checked, brown water, reality TV sucks for every race, and the Jonas Brothers annoy Andy.

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Nick, Jo, and Emily.
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Michael Jackson’s “Ghosts” Video (4 parts)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaJaFGrSChY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfVXLhk8M0k
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u97iHjiVBdk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Cjoh06DiZY

Netcot’s Captain EO episode
http://www.netcot.com/blog/?p=354

Mousetalgia’s Episode with Michael Jackson opening
http://mousetalgia.libsyn.org/index.php?post_id=496699

On A Boat Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOvaCV6uQp8

TANcast Text Message Comics
http://tancast.com/2009/07/04/tancomics-santa-monica-blvd/

Michael Jackson’s Badder video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqIWYy5×3d8

Michael Jackson’s You Rock My World video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_PcQ8s9Qso

Michael Jackson’s Ben (Accapella)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46rGlj8–Xk

Crispin Glover is weird(er) on Letterman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALapHYNSmoA

Jackson 5 performs Ben in Pairs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQyvQWrGE1g

Crispin Glover performs Ben
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTKNahASSDI

The TANboys salute the The King of Pop in their own way. But also catch some things that might have fallen through the cracks like the deaths of Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon, Iran hostilities, hypocritical cheating governors, Tim’s old boss giving his stamp of disapproval for TANcast, the perils of big boobs, an unseen/unseen/unseen review of Transformers 2, pranks pulled at the old TANhouse, Andy blowing no one’s mind with baby stories, Tim and Noah mocking the Crocs, and AT&T screwing a Myth Buster.

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Janelle, Mike, and Jo.
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Stupid Transformers 2 Scene
http://gizmodo.com/5300130/transformers-2-is-actually-gremlins-3

Transformers 2 Spoilers
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/8-Spoilerific-Reasons-To-Avoid-Transformers-2-13688.html

This time Andy finally pops his SModcast cherry, Tim finds a comedian that’s worse than he is, buffering becomes a real problem, Andy discovers a downside of “personal maintenance,” Noah and Andy cream all over the new iPhone OS, the boys tell road trip stories, Tim won’t let old debates die (dorkyness, gay marriage, and legalizing marijuana), Patrick Stewart acts his balls off, we find out the Jonas Brothers are better role models than Bristol Palin, and just before the end of the show, the wheels completely fall off.

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Princess Edamame, Todd, and Jo (sort of).
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
http://www.amazon.com/Pride-Prejudice-Zombies-Classic-Ultraviolent/dp/1594743347

TANcast Instant Message Comic #1
http://tancast.com/2009/06/21/prepare-yourself-for-tancast-055/

SModcast 87-Tapoo
http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/2009/05/31/smodcast-87/

Logan’s Blog:6000 Miles in a Ford Festiva
http://6000milesinafordfestiva.blogspot.com/

Comedian Jerry Brandt
http://www.facebook.com/comedianjerrybrandt

Total Eclipse of the Heart – Literal Version of the Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA

Take On Me – Literal Version of the Video
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e062d7b4d5/take-on-me-literal-video-version-from-dustfilms#player

Auto-Tune the News
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGhsbRb_pqE

Distorted View Video about Letterman Protesters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR6uhmBaJxk

This week’s episode features Dane Cook ruining T&A, the Konami Code, needlessly hostile movie reviews (Star Trek, Dark Knight, Batman 1989, Sahara 1943, I Want to Live, Stand By Me, Disney’s Earth, Dune, the Highlander series), Toaster Ovens taking on Microwaves, house shopping in California vs Georgia, Car Talk from Tim, The Great Pee Chee Folder debate, The TANboys grow old, Mignon Fogarty goes behind the Grammar, the sad tale of Tim’s old car, gay marriage bans are still stupid, plus the worst circumcision idea ever!

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Emily, Todd, Heidi, and Todd (again).
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Kougar Magazine
http://www.kougarmagazine.com/

Showgirls DVD “code”
http://www.moviemistakes.com/film1157/eastereggs

Star Trek “The Summit”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-ySCP-e6E

Movies Based on a True Story that are Bullshit from Cracked.com
http://www.cracked.com/article_16478_7-movies-based-on-true-story-that-are-complete-bullshit.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_17326_movies-based-on-true-story-that-are-also-full-shit.html

MMA Fail
http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/6210/5fhdlg.gif

Pee Chee Folders
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee_Chee_folder

New Podcast from Grammar Girl (Mignon Fogerty)
http://behindthegrammar.com/

Financial advice from Seth Green
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0b8581d2e3/un-broke-the-seth-green-cribs-edition

Insanity Test
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W_woGLvflc

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

This week, the boys sing the praises of cracked.com, Tim praises the film “Up,” the boys find plot holes in the Terminator series, talk life and death in comic books (Batman, Captain America, and Wolverine), Glenn Beck and Tim cry like little bitches, the boys talk TV (Mentalist, Psych, Royal Pains, Burn Notice, and Mythbusters), the boys almost ruin their marriages, the fickle nature of TV cancellation is lamented, Todd and Mike send in internet sites to waste more of your time, and the show runs out of gas right at the end.

This week’s TANlaugh were submitted by Jo, Todd, and Mike.
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Leprechaun News Story Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

What the Fuck Happened to TV Article
http://www.cracked.com/blog/columnist-watches-shitty-tv-regrets-it-immediately/

Movies Based on a True Story that are Bullshit
http://www.cracked.com/article_16478_7-movies-based-on-true-story-that-are-complete-bullshit.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_17326_movies-based-on-true-story-that-are-also-full-shit.html

The Top 8 ‘Oh Shit!’ Moments from Mixed Martial Arts
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-eight-oh-shit-moments-in-mma/

Glenn Beck cries like a little bitch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7OGVw5a8uM

Wolverine’s Claws in Real Life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vQ2RVqJCNM

Phone Sex Robot
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913296

Crank Yankers Turd Prank Cal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUiQSKmnucQ

Blubrry Tweet
http://twitter.com/blubrry/status/2031207829

Tweeting Too Hard
http://tweetingtoohard.com/

Texts From Last Night
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

Van from the Netcot podcast slums it to join the TANboys for the 1 year anniversary of TANcast. The guys discuss the perils of mocking Louisiana, internet fame, parenting, Disneyland, Disney’s California Adventure, Churro stands, how termites foiled a move to Hawaii, the origins of Netcot, Van’s secret podcast idea, TANcast Savings plan, the pox on radio that is Delilah, stupid websites to waste your time, pros and cons of working at Google, the rhetorical boner, Ninja Rape verses Superman rape, GI Joe still looks shitty, Tim: Disneyland Nanny, and the winner in Money vs. Happiness.

Bonus: Tim offends all of Canada and Mexico in under a minute!!!

This week’s TANlaugh was submitted by Jo, Alissa, Jo, and Alissa
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Snickers Ad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSAXLayoMKI

Gay Marriage in the US
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage_in_the_United_States

California is 49th in education
http://www.wavenewspapers.com/news/regional/37673589.html

Gives me hope
http://www.givesmehope.com/

My Life is Average
http://mylifeisaverage.com/index.html

F My Life
http://fmylife.com

Fail Blog
http://failblog.org/

Awkward Boners
http://www.awkwardboners.com/

Dancing with the “Stars” boner that “Andy” mentioned
http://www.awkwardboners.com/2009/04/you-can-hide-it-from-tom-bergeron-but-you-cant-hide-it-from-the-cameras/

That OTHER Tancast
http://www.tridentfoams.co.uk/tancast.html

Kirk and Spock in the Bath
http://tottenbaum.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/kirkspock.jpg

TANcast returns to form with rambling discussions of Angels and Demons, disgusting sex terms, paintballing with racists, Portal (the game), Wolverine (also the game), season finales of CSI, 24, Lost, Panda Express as payment for favors, the promise and pitfalls of social networking sites, problem co-workers, a special guest for our 1 year anniversary show (next week), tales of woe from the dentist’s chair, and problems with porn.

This week’s TANlaugh was submitted by Mike Dawson
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at:
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[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

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Tom Hanks on Daily Show
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=227328&title=tom-hanks

Tim Tweets “@jismyourface”
http://twitter.com/TimBabbComedian/status/1904852822

Photo of a Dental Floss Pick
http://www.allproducts.com/manufacture99/ctcorp/Product-2004726145443.jpg

DAN Savage’s “Savage Love”
http://www.thestranger.com/savage

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

TANcast celebrates it’s 50th episode with the best bits you never heard from the first 50 episodes, exclusive audio from the team at the Mousetalgia Podcast, and finally a special edition of TANlaughs with jokes from Mike Dawson (Left Field Cinema Podcast), Luke Walley and Chris Crookall (The Ice Podcast), Michaela Renee (Teetering on Disaster), Heidi Caldwell (“Dead Americans”), and from awesome listeners like you!

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Mike Dawson, Luke, Chris, Michaela, Heidi, Ro, Ron, Jon, Sean, Gail, Jo, Mike, and Bryce.
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at:
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Reseller Ratings
http://www.resellerratings.com/

Mike Dawson’s Podcast
http://www.leftfieldcinema.com/

Luke and Chris’ Podcast
http://theicepodcast.weebly.com/

Michaela Renee’s Book
http://bit.ly/xSK13

Heidi Caldwell’s IMDB Page
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2643446/

Ro Delagratzi’s web pages
http://jaylenostolemyjoke.com/
http://www.bigassro.com/

Ron Swallow’s YouTube Page
http://www.youtube.com/ronswallow

Jon Tomashefsky’s Funny or Die Page
http://www.funnyordie.com/tomashefsky

Sean A. X. Carr (SAX Carr) on Comics on Comics
http://www.comicsoncomics.com/?p=227

Gail Gramlich in the Backyard Comedy Promo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4VfWEM-GNg

Tim Henson’s Podcast
http://www.distortedview.com/show/

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

In another typical TANcast move, the boys review Star Trek in the style of Scene Unseen podcast (sort of…not really).  Plus the boys talk Mother’s Day, naughty things at Disneyland, unemployment, the limitations of the iPhone, how to save CSI, why Slate Spoiler Special sucks, and Kevin Smith. Even after all that they have enough time to talk about MORE movies like Wolverine, Transformers 2, GI Joe, and Terminator Salvation.

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Jo, Dave, and Jess!!!
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at:
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***SHOW LINKS***

Leonard Nimoy Does Top 10 on Letterman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kajHITRmJZM

Henry Rollins: A Love Letter To Ann Coulter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM7MR5_v47w

Mother Lover Short
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-motherlover/1099491/

Uhura’s Costume…It’s COLD in Space
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/uhura-costume-1.jpg
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/uhura-costume-2.jpg

Thriller Dance in Prison
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnk7lh9M3o

Cracked.com’s Star Trek List
http://www.cracked.com/article_17317_star-treks-6-most-ridiculous-alien-races.html

Good morning, Megan Fox
http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video?click=pp

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

The boys go back in time to relive some memories in the recent past. While there you’ll hear of Susan Boyle (a little late to the party), TANcast Merchandise, the REAL problem with the US Military, new Panda Express experiences, the Pickle Surprise, Andy’s vampire baby, some iconic internet videos, Tim continues to rail about people with private MySpace profiles, the high price of dentistry, stupid/disgusting Domino’s Pizza employees,

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Murray, Nick, and Kris!!!
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at:
fucktards(at)TANcast.com or YourMom(at)TANcast.com
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Tim(at)TANcast.com, Andy(at)TANcast.com, or Noah(at)TANcast.com

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Pickle Surprise
http://www.picklesurprise.com/

Susan Boyle Video (Thanks Nate)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY

Tim’s Reaction to Susan Boyle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2rnpk16GIc

Christian the Lion (As heard on SModcast)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0G_ZuBGD-0

Dogs Ride Subway
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2372125.ece

Orange Chicken Recipe
http://www.recipezaar.com/Panda-Express-Orange-Chicken-103215

Trek Yourself Site
http://www.trekyourself.com

Bang Bang Choo Choo Train Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5oN4Z0Qe9E

Other Hillshire Farms Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HETAnq5s58g

Laughing Baby Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk

The 100 Most Iconic Internet
http://www.urlesque.com/2009/04/07/the-100-most-iconic-internet-videos/

David After the Dentist Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

Maze Scare Videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sDFq7j2X5Q

Horrible Father Scares His Child
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh87njiWTmw

MySpace Profile Pic with magic Vagina
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/113/l_c1bf2012fa8602da61b0ed979deea947.jpg

Brand New Pizza Hut Ad!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi-gcTDoj5w

http://host-d.oddcast.com/php/api/facebook/doorId=365/clientId=184/mId=29994453

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

This week: Noah is surprised by bizarre porn, Andy re-joins the work force, TV networks screw up their own line ups, Noah goes house hunting, Noah uncovers Jamba Juice’s secret menu, Andy finds odd weight loss strategies, The boys show off their professionalism, the excitement of gardening is lost on Tim, and Andy keeps his number low “on purpose.”

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Victoria and Murray!!!
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at:
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Jamie from Mythbusters being a “douchbag:”
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1908740

Anti-spousal Abuse Ad from 1990s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSe40tX-oTA

Snakes on a Plane TV Edit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A

Pac Man Re-Enacted By Humans
http://www.truveo.com/Pacman-prank/id/3615313928

40 Pound Tumor story
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j6liP9YzFv63G_EiCrZ-m8Ng9kXgD97OUSNG0

Chart Created by “Future Tim”
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tancast-47-chart.jpg

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

The TANcasters take embarrassing themselves to a new level in this episode. Besides Noah and Tim’s childish bickering you’ll hear about: harming children, worst cases of food poisoning, new rules for the TANcast Drinking Game, pie vs cake, Barbara Streisand’s legs, retro active abortions, advice to murderers for escaping CSI, late night TV, shot/strange relationships, taxes, Panda Express attacks, baby self love, strip clubs, and the curse of the TANhouse.

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Heidi, Tony, and DJ Technoid!!!
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Comedian Nico Santos’ MySpace Page:
http://www.myspace.com/nicosantos

Monty Python Cheese Shop Sketch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

This episode delves into deep and meaningful things like baby care tips, Monsters vs. Aliens, car trouble, Jason Stathem, corpses thrown from cars, Woody Harrelson fighting zombies, Andy ruining a dog story with cat BS, Taco Bell (sorry Gino), Bolt, the intimidating “quality” of TANcast, disturbing Battlestar Galactica, the news spoiling House, Scene Unseen snubbing Tim, Noah visiting California Academy of Sciences, Grammar Girl Twittering, Andy getting older and getting a Macbook, and finally the TANboys wishing you a happy Easter…2010.

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Mike, Dean, and Jo!!!
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to:
OUR NEW GROUP E-MAIL ADDRESS (Revealed at 09:25)

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***SHOW LINKS***

Crank 2 poster:
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/03/crank_poster_ideal_for_twitter.php

Scene Unseen Podcast
http://www.sceneunseenpodcast.com/

California Academy of Sciences
http://www.calacademy.org/academy/

Grammar Girl on Twitter
http://twitter.com/GrammarGirl

Grover Near and Far
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf-HBMq9ggg

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.
This week the boys fight sleepiness to bring you another magical/musical show touching on such wild and wacky topics as: Wild At Heart, Mtv’s website, Fast and Furious, Rockwell, Iggy Pop, Prince, gay marriage in Iowa, KFC, Quiznos, Panda Express, Twitter, Noah’s “Million Dollar Advertising idea,” and the Folsom Street Fair.

Then the show gets all serious with talk of the “logic” of layoffs, the BS of executive pay, the problems with health care, the purpose of the government, and the appeal of foreign countries.

This week’s TANlaugh was submitted by no one…
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to:
Tim (at) TANcast.com
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and/or
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Andy’s pic holding his baby:
http://www.odt.co.nz/files/story/2008/08/gorilla_mother_gana_carries_her_dead_baby_at_the_z_48acad13d8.JPG

Rockwell – Somebody’s Watching Me
http://www.mtvmusic.com/rockwell/videos/350207/somebody_s_watching_me.jhtml

Iggy Pop – Butt Town
http://www.mtvmusic.com/iggy_pop/videos/163878/butt_town.jhtml

Prince – Batdance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLlQpc8D2Kc

Usher – Burn
http://www.mtv.com/videos/usher/29552/burn.jhtml

Tim’s D23 Card
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFEMj5lGZ-Q

The Brian Regan Special Referenced
http://www.amazon.com/Brian-Regan-Epitome-Hyperbole/dp/B001AXU1FK

After narrowly avoiding a super awkward start, this week’s episode touches on the topics like the perils of public Tweets, inappropriate behavior at work, Tim’s latest 18th birthday, Duplicity, Batman (1989), Blu-ray, Michael Clayton, Andy’s hate for poor house painting, Hulu commercials, fast food, financial planning for the shitty economy, suicide, Facebook vs MySpace, and road rage!

This week’s TANlaugh was submitted by no one…
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to:
Tim (at) TANcast.com
Andy (at) TANcast.com
and/or
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ShamWow Guy Mugshot:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

Seth on Hulu:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/62807/hulu-tv-ads-seths-giggity-goo

Eliza on Hulu:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/58579/hulu-tv-ads-elizas-a-doll

In response to a post on the MeanDawg forums, The TANboys rip off…er…pay tribute to the MeanDawg top five podcast with their lists of “top 5 movies they were most excited to see or were the most memorable movie going experiences…that they remember.” (Got all that?)

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This week’s TANlaugh was submitted by no one…
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to:
Tim (at) TANcast.com
Andy (at) TANcast.com
and/or
Noah (at) TANcast.com

***SHOW LINKS***

MeanDawg Podcast
http://meandawg.com/

Jerry Seinfeld rips Larry King
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVTP8xZCGVw

Silk Spectre Video
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0fa2bdeb11/watchmen-tour-with-malin-ackerman

R2 D2 with subtitles (Courtesy of Nick)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieUTKsg2iDI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0GG1IpRLxA

Optimus Prime Obama Poster
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/4600000/Optimus-Prime-Change-transformers-4645686-300-400.jpg

Nike’s Back to the Future Shoes:
http://www.sneakerhunt.com/nike-air-mcfly-to-be-released

After a very brief relapse, this mostly male member-free show features: annoying websites, Andy hating on DirecTV, a little iPhone app talk (gotta have it), Tim complains about private profiles on social networking websites, Tim complains about work e-mails, the boys live dangerously at amusement parks, Tim complains about his car (Tim complains A LOT in this episode…what a whiny bitch!), the boys snap at people, Noah and Tim owe their happiness to OG Steph, and old internet phenomenons are revisited.

But before signing off, the boys manage to talk about Star Trek, Disneyland, Obama, movie spoilers, Andy\’s well wishers, open zippers, Georgia\’s wacky winter weather, the evils of dusk, Taco Bell\’s 4th meal, and walking in on your parents during sex. TANcast: covering more topics when we try to sign off than most podcasts do in a whole show!

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This week\’s TANlaugh was submitted by no one…
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to:
Tim (at) TANcast.com
Andy (at) TANcast.com
and/or
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***SHOW LINKS***

Michale Phelps with tight wet suit:
http://kotaku.com/5168558/michael-phelps-lists-his-three-favorite-nes-games-asks-for-yours

The Real Ghostbusters Cartoon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h9LGbJf8a0

Annoying Tito\’s Tacos website:
http://www.titostacos.com/

Tim\’s Anti-Private Profile Blog
http://tancast.com/2008/04/07/people-with-private-myspace-profiles/

Incident at Great America Amusement Park
http://www.rideaccidents.com/1998.html#sep7

Spider-man Will Make You Gay (Original):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8AI_qWHf9M

Peanut Butter Jelly Time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4

Drunk Girl Falls off Table:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuyug5EwWVc

Spider-man Will Make You Gay (Indian Style?):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp15tCJfd6k

Spider-man Will Make You Gay (WTF?!):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5PyRwuwaHc

Italian Spider-man Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHhXukovMU

This episode of TANcast features a seen-unseen-unseen review of the new Watchmen movie, a listener e-mail that leads to talk of private parts and the doctors office, poor service in the Apple Store, the perils of boxer briefs, Andy has a job interview, Andy isn’t watching 24, Lost, or Dollhouse,

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This week’s TANlaugh was courtesy of Andy’s Dad
This week’s Listener E-mail was from Murray
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to:
Tim (at) TANcast.com
Andy (at) TANcast.com
Noah (at) TANcast.com

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

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1.) Married With Children “Reunion” Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZESrhokKIU

This week starts off with a return to hating on the Octuplets Lady and monkeys, Andy and Noah talk more about their iPhones, Tim tells of his bad luck in Vegas, the perils of private porn perusal are pondered, f*** my life brings demented joy, LeVar Burton and Michael Ian Black declare war via Twitter, Obama talks to joint session of congress and TANcast gives their in-depth analysis, the TANboys marvel at some dedicated “creative people,” the boys talk Princess Diaries, Fanboys, Watchmen, and Dark Knight in IMAX, then they analyze the 80’s cartoon phenomenon that was M.A.S.K., and finally the economy takes it’s toll on some more businesses.

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This week’s TANlaughs were courtesy of Nick and Tony
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Andy (at) TANcast.com

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

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1.) 2001: A Space Odyssey:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062622/

2.) Nick’s Child Abuse Link:
http://www.neatorama.com/2009/02/24/government-youre-cleared-of-child-abuse-but-its-too-late-to-have-your-children-back/

3.) Comedian Eddie Pence:
http://www.eddiepence.com/

4.) F*** My Life:
http://fmylife.com/

5.) LeVar Burton on Twitter:
http://twitter.com/levarburton

6.) Michael Ian Black on Twitter:
http://twitter.com/michaelianblack

7.) Article about the Return of Star Trek the Experience:
http://trekmovie.com/2009/02/26/cbs-confirms-contract-to-re-open-st-the-experience-in-may-new-stte-documentary/

8.) Star Trek TNG funny Mash Up Video we watch about 40 mins into the show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8aEhtJ-sgg

9.) Every curse word on the Sopranos
http://boingboing.net/2009/02/09/every-swear-word-on.html

This week’s episode is sponsored by episode 22 of Tim Babb’s Kingdom Comedy on You Tube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96GjdbKlOHU

This episode the TANcrew creates a new superhero, Andy battles mother nature, Noah and Andy give Tim crap anonymously, and you’ll find out why you shouldn’t mess with chimps, tigers, donkeys, or magnets.

Then the boys critique some recent SModcasts, give Kevin Smith some unwelcome and unneeded advice, talk taxes, talk cars, talk about the dangers of China, they show some love for posters on TANcast.com, and they end things by showing some hate for DirecTV, Comcast, & Time Warner Cable.

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This week’s TANlaughs were courtesy of Nick and Anonymous
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Andy (at) TANcast.com

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

***SHOW LINKS***

Chimp 911 call
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc

Video of donkey trying to have sex with man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qS1qPaVXBUA

Gross finger removal from magnet [DISTURBING IMAGE WARNING]
http://i.gizmodo.com/5156490/guy-loses-a-chunk-of-his-finger-in-neodymium-magnet-accident-nsfw

Adam Savage (from MythBusters) on Twitter:
http://twitter.com/donttrythis

In this Valentine’s Day show full of hate, the TANboys hate on the woman who just had 8 babies, Noah tells a confusing stripper story, the boys ponder the practice of tipping, and nothing says “Valentine’s Day” like a discussion of angry poop!

Then Noah captures the stealthiness of the US Post Office, Tim tells a horror story of stand-up comedy, the boys talk of fossilized babies, signing things with a penis, Tim gets taken out so Andy takes the opportunity to talk Linux, Noah farts so loud and clear you can smell it, Noah and Andy muse about the strangeness of dogs, the boys talk about their Valentine’s plans, Noah and Andy spoil Lost, and the show ends with a Requiem for a TANcast!

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One of this week’s TANlaugh (which we EVENTUALLY get to) was courtesy of Mike
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Andy (at) TANcast.com

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

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Noah’s Photo of the Box
http://photos-h.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v2236/196/14/742970260/n742970260_5784335_3601.jpg

Andy’s Article About Tips
http://www.pfadvice.com/2006/12/18/how-much-should-you-tip/

Stone Baby Wikipedia Article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithopedion

Noah’s Story About Signing Penis on Credit Card Slip (NSFW Drawing)
http://consumerist.com/5145764/dont-draw-genitalia-as-your-signature-when-paying-via-credit-card

This week Noah gets an iPhone and an attitude, Tim get intimidated by a TV personality, the twits talk Twitter, Andy ponders the woes of the rich and famous, Tim shills for Sonic Drive In, the dork debate rages on, TANcast goes to Disneyland, Tim hates on William Peterson, Obama gets vulgar, Ron Jeremy gets back to the art of it, you’ll get a little FYI on FYE, hear the TAN iTunes tech troubles, and end on a disgusting note.

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One of this week’s TANlaughs was courtesy of by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire

Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Andy (at) TANcast.com

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

***SHOW LINKS***

Christian Bale Freak-Out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba0-ctqzRsg

Tim’s latest Kingdom Comedy Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeX7SqabLqA

Obama Cursing
http://thephoenix.com/BLOGS/phlog/archive/2009/02/05/barack-obama-is-tired-of-this.aspx

Bale vs Tomlin Mash Up:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwYvHTA4m4Y

This week the show goes off the rails thanks to Tim and his crappy router and his internet-leaching neighbors. But just like a train wreck, you’ll be drawn to it in spite of yourself….and you’ll hear Tim’s story of hanging with 5 hot Kougars in their underwear, which leads to talk of strip clubs, Noah and Andy talk Taken and Watchmen, there’s talk of IMAX theaters, a quick game of Insult Improv, Andy’s year of funny things, Andy’s wife’s squirrel vendetta, Andy’s Mom is a hit in China, the phenomenon of free shit, soda vs cancer vs Yahoo Answers, and finally an interesting sex term.

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This week’s TANlaughs were sent in by Bryce and Todd

Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Andy (at) TANcast.com

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

***SHOW LINKS***

Bush-Obama Morph

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80514788/

Italian Job Roller Coaster Commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8TkqRWAENE

Kougar Magazine

http://kougarmagazine.com/

Tim’s Anti-Valentine’ Day Music Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-rwWDPxu9Y

Chubarama: A Website for Bears

http://chubarama.net/

No More Kings “Sweep the Leg”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s

In this episode, the boys debate dorkiness, encourage you to work like a comedian, and revisit the Never Ending Story.

Then Beyoncé tries to give you herpes of the mind, Craigslist misses some connections, Dave Attell’s greatness is celebrated, and IM programs are mused upon. Next, the TANboys review some “TANFlix:” The Darjeeling Limited, RocknRolla, Kung Fu Panda, Hell Boy 2, and Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Finally the boys wind down with a discussion on ripping on each other, compare Magic the Gathering with the Penis Game, and call for your feedback on whether or not to do another TANcast game night special or drunken epiosde.

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This week’s TANlaughs were sent in by Jeff and Bryce
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***SHOW LINKS***

Noah Tim (And Dynelle) Debate about Dorkiness over IM:
http://tancast.com/2009/01/25/a-dorky-debate/

All The Single Ladies (On YouTube):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVEGfH4s5g

Momma Joke:
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/momma-joke.jpg

Hot Hot Heat “Bandages” (Panda Jizz?):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_K36y-iLUk

Survivor: I Can’t Hold Back (YouTube):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e98UOB0etdo

Check out Charles Nelson Reilly on Match Game (YouTube)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCM-58J_3Ig

Tim Looking at his Wang (YouTube)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6-2HAl5eDo

Then Andy tells a “quick” story. Ha hah ahahhahah Hahahahha Hahahahhahahah….eh

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***SHOW LINKS***
grammar girl:

http://grammar.quickanddirtytips.com/

I like Turtles:

Baby giving himself a swirlie

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=50195221

Star Trek Original Series Episode: Space Seed …for Ricardo

http://www.cbs.com/classics/star_trek/video/video.php?cid=619493214&pid=n6LdCxwSKTCbjieSxGC2rUZhVxy_5UVR&play=true&cc=

Taken Movie trailer:

Failblog.org

http://www.Failblog.org

Stripping poll accidents:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQoMuXji4hQ

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=6190297

In this episode Tim spoils the Dark Knight, Tim tattles on Noah, the guys pick the 5 celebrities they get to have sex with (no questions asked), Andy disses Golden Compass, Noah disses Uwe Boll and “busy” people, we learn about the TANboys’ superpowers, and a few celebrities come in to sign off the show.

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[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

***SHOW LINKS***
Samwell sings What What in My Butt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU

Dave Chappelle’s For What It’s Worth Comedy Special
http://www.amazon.com/Dave-Chappelle-What-Its-Worth/dp/B0009VRHLU

Tim’s Dream Celebrity
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/48/l_a7cee1bfa5db4b03b094c54866e7c65a.jpg

Andy’s Dream Celebrity
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/60/l_7211782b131c4238946faf59cc163c7a.jpg

Noah’s Dream Celebrity
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/1/l_dfe1e48493474c33873e5f2e91aecbc6.jpg

Eddie Murphy sings Boogie in Your Butt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNWEeLz125Q

Play along if you dare and see if you are as sick as we are.

Leave a comment and let us know how you did…and/or if you would like to hear an episode like this again.

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Be sure to listen to the episode before reading further than this…

***SHOW LINKS***

What Were You Thinking Game (No longer being made)
http://www.funagain.com/control/product/~product_id=006640

Give yourself the following scores for these answers:
Snakes: 3 points
Harrison Ford: 2 points
Indiana Jones: 2 points
(Golden) Idol: 2
Rolling Stone (Boulder): 2
Tim: 1 point
Covenant: 1 point
Fuck You: 1
Ark: 1
Whip: 1
Nazis: 1
Poison Darts: 1
Burned Hand: 1
Flying Wing: 1
Anything Else: 1 point

To compare your rank with the TANGcast Gang, just add up your scores and see where you fit in among here:
Tim: 11 points
Andy: 9 points
Noah: 8 points
Geoff: 7 points

Top that off with some tales of kids, pets, and gifts on Christmas, some charades stories, TANcast Technical Specs, and discussion of the effects of cold and heat on the TANboys…and you’ve got yourself a podcast, my friend!

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This week’s TANlaughs were sent in by BREE! and Princess Edamame
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***SHOW LINKS***

Coffee Place in Port Townsend, WA with hot barrista:
http://sweetlaurette.com/

Dark Knight Interrogation Room Spoof
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2yv8aT0UFc

ThunderCats Movie Preview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb50GMmY5nk

This episode, you’ll hear the boys just say “no” to drugs but “yes” to smoke bombs, you’ll hear some holiday songs from a galaxy far, far away, you’ll hear tidings of great iPhone joy, you’ll hear Tim’s experience filming a George Clooney movie, you’ll hear gross ways to eat foods, you’ll find out why the TAN House lost power long ago, Tim hates on Kelly Clarkson, you’ll hear the pitfalls of Christmas shopping when married, you’ll be infected with the scourge of Christmas Shoes, you’ll find out tht ’tis the season for layoffs, you’ll hear about how Tim misses Mike Dawson on “Movies You Should See,” you’ll hear The Tale of Jimmypants, you’ll hear Tim remember “Muppets Tonight,” you’ll hear the boys hate on Internet Explorer, and you’ll hear about the greatest free gift of all.

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***SHOW LINKS***
Chewbacca sings Silent Night:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cPXEo6gqBI

Leia sings from the Star Wars Holiday Special:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYZtl_obqIE

Christmas Shoes Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNsvE33pRSw

Jizz in my Pants Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

Then Andy interrupts Tim’s first BJ, Bush dodges a shoe, Tim performs for the troops, Andy and Noah keep TANcast a secret, Tim takes his wife salsa dancing, Noah sings, Kevin Smith’s heartache, and Noah finds a spoiler for the movie Marley and Me.

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***SHOW LINKS***
Bleeping Count Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AXPnH0C9UA

Marley and Me Spoiler Link:
DO NOT OPEN IF YOU DON’T WANT TO KNOW HOW THIS MOVIE ENDS!!!
http://movies.popcrunch.com/spoiler/

Noah’s new podcasting style, Tim advocates goat marriage, we learn how to get Andy’s baby to smile, and UH OH…we talk about Star Trek. (sorry, hater guy…not really)

Then to the serious issues: Is Michael Bay a good or bad director? (2 out of 3 TANcasters say “yes”), L33t speak vs lol speak, Random 80’s Flashbacks with Rick Springfield, and Gambit’s shiny purple shirt.

Then it’s story time! You’ll hear how Tim once dropped a girl on her head (oops!), you’ll hear stories of steak and ass, you’ll learn why you wouldn’t/couldn’t/shouldn’t have dated the TANboys in their 20’s, then after an attack from a naked baby you’ll hear a Thanksgiving travel horror story.

It’s not over yet! Noah talks about his “famous” neighbors, Tim will frighten you with his messy ways, lay offs hit too close to home, Anne Hathaway is hot, and FINALLY Noah explains the title of this week’s episode.

Still not enough? Ok…we’ll throw in the premiere of the “Noah is a Big Fat Turd Remix!

Whew…still listening? …didn’t think so

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This week’s TANlaugh was sent in by Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan)
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***SHOW LINKS***
Rick Springfield’s Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9XXbx5fb2g

Gambit’s Shiny Purple Shirt
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/x-men_movies/x-men_origins_wolverine/news/?a=5259

“Real Life” Gambit
http://webflash.ispeedway.com/online%20gallery/images/Gambit%20and%20Rogue_jpg.jpg

Double D’s Restaurant in Los Gatos, CA
http://www.doubleds.com/

Anne Hathaway’s see-through shirt (not work safe)
http://imagesofaffection.blogspot.com/2008/06/anne-hathaway.html

You’ll feast your ears on talk of Noah’s apartment hunting, Andy and Noah’s TV tips for TiVo vs the internet, Noah’s tiny keyboard, SNL, Tim and Andy’s hate for yams, Andy vs cranberries, annoying noises, more of Andy’s baby poop, Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, City of LA, and the Elvis Ballet.

You’ll also hear the boys diss Dane Cook’s podcast, show some love for Mignon “Grammar Girl” Fogarty and Netcot, and give a tip of the hat to the twisted humor of Distorted View Daily.

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You’ll also hear the TANboys talk James Bond. Tim, Andy, AND Noah will fill you in on the crap they had to deal with at their old jobs. Then you’ll hear Tim’s review of the Tropic Thunder DVD, hear the woes of having “ShitVo,” laugh at tales of goofy animals on the internet, before Andy tells a big secret his wife doesn’t want you to hear.

This week’s TANlaughs were sent in by Mike (TANcasts #1 Fan)
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[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

You’ll hear all about Noah’s wife’s sex dream, find out why Andy’s baby is crying, hear about bodily function mishaps in school, and get some great holiday shopping tips.

Quite a few TANflicks this week. The boys discuss Zach and Miri Make a Porno (again), Quantum of Solace, Star Trek XI, The Watchmen, JCVD, Madagascar 2, Soul Men, and then pitch a great idea for What Not to Wear…the Movie!

Tim pines the waning popularity of the Muppets, the boys puzzle over Steampunk, Tim mkaes smoe splling errrrors (eat it, Andy), and you’ll find out that James Lipton is a PIMP. Then they try and read some TANmail, muse over Barack Obama’s “Blackness,” show what sore losers they are, and finally fumble through another interminably long sign off.

This week’s special TANlaugh was performed by Alissa (http://lissalo.blogspot.com/).
(with additional laughs from comedians Ellis Rodriguez and Nico Santos)
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This episode the TANboys debate the merits of cats vs dogs, offend a new minority, give their post election wrap up, try to understand stupid Americans, and introduce the world to “TAN-ing.”

Plus they wet your whistle for Quantum of Solace, Noah talks Guy Richie, Andy tells the tale of the constipated baby, and Tim has some demands for his vasectomy. They also talk about CSI: Dominatrix, Fraggle Rock, renters blues, and return to the topic of angry wives.

And before the show can end, Andy has to tell one more story.

This week’s TANlaugh was sent in by Ben.
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[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

Only a few days left…vote once a day at PodcastAwards.com. TANcast is nominated under “comedy.”

This week’s show starts off with so misogyny, deals with the pitfalls of gambling, angry wives, the pros and cons of the economic crisis (goodbye Mervyns, Circuit City, Good Guys, and CompUSA).

Next, the TANboys get into the “spirit” of the holiday with some Halloween TANtales about baby costumes, the curse of Crocs, serial killers in the workplace, Stephen’s Haunted Holiday, the boring adventures of old hallowieners, and tales of pussy (cats).

Then comes TANcast Full election coverage (full of crap, full of misinformation and full of themselves). The TANboys cover Schwarzenegger’s Predator-sized “Twins,” John McCain on SNL, Dennis Kucinich’s hot wife, the ballot that baffled Babb, Keith Olbermann, the Anti-O’Reilly, and we tell California as loud as we can…

Vote NO on Prop 8!

Before they’re done they review some movies (or “TANflicks”): Religulous, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and Saw V.

Finally the show closes out with a crappy reenactment of Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL, talk of Star Trek’s possible return to Vegas, and a funny joke courtesy of Ed Greer (myspace.com/edgreer)

This week’s TANlaughs were sent in by Bob.
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In this episode, you’ll hear about Tim and Noah’s Universal Studios Hollywood Adventure…plus you’ll find out how poop can kill romance, hear about an ant invasion, learn very little about a cool haunted house in Redwood City, CA that you’ll never get to see, and a great story about breast feeding.

And before the episode is over, the TANboys will beg for your vote for the Podcast awards at podcastawards.com, give you a randomly nitpicky review of Mr Magorium’s Wonder Emporium, and tell tails of Disneyland Monopoly!

This week’s TANlaughs were sent in by Mike and Jess.
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]]> http://tancast.com/2008/10/27/tancast-022-the-douchiest-place-on-earth/feed/ 10 Podcast Awards,Poop,Universal Studios,Vegas Sorry for the audio problems...but we didn't want to put a good foot forward while people might be voting for us at the Podcast Awards :) - In this episode, you'll hear about Tim and Noah's Universal Studios Hollywood Adventure... Sorry for the audio problems...but we didn't want to put a good foot forward while people might be voting for us at the Podcast Awards :) In this episode, you'll hear about Tim and Noah's Universal Studios Hollywood Adventure...plus you'll find out how poop can kill romance, hear about an ant invasion, learn very little about a cool haunted house in Redwood City, CA that you'll never get to see, and a great story about breast feeding. And before the episode is over, the TANboys will beg for your vote for the Podcast awards at podcastawards.com, give you a randomly nitpicky review of Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium, and tell tails of Disneyland Monopoly! This week's TANlaughs were sent in by Mike and Jess. Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 1:06:18 http://tancast.com/2008/10/20/tancast-021-nagcast/ http://tancast.com/2008/10/20/tancast-021-nagcast/#comments Mon, 20 Oct 2008 12:55:00 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=309 Despite the title of this week’s episode, it has nothing to do with nagging wives. It does have to do with a special announcement at the beginning, a general lack of Tim throughout the show, and the triumphant return of everyone’s favorite guest, Geoff.

The TANboys (or NAGboys, if you want) talk movies: Seed of Chucky, Secret Life of Bees, Max Payne, Quarantine, and Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist. They also get in to TV with a Heroes vs Lost debate and Andy slobbers all over Pushing Daisies. And for the video game lovers, there’s a Soulcalibur IV Q&A.

But it’s not all media related content, the boys manage to find the flaw in “Rock, Paper, Scissors,” remind us that farts are funny, enjoy some calculus goodness, and even weigh in on Joe the Plumber.

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]]> http://tancast.com/2008/10/20/tancast-021-nagcast/feed/ 13 Geoff,Heroes,Lost,Pushing Daisies,Soulcalibur IV Despite the title of this week's episode, it has nothing to do with nagging wives. It does have to do with a special announcement at the beginning, a general lack of Tim throughout the show, and the triumphant return of everyone's favorite guest, Geoff. Despite the title of this week's episode, it has nothing to do with nagging wives. It does have to do with a special announcement at the beginning, a general lack of Tim throughout the show, and the triumphant return of everyone's favorite guest, Geoff. The TANboys (or NAGboys, if you want) talk movies: Seed of Chucky, Secret Life of Bees, Max Payne, Quarantine, and Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist. They also get in to TV with a Heroes vs Lost debate and Andy slobbers all over Pushing Daisies. And for the video game lovers, there's a Soulcalibur IV Q&A. But it's not all media related content, the boys manage to find the flaw in "Rock, Paper, Scissors," remind us that farts are funny, enjoy some calculus goodness, and even weigh in on Joe the Plumber. Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 59:42 http://tancast.com/2008/10/13/tancast-020-the-train-wreck/ http://tancast.com/2008/10/13/tancast-020-the-train-wreck/#comments Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:22:07 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=302 Instead of a glorious, special TANwife guest filled celebration of the 20th episode of TANcast…the whole thing goes off the rails and the show falls to pieces. Apologies for the poor audio quality this week.

If you can stand to listen, you’ll hear Tim talk Star Trek (Suck it, haters!!!), you’ll hear about the “great” LA fire of 2008, you’ll barely be able to make out stories of Andy’s stinky baby, and you’ll year the TANgang weigh in on the election (and it still turns to talk of Star Trek…EAT IT, HATERS!!!)

You’ll hear TANreviews of various TV shows like Supernatural, CSI, House, Pushing Daises and more, plus Noah’s misadventures with small children, tales of the Lost Episode of TANcast, and Soul Caliber inspired video game talk.

This week’s TANlaugh submitted by James T. Kirk (MUNCH IT, HATERS!!!)
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

]]> http://tancast.com/2008/10/13/tancast-020-the-train-wreck/feed/ 26 baby,Children,farts,fire,McCain,Obama,Palin,Poop,Star Trek Instead of a glorious, special TANwife guest filled celebration of the 20th episode of TANcast...the whole thing goes off the rails and the show falls to pieces. Apologies for the poor audio quality this week. - If you can stand to listen, Instead of a glorious, special TANwife guest filled celebration of the 20th episode of TANcast...the whole thing goes off the rails and the show falls to pieces. Apologies for the poor audio quality this week. If you can stand to listen, you'll hear Tim talk Star Trek (Suck it, haters!!!), you'll hear about the "great" LA fire of 2008, you'll barely be able to make out stories of Andy's stinky baby, and you'll year the TANgang weigh in on the election (and it still turns to talk of Star Trek...EAT IT, HATERS!!!) You'll hear TANreviews of various TV shows like Supernatural, CSI, House, Pushing Daises and more, plus Noah's misadventures with small children, tales of the Lost Episode of TANcast, and Soul Caliber inspired video game talk. This week's TANlaugh submitted by James T. Kirk (MUNCH IT, HATERS!!!) Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 39:36 http://tancast.com/2008/10/06/tancast-019-this-never-happens-on-smodcast/ http://tancast.com/2008/10/06/tancast-019-this-never-happens-on-smodcast/#comments Mon, 06 Oct 2008 23:01:43 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=298 In an episode plagued with technical difficulties, the TANboys discuss Noah’s wedding reception, a cool haunted house in Redwood city (a link to that is coming soon), and why TANWifeCast isn’t likely to happen.

Then TANreviews of Grind House, Forgetting Sarah Marshal, and Soul Caliber 4.

Plus tales of cross-dressing laundry misadventures, a spew of hate from Tim, a tip on how get your family to hate each other from Andy, a roast of the Saget Roast, The boys plan to stalk Giada, and finally a shout out to all the wonderful  P.W.H.B.T.T.D.T.C.U.W.A.N.F.P.W.L.T.Y.S.P.’s out there!

This week’s TANlaugh submitted by Matt.
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com

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]]> http://tancast.com/2008/10/06/tancast-019-this-never-happens-on-smodcast/feed/ 16 Boom Goes the Dynamite,Giada De Laurentiis,hate,Nightmare Befoe Christmas,Technical Difficulties,Wives In an episode plagued with technical difficulties, the TANboys discuss Noah's wedding reception, a cool haunted house in Redwood city (a link to that is coming soon), and why TANWifeCast isn't likely to happen. - Then TANreviews of Grind House, In an episode plagued with technical difficulties, the TANboys discuss Noah's wedding reception, a cool haunted house in Redwood city (a link to that is coming soon), and why TANWifeCast isn't likely to happen. Then TANreviews of Grind House, Forgetting Sarah Marshal, and Soul Caliber 4. Plus tales of cross-dressing laundry misadventures, a spew of hate from Tim, a tip on how get your family to hate each other from Andy, a roast of the Saget Roast, The boys plan to stalk Giada, and finally a shout out to all the wonderful  P.W.H.B.T.T.D.T.C.U.W.A.N.F.P.W.L.T.Y.S.P.'s out there! This week's TANlaugh submitted by Matt. Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 58:44 http://tancast.com/2008/09/28/tancast-018-geeks-on-yo-mama/ http://tancast.com/2008/09/28/tancast-018-geeks-on-yo-mama/#comments Sun, 28 Sep 2008 09:47:48 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=289 In this episode, the TANboys talk sexual harassment, tell the tale of “Angela,” and try to pick up SModcast’s slack. Then an onslaught of TANcast movie reviews past, present and future…featuring: Burn After Reading, Bad Lieutenant, Dark Knight, Jack Frost, American Pie, Ghostbusters 3, and the Day the Earth Stood Still.

Then the boys hatch another plan to get Giada De Laurentiis to come on the show. Followed by some super-dorky techno babble, a misguided salute to Paul Newman, reasons you never want to talk to TANboys on the phone, a sneak preview of Noah’s reception, and finally a shameless plea to nominate us for the Pod Cast Awards. In fact, click the banner below and you can vote for us now…

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This week’s TANlaugh submitted by Robin.
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

]]> http://tancast.com/2008/09/28/tancast-018-geeks-on-yo-mama/feed/ 13 Angela,Giada De Laurentiis,Sexual Harassment,Telemarketing In this episode, the TANboys talk sexual harassment, tell the tale of "Angela," and try to pick up SModcast's slack. Then an onslaught of TANcast movie reviews past, present and future...featuring: Burn After Reading, Bad Lieutenant, Dark Knight, In this episode, the TANboys talk sexual harassment, tell the tale of "Angela," and try to pick up SModcast's slack. Then an onslaught of TANcast movie reviews past, present and future...featuring: Burn After Reading, Bad Lieutenant, Dark Knight, Jack Frost, American Pie, Ghostbusters 3, and the Day the Earth Stood Still. Then the boys hatch another plan to get Giada De Laurentiis to come on the show. Followed by some super-dorky techno babble, a misguided salute to Paul Newman, reasons you never want to talk to TANboys on the phone, a sneak preview of Noah's reception, and finally a shameless plea to nominate us for the Pod Cast Awards. In fact, click the banner below and you can vote for us now... www.PodCastAwards.com This week's TANlaugh submitted by Robin. Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 1:07:47 http://tancast.com/2008/09/21/tancast-017-no-colon-for-old-men/ http://tancast.com/2008/09/21/tancast-017-no-colon-for-old-men/#comments Sun, 21 Sep 2008 20:04:45 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=279 This episode starts on the wrong foot and stays there. Noah comes up with an innovative idea for the porn industry. The TANboys discuss pets, life, death, poop, aging, more about poop, and poop consequences. They put a leash on “The Force Unleashed,” give no country for Old Men, bemoan the state of the US economy, and prattle on about dumb jokes before giving a looooong goodbye.

This week’s TANlaugh submitted by Kris.
(with extra TANlaughs from Iris)
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

]]> http://tancast.com/2008/09/21/tancast-017-no-colon-for-old-men/feed/ 14 anal fissure,Cos Play,Poop,Porn This episode starts on the wrong foot and stays there. Noah comes up with an innovative idea for the porn industry. The TANboys discuss pets, life, death, poop, aging, more about poop, and poop consequences. They put a leash on "The Force Unleashed, This episode starts on the wrong foot and stays there. Noah comes up with an innovative idea for the porn industry. The TANboys discuss pets, life, death, poop, aging, more about poop, and poop consequences. They put a leash on "The Force Unleashed," give no country for Old Men, bemoan the state of the US economy, and prattle on about dumb jokes before giving a looooong goodbye. This week's TANlaugh submitted by Kris. (with extra TANlaughs from Iris) Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 1:08:38 http://tancast.com/2008/09/16/tancast-016-go-sox/ http://tancast.com/2008/09/16/tancast-016-go-sox/#comments Tue, 16 Sep 2008 05:07:08 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=274 In the first official TANGcast, the boys discuss the pros and cons of Beantown, do a little baby talk, share some stories about airports, and reach out to Giada of the Food Network.

All that plus the “great” TV debate, stories of weddings and wedding videos, and great advice for any father-to-be.

This week’s TANlaugh submitted by Bryce.
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

]]> http://tancast.com/2008/09/16/tancast-016-go-sox/feed/ 7 Babies,Boston,epic fail,Giada De Laurentiis In the first official TANGcast, the boys discuss the pros and cons of Beantown, do a little baby talk, share some stories about airports, and reach out to Giada of the Food Network. - All that plus the "great" TV debate, In the first official TANGcast, the boys discuss the pros and cons of Beantown, do a little baby talk, share some stories about airports, and reach out to Giada of the Food Network. All that plus the "great" TV debate, stories of weddings and wedding videos, and great advice for any father-to-be. This week's TANlaugh submitted by Bryce. Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 1:03:57 http://tancast.com/2008/09/12/tancast-presents-a-very-special-episode/ http://tancast.com/2008/09/12/tancast-presents-a-very-special-episode/#comments Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:50:27 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=272 A very special episode with a very special guest.

This episode is sponsored by Tim Babb’s appearance at the Hard Rock Cafe in Boston on September 14th at 9pm…part of the Boston International Comedy Festival.

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.
…yes, even THIS episode needs this warning

]]> http://tancast.com/2008/09/12/tancast-presents-a-very-special-episode/feed/ 5 Andy's Mom,the good son A very special episode with a very special guest. - This episode is sponsored by Tim Babb's appearance at the Hard Rock Cafe in Boston on September 14th at 9pm...part of the Boston International Comedy Festival. A very special episode with a very special guest. This episode is sponsored by Tim Babb's appearance at the Hard Rock Cafe in Boston on September 14th at 9pm...part of the Boston International Comedy Festival. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. ...yes, even THIS episode needs this warning The TANcast yes 25:57 http://tancast.com/2008/09/08/tancast-015-red-clown-suit/ http://tancast.com/2008/09/08/tancast-015-red-clown-suit/#comments Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:19:47 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=270 The TANboys (complete with peanut gallery) misguidedly reach out to the gay community, clear up some site link mysteries, hurt Noah’s feelings, discover that moms say the darndest things and discuss TANcast’s first offended listener.

Also in this episode: important earthquake saftey tips, more potty humor (that leads to tales of drunken debauchery), the legend of T-Maintenance, a warning about child birth every woman should hear, and more than you ever wanted to know about the world of music radio.

Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

]]> http://tancast.com/2008/09/08/tancast-015-red-clown-suit/feed/ 10 gays,stool softener,T-Maintenance,your mom The TANboys (complete with peanut gallery) misguidedly reach out to the gay community, clear up some site link mysteries, hurt Noah's feelings, discover that moms say the darndest things and discuss TANcast's first offended listener. The TANboys (complete with peanut gallery) misguidedly reach out to the gay community, clear up some site link mysteries, hurt Noah's feelings, discover that moms say the darndest things and discuss TANcast's first offended listener. Also in this episode: important earthquake saftey tips, more potty humor (that leads to tales of drunken debauchery), the legend of T-Maintenance, a warning about child birth every woman should hear, and more than you ever wanted to know about the world of music radio. Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 1:00:03 http://tancast.com/2008/09/02/tancast-014-three-men-and-a-baby-plus-poo/ http://tancast.com/2008/09/02/tancast-014-three-men-and-a-baby-plus-poo/#comments Tue, 02 Sep 2008 11:11:20 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=259 This episode is in memory of Star Trek: The Experience which closed in Las Vegas as this episode was being edited.

The good news is, for over half the show, the TANboys explore a single theme. The bad news is, that theme is “breasts.” …Breasts in politics, breasts on the Food Network, breast pumps, breast milk, chicken breasts, even man-breasts.

Somewhere in between all the breasts, they reveal the biggest news in the history of TANcast, manage to talk about how to crush your soul watching Animal Planet, insult the entire Hepburn family, figure out which of them is “The Gene Roddenberry of TANcast,” do a terrible job of keeping secrets, diss on the Love Guru and the Mummy 3, explain why Andy is not the man to @#$% with, and then unravel in a potty humor giggle fest.

This week’s TANlaugh submitted by Iris. (Thanks Iris!)
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

]]> http://tancast.com/2008/09/02/tancast-014-three-men-and-a-baby-plus-poo/feed/ 15 Andy Hates Other People,animal planet,big news,breasts,Giada De Laurentiis,Sarah Palin This episode is in memory of Star Trek: The Experience which closed in Las Vegas as this episode was being edited. - The good news is, for over half the show, the TANboys explore a single theme. The bad news is, that theme is "breasts." ... This episode is in memory of Star Trek: The Experience which closed in Las Vegas as this episode was being edited. The good news is, for over half the show, the TANboys explore a single theme. The bad news is, that theme is "breasts." ...Breasts in politics, breasts on the Food Network, breast pumps, breast milk, chicken breasts, even man-breasts. Somewhere in between all the breasts, they reveal the biggest news in the history of TANcast, manage to talk about how to crush your soul watching Animal Planet, insult the entire Hepburn family, figure out which of them is "The Gene Roddenberry of TANcast," do a terrible job of keeping secrets, diss on the Love Guru and the Mummy 3, explain why Andy is not the man to @#$% with, and then unravel in a potty humor giggle fest. This week's TANlaugh submitted by Iris. (Thanks Iris!) Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 1:12:40 http://tancast.com/2008/08/24/tancast-013-old-socks-and-tears/ http://tancast.com/2008/08/24/tancast-013-old-socks-and-tears/#comments Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:33:15 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=253 This week, the TANboys (minus one) give the people what they want: more TANG, start a new feature called TANlaughs, discus the misadventures at Tim’s wedding, and tell some stories with the moral “Buyer, beware!” (F@#% MERVYNS!) Then we discuss circumcision (What?!). Geoff takes us through some video game news including a controversial salute to Space Invaders. They talk movies including Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express, and Clone Wars. They tell some tales of dealing with crazy homeless and drunks, movie trailers, and tragic tales of kitty death. Finally they wrap up with the longest goodbye ever.

Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

]]> http://tancast.com/2008/08/24/tancast-013-old-socks-and-tears/feed/ 13 drunks,Geoff,Homeless,TANG This week, the TANboys (minus one) give the people what they want: more TANG, start a new feature called TANlaughs, discus the misadventures at Tim's wedding, and tell some stories with the moral "Buyer, beware!" (F@#% MERVYNS! This week, the TANboys (minus one) give the people what they want: more TANG, start a new feature called TANlaughs, discus the misadventures at Tim's wedding, and tell some stories with the moral "Buyer, beware!" (F@#% MERVYNS!) Then we discuss circumcision (What?!). Geoff takes us through some video game news including a controversial salute to Space Invaders. They talk movies including Tropic Thunder, Pineapple Express, and Clone Wars. They tell some tales of dealing with crazy homeless and drunks, movie trailers, and tragic tales of kitty death. Finally they wrap up with the longest goodbye ever. Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Tim (at) TANcast.com [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 1:12:45 http://tancast.com/2008/08/18/tancast-012-bears-twinks-and-mini-vans/ http://tancast.com/2008/08/18/tancast-012-bears-twinks-and-mini-vans/#comments Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:48:27 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=222 This time the TANboys diss on some Bed and Breakfasts, the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and people who make negative comments on the internet. They return to their favorite debate: supernatural sexual assault. They come up with a new gang initiation, show their ignorance of the gay culture, give Morgan Freeman some great advice, and rip off some more podcasts.

All this plus the TANcast Meltdown! Enjoy!

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

]]> http://tancast.com/2008/08/18/tancast-012-bears-twinks-and-mini-vans/feed/ 6 Bears,Bed and Breakfast,Comments,Hate Mail,Mean Dawg Top 5,meltdown,Mini Vans,seen-unseen podcast,SModcast,Twinks This time the TANboys diss on some Bed and Breakfasts, the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and people who make negative comments on the internet. They return to their favorite debate: supernatural sexual assault. They come up with a new gang initiation, This time the TANboys diss on some Bed and Breakfasts, the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and people who make negative comments on the internet. They return to their favorite debate: supernatural sexual assault. They come up with a new gang initiation, show their ignorance of the gay culture, give Morgan Freeman some great advice, and rip off some more podcasts. All this plus the TANcast Meltdown! Enjoy! [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 59:15 http://tancast.com/2008/08/10/tancast-011-translate-server-error/ http://tancast.com/2008/08/10/tancast-011-translate-server-error/#comments Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:47:30 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=216 This week the TANboys start of with a truncated salute to the late Bernie Mac before pissing all over the Olympics, China, and McDonalds! Then they move on to Tim’s Vegas day trip to see Star Trek: The Experience and strike a blow for gay rights. Noah reviews the movie “Be Kind Rewind” and Tim reviews “Pineapple Express.” Then the fellas revel in their Brad Pitt man-crush before spending way too long talking about Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. They talk trailers for Tropic Thunder, Max Payne, and The Punisher and rumors for next season’s CSI. Then talk of brain farts leads to Tim’s poor performance on the Netcot podcast. And then, in a last ditch effort to lower the level of the discussion as much as possible…they talk whores for a while.

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

]]> http://tancast.com/2008/08/10/tancast-011-translate-server-error/feed/ 10 Brain Farts,Netcot,Olympics,Prostitutes,Star Trek,Vegas This week the TANboys start of with a truncated salute to the late Bernie Mac before pissing all over the Olympics, China, and McDonalds! Then they move on to Tim's Vegas day trip to see Star Trek: The Experience and strike a blow for gay rights. This week the TANboys start of with a truncated salute to the late Bernie Mac before pissing all over the Olympics, China, and McDonalds! Then they move on to Tim's Vegas day trip to see Star Trek: The Experience and strike a blow for gay rights. Noah reviews the movie "Be Kind Rewind" and Tim reviews "Pineapple Express." Then the fellas revel in their Brad Pitt man-crush before spending way too long talking about Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. They talk trailers for Tropic Thunder, Max Payne, and The Punisher and rumors for next season's CSI. Then talk of brain farts leads to Tim's poor performance on the Netcot podcast. And then, in a last ditch effort to lower the level of the discussion as much as possible...they talk whores for a while. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 1:00:30 http://tancast.com/2008/08/04/tancast-010-are-these-guys-still-talking/ http://tancast.com/2008/08/04/tancast-010-are-these-guys-still-talking/#comments Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:24:05 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=208 This time, the TANboys rip off yet another successful podcast as they discuss Wall-E, Hellboy 2, The Dark Knight, and Iron Man. Noah brings some insight to the Star Trek vs. Star Wars feud. Then they take an extended journey into the world of inside jokes. They tell frightening tales of deficuitus-interuptus and try to get picked up by a major network. Andy comes up with the new TANcast catch phrase. Finally Tim does perhaps the stupidedist thing any podcaster has ever done.

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

]]> http://tancast.com/2008/08/04/tancast-010-are-these-guys-still-talking/feed/ 10 I'm f$%*ing in here,Inside Jokes,Mean Dawg This time, the TANboys rip off yet another successful podcast as they discuss Wall-E, Hellboy 2, The Dark Knight, and Iron Man. Noah brings some insight to the Star Trek vs. Star Wars feud. Then they take an extended journey into the world of inside jo... This time, the TANboys rip off yet another successful podcast as they discuss Wall-E, Hellboy 2, The Dark Knight, and Iron Man. Noah brings some insight to the Star Trek vs. Star Wars feud. Then they take an extended journey into the world of inside jokes. They tell frightening tales of deficuitus-interuptus and try to get picked up by a major network. Andy comes up with the new TANcast catch phrase. Finally Tim does perhaps the stupidedist thing any podcaster has ever done. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 1:29:47 http://tancast.com/2008/07/30/tancast-009-a-misguided-salute-to-netcot/ http://tancast.com/2008/07/30/tancast-009-a-misguided-salute-to-netcot/#comments Wed, 30 Jul 2008 06:29:31 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=201 Well thanks to our brilliant “site administrator” we can’t post the new episode the usual way. But for those of you who are okay doing things the unusual way here it is…

Update: The glorious administrator has fixed the problem and now the podcast is available below!  He is all-knowing and all-powerful and is rightly to be praised, yea verily.  He also has edit powers and may have modified this post a little.

Yet another experiment goes wrong when the TANboys try to do a salute to the Netcot podcast. The boys each do a Top 7 list of their most watched DVD’s… the catch is that Tim and Noah can’t hear Andy and Andy can’t hear Tim and Noah. How could that go wrong?

For those of you who prefer your TANcast rambling and unfocused, fear not… the boys some how manage to get off on tangents about Twain Harte, CA, Hi Def Porn, and passive aggressive gay bashing.

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

]]> http://tancast.com/2008/07/30/tancast-009-a-misguided-salute-to-netcot/feed/ 7 DVD,Netcot,Porn,Top 7,Twain Harte Well thanks to our brilliant "site administrator" we can't post the new episode the usual way. But for those of you who are okay doing things the unusual way here it is... - Update: The glorious administrator has fixed the problem and now the podcast i... Well thanks to our brilliant "site administrator" we can't post the new episode the usual way. But for those of you who are okay doing things the unusual way here it is... Update: The glorious administrator has fixed the problem and now the podcast is available below!  He is all-knowing and all-powerful and is rightly to be praised, yea verily.  He also has edit powers and may have modified this post a little. Yet another experiment goes wrong when the TANboys try to do a salute to the Netcot podcast. The boys each do a Top 7 list of their most watched DVD's... the catch is that Tim and Noah can't hear Andy and Andy can't hear Tim and Noah. How could that go wrong? For those of you who prefer your TANcast rambling and unfocused, fear not... the boys some how manage to get off on tangents about Twain Harte, CA, Hi Def Porn, and passive aggressive gay bashing. [CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised. The TANcast yes 47:20 http://tancast.com/2008/07/21/tancast-008-let-your-nuts-down/ http://tancast.com/2008/07/21/tancast-008-let-your-nuts-down/#comments Mon, 21 Jul 2008 18:37:25 +0000 Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/?p=169 In the closest thing they’ve had to an interactive episode, the TAN Boys