So I’m in the doctor’s office the other day (don’t worry, I’m fine, I was just having my enlarged ego looked at…doctors say it’s inoperable) and I saw this poster:
Can’t see it? Well that’s because I did not get a very good shot with my cell phone camera. So I found a larger version on the interwebs:
Alright…I get the point. It starts off with the misconception and then as you read further down the page it gets to the truth. But let’s be real. If there’s somebody out there who still believes the top line…what are the odds that they have the desire/patience to read all of that? I know the truth, I’m writing a blog about it and I still didn’t read the whole thing! So I goptta believe that Joe-Blow McHomophobe just walks by, reads the top line and says, “I knew it,” and keeps walking.
Plus the writing gets smaller and smaller as it goes. It’s kind of like a horribly inappropriate eye chart?
“If you think only gays and Haitians get AIDS, then I’m afraid you need glasses”
I gotta wonder what ideas got turned DOWN before they came up with this one:
“AIDS kills faggots. (Just kidding, it kills everyone.”