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Why I Don’t Get My Wife Flowers

September 9th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Day 9

As a general rule, guys don’t like to buy flowers. Not that we don’t like them or don’t think they’re pretty, but we know they’re dead and are just going to slowly rot in front of us. But women like the flowers. So occasionally you just gotta make the ladies happy. But I had a brilliant idea…Instead of getting dead flowers, I decided to get some roses that were still alive, and in a pot with soil so that she could enjoy them for a long while. Here’s what they look like a few weeks later…

So it looks like my plan

…has gone to pot!

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8 Responses to “Why I Don’t Get My Wife Flowers”

  1. Nick (Fan 3.5) Says:

    Keep the pot and put silk flowers in it!!!! then all you have to do is dust them, problem solved!

  2. Geoff Says:

    I laughed out loud.

  3. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF) Says:

    So did I. This was a win. 🙂

  4. Hale (TANcast's #1 Mousetalgia Fan) Says:

    You can keep these around for a Haunted Mansion Halloween display.

  5. ScaryScout (Spreading Tancast in OK #1Fan) Says:

    OK, so we ladies, really don’t want to admit it, but we do like those pretty “dead” flowers so much, because there’s no guilt involved when they turn out looking like this. We like to look at the pretty-get bored of the pretty & toss or keep what ever, not to maintain the pretty…

  6. Logan (Tancast #1 Zombie Fan) Says:

    I stopped buying the wife flowers because they always end up looking like that…

    tim…did she not water them or something?

  7. Chelsea Says:

    Looks like your wife might have the same evil power that I have, killing plants. My husband like to buy me flowers too. I try my best to keep them alive, but within a week or less they’re in the trash, dead.

  8. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    I can’t let my wife take the fall for this. I was in charge of watering the flowers…and we see how THAT worked out.

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