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TANcast 207 – Dreams of Yesteryear

Posted on March 31st, 2013 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

Never say never, kids. Yeah, Andy sucks, yeah, he gets lazy, yeah he takes his sweet time, but give up? Fuck that. Gonna get this out of the way up front: The episode probably doesn’t live up to the hype. On the other hand, it probably doesn’t live down to the hype, either. It’s probably […]

Andy Broke It

Posted on August 1st, 2010 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

UPDATE: Looks like I may have fixed the feed by jiggling the PowerPress settings. At the very least, it does exist again. Time will tell whether iTunes picks it up… I performed a minor WordPress update yesterday and now the podcast feed is borked. I’m working to figure out where the hell it went. For […]

Pay no attention to that monkey behind the curtain…

Posted on January 25th, 2010 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

There will be a plaintive earful in the TANcast we recorded yesterday, but I wanted to toss this up in writing since it’s been on my mind recently. Please don’t out me.


Posted on December 26th, 2009 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

We’ve been doing TANcast for a while, so I think I can finally get something I posted to a private MySpace profile out in the open without being judged unfairly. It is simply this: I hate black people. There! I’ve been wanting to say that out loud for a while now. To be clear, there […]

Dear Pieces of Shit at the NRA: Fuck You!

Posted on October 14th, 2009 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 14 The following is an open letter to the National Rifle Association, inspired the events of this morning. Dear Pieces of Shit at the NRA: I received a call today on behalf of your organization from (703) 656-9940. I’m uncertain whether I spoke to one of your paid staffers, a […]

No such thing as bad publicity?

Posted on October 3rd, 2009 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 3 Note: I forgot to hit “Publish” before I went to bed last night. I have, as promised, socked myself in the left nut. Maybe I didn’t notice this phenomenon as much in California, but it seems as if every other car in Georgia has some sort of signage (magnetic […]


Posted on July 31st, 2009 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

I think I’m done with July. I mean, I bought a my first house in July, my mom’s birthday is in July, my wedding anniversary is in July, the 4th of July is in July, but I think I’m just done with it, on the whole.

TANcast 014 – Three Men and a Baby plus Poo

Posted on September 2nd, 2008 by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This episode is in memory of Star Trek: The Experience which closed in Las Vegas as this episode was being edited. The good news is, for over half the show, the TANboys explore a single theme. The bad news is, that theme is “breasts.” …Breasts in politics, breasts on the Food Network, breast pumps, breast […]

No more Domino’s for me

Posted on August 20th, 2008 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

I got two calls today from 877-565-8456 almost exactly 15 minutes apart.  I missed the first and the caller did not leave a message, but when a second call came through so soon I thought it might be important and answered. It turned out this was a goddamn automated dialer system calling me to tell […]


Posted on June 13th, 2008 by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

New from Playskool, the X-TREME BABY Helmet! Is life too full of hard surfaces for your hard-living, adventure-addicted baby? Does your youngest yearn for the rough and tumble life of a bullfighter, a coal miner, or a crack-addled home invasion robber? Do you secretly believe that Dale Earnhardt has reincarnated in your child, ushering in […]

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