We'll Chimp Out on you!



December 26th, 2009 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

We’ve been doing TANcast for a while, so I think I can finally get something I posted to a private MySpace profile out in the open without being judged unfairly.

It is simply this:

I hate black people.

There! I’ve been wanting to say that out loud for a while now.

To be clear, there aren’t all that many that I hate and they certainly are not as numerous as the white people I hate (those fuckers are legion), so here’s wishing all the black people I don’t hate a festive Kwanzaa and a Happy New Year.

PS: See what I did up there? I used ambiguous language to have some fun. Ain’t I a stinker?

PPS: I’d just like to remind everyone that the best way to spot a counterfeit is to touch it. A fake may look convincing, but you would be surprised what your fingers can tell you that your eyes may have missed. This holds true for twenties and titties.

2 Responses to “Kloseted?”

  1. GeoffNo Gravatar Says:

    Wow. What a wonderful holiday message.

  2. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    Fun with ambiguity.

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