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TANcast 207 – Dreams of Yesteryear

March 31st, 2013 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

ANcast 2: Electric Boogaloo

Never say never, kids. Yeah, Andy sucks, yeah, he gets lazy, yeah he takes his sweet time, but give up? Fuck that.

Gonna get this out of the way up front: The episode probably doesn’t live up to the hype. On the other hand, it probably doesn’t live down to the hype, either. It’s probably in some hype-free netherworld where unicorns casually sip Nescafé and comment on the weather. It contains something like 50% Andy, and that’s a lot of goddamn wordy words.

Give him a break, though. He has that one job and a kid and a commute, and all that jazz. Not like Tim with his multiple jobs and even younger and thus needier kid and oodles of activities and friends and whatnot. That Andy’s been busy is, I guess, what I’m getting at. Not just Tim-busy: Andy-busy.

You can probably tell by now that Andy is writing all of this. He likes to refer to himself in the third person, then make fun of that third person mercilessly behind his own back. That fat piece of shit. Oh, crap, he’s looking at us.

Up to you whether you bother to listen, but at least this long, sad journey is finally over. Enjoy!

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.

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12 Responses to “TANcast 207 – Dreams of Yesteryear”

  1. Mike (TANcast's former and future #1 fan) Says:

    I haven’t hit play yet. Nor will I for quite some time, since I’m way the fuck back on episode 213, which is CLEARLY before 207 since Andy sucks and takes forever to post a damn episode.

    Now to hop off the Andy hate bandwagon, because I’m actually way further back than that, since I apparently haven’t listened in almost two years. So I’m even further behind than Andy is with this episode.

  2. Jason Says:

    Episode 207 It Has Risen!

  3. Jesus (LoboMaloArte) Says:


  4. Andrew, TANcast's #[square root of -1] Australian fan Says:


    EPISODE 2 0 7

  5. Grace (#1 Redheadeddisneyfreak) Says:


  6. Dean Says:

    Ear Rapist Extraordinaire.. I second Grace’s sentiments. This goes beyond foolishness and into the realm of cruel and unusual punishment…

  7. Eric Says:

    Fuckin loved it TENOUTTATEN

  8. Justin (TANcast's #1 Justin-flavored fan) Says:

    Episode 207 did not disappoint at all. I was laughing out loud and getting strange looks from people

  9. Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist) Says:

    I call the last 4 minutes or so of this episode “The Artist, Cubed”.

    Also, I’ve update the post slightly so you guys can see my “hidden” word of caution.

  10. Todd (Generic TANfan) Says:

    Why didn’t you tell us Rick was the special guest? Thanks for that….

  11. Hillary (#1 FAN of WDW )and ........MAHNA MAHNA! Says:

    no words… im sitting here at mcdonalds using their free wifi since mine went to the shitter, and was looking forward to finally catching up on my tancast… FUCK YOU ANDY :*( but ill prob forgive u in like 5 mins as soon as i eat this delicious mcflurry and stiffle my tears.

  12. Tommy Wiseau Says:

    You are tearing me apart Andy!

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