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New Year, same ol’ TANcast…

In this episode Tim spoils the Dark Knight, Tim tattles on Noah, the guys pick the 5 celebrities they get to have sex with (no questions asked), Andy disses Golden Compass, Noah disses Uwe Boll and “busy” people, we learn about the TANboys’ superpowers, and a few celebrities come in to sign off the show.

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 TANcast 032 - Natalie Portman is Awesome [1:19:00m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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It shouldn’t be possible, but a team that was 4-8 about a month ago managed to make the playoffs with an 8-8 record and then beat a 12-4 team whose quarterback was just declared League’s Most Valuable Player.

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In this special drunken episode you can play along as the TANGboys play “What WERE You Thinking.”

Play along if you dare and see if you are as sick as we are.

Leave a comment and let us know how you did…and/or if you would like to hear an episode like this again.

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 TANcast Game Night Special [0:23:49m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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In this the final TANcast of 2008, you’ll hear Andy talk more about his friggin’ baby, you’ll hear about a kid that loves “cock,” you’ll hear about the “delicious” play Tim wrote, you’ll hear about TANcast’s new “sponsor,” you’ll hear Noah’s review of The Day The Earth Stood Still, you’ll discover the charm of Port Townsend, Washington, you’ll learn why computer Viruses suck, and you’ll hear the TANboys speak ignorantly about the Jews, the Africans, and the French.

Top that off with some tales of kids, pets, and gifts on Christmas, some charades stories, TANcast Technical Specs, and discussion of the effects of cold and heat on the TANboys…and you’ve got yourself a podcast, my friend!

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 TANcast 031 - My Butt is Itchy [1:09:43m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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Gather ’round the Christmas tree (or Hanukkah bush), grab a cup of hot coco, and get ready to sing your favorite TANcast Carols…It’s the TANcast Holiday Special!

This episode, you’ll hear the boys just say “no” to drugs but “yes” to smoke bombs, you’ll hear some holiday songs from a galaxy far, far away, you’ll hear tidings of great iPhone joy, you’ll hear Tim’s experience filming a George Clooney movie, you’ll hear gross ways to eat foods, you’ll find out why the TAN House lost power long ago, Tim hates on Kelly Clarkson, you’ll hear the pitfalls of Christmas shopping when married, you’ll be infected with the scourge of Christmas Shoes, you’ll find out tht ’tis the season for layoffs, you’ll hear about how Tim misses Mike Dawson on “Movies You Should See,” you’ll hear The Tale of Jimmypants, you’ll hear Tim remember “Muppets Tonight,” you’ll hear the boys hate on Internet Explorer, and you’ll hear about the greatest free gift of all.

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 TANcast 030 - The Star Wars Holiday Special [1:12:30m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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Everything that can go wrong this week, has gone wrong.

When we recorded the episode Noah’s program crashed, losing his audio…

Then he recovered over 700 temp files that Tim had to reassemble one at a time. Halfway through  completeing that, Tim’s computer crashed and he had to start all over.

After Tim finally recovered and reassembled all of Noah’s audio, he started editing the episode and was about halfway done when his laptop was infected with a virus that has had him spending the whole day getting rid of spyware, adware, trojans etc.

So, botom line: TANcast 30 is coming…eventually. And I hate people who write viruses!!!

It’s not the greatest gift of all, but it’s pretty sweet. And best of all it won’t cost you anything but some printer ink!

Just click here for a printable gift certificate that will fit in any holiday card! (TANcast makes a great Kwanzaa present) Or click on the thumbnail below…

In this very tardy episode of TANcast, the TANboys talk G.I. Joe, Dukes of Hazard, Noah’s tasty peanuts, Carl’s Jr. vs Hardee’s, Chick Fillet vs Chick-fil-A, Andy’s spectacular sickness, how to deal with winter temperatures, and the progress since the early days of the internet.

Then Andy interrupts Tim’s first BJ, Bush dodges a shoe, Tim performs for the troops, Andy and Noah keep TANcast a secret, Tim takes his wife salsa dancing, Noah sings, Kevin Smith’s heartache, and Noah finds a spoiler for the movie Marley and Me.

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 TANcast 029 - A Horror Show of Vomit and Diarrhea [1:06:35m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

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… to a TANcast near you (”near” in a virtual sense, unless you live in the Greater Los Angeles Area, the San Francisco Bay Area, or Metro Atlanta, in which case “near” also applies physically):

• WordPress 2.7, giving us lots of new features like easy implementation of sticky posts (the latest TANcast will always be the first thing you see on the site), a new admin interface with better comment handling, the ability for you all to reply directly to comments (threading), and more.

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Dissed Weekly Issue 2 - December 15, 2008