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TANcast 314 – It’s Like Crack Addict Piss

January 26th, 2015 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Comcast sucks, Tim mocks aggressive arguing on the net, Noah’s has a bunch of movie reviews, and Andy talks about the Red Bull lawsuit.

00:00 – 00:42 False Start
00:42 – 02:10 Intro
02:10 – 10:00 How Comcast Killed Last Week’s Show
10:00 – 39:19 How the F*** Was Everyone’s Week
39:19 – 49:50 TANflicks (Movie Reviews)
49:50 – 54:41 TANnews (Red Bull Lawsuit)
54:41 – 57:19 Wrap Up
57:19 – 58:54 ?????

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TANcast 313 – Jam Packed With Clichés

January 12th, 2015 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, the boys discuss the internet vs mysteries, the iPhone 6, and the movies Into The Woods and Batman & Robin.

00:00 – 03:40 Intro
03:40 – 13:53 TANlaughs
13:53 – 39:42 How the F*** Was Everyone’s Week
39:42 – 43:45 TANflix (Into The Woods)
43:45 – 52:36 Steamin’ Pile of Streamin’
52:36 – 55:50 Wrap Up

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TANcast 312 – Be Funnier

January 5th, 2015 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Andy has rental car troubles, Noah nearly gets into a fight, and Tim gets some post-Christmas deals.

00:00 – 02:16 Intro
02:16 – 08:59 TANlaughs (Listener submitted jokes)
08:59 – 29:40 How the F*** Was Everyone’s Week?
29:40 – 33:30 TANflix (movie reviews)
33:30 – 45:10 Steamin’ Pile of Streamin’ (Online movie/tv reviews)
45:10 – 50:40 How the F*** Was Everyone’s Week? (part 2)
50:40 – 55:34 TANcast Listener Email
55:34 – 58:51 Wrap Up
58:51 – 60:23 ?????

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TANcast 311a – I Love Rosario Dawson

December 30th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, it’s a mini episode as Tim and Noah wander the streets of Redwood City while reviewing the movie “Top Five.”

00:00 – 00:42 Pre Show Weather Report
00:42 – 01:19 Intro
01:19 – 17:13 Top Five Review
05:43 – 06:20 Spoiler #1
07:42 – 08:36 Spoiler #2
08:36 – 14:16 Random Tangents
15:02 – 15:36 Spoiler #3
17:13 – 19:05 Wrap Up
19:05 – 23:12 Noah vs. the Terminators

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TANcast 311 – Munchma Quchi

December 23rd, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, the boys talk office holiday parties, the end of the Colbert Report, the Hobbit, and listener email.

This week’s episode is dedicated to Kiki’s mom…who deserves far better things dedicated to her…but this is all we had.

00:00 – 00:44 Pre Show Nonsense
00:44 – 08:18 Intro
08:18 – 22:44 TANlaughs
22:44 -30:19 How Was Everyone’s Week
30:19 – 35:20 Poop Break
35:20 – 52:36 TANcast TV Talk (The Wire, Robot Chicken, Toy Story, Colbert Report)
52:36 – 61:21 TANflicks (The Hobbit)
61:21 – 70:42 TANcast Listener Email
70:42 – 72:44 Wrap Up
72:44 – 74:56 ?????

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TANcast 310 – What? C’mon!

December 16th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Andy gets stuck in Canada, Noah and Andy talk movies and trailers, and Tim tries to put up hi Christmas lights during California’s “rainpocalypse”

00:00 – 02:26 Pre Show Flop House Podcast Clip
02:26 – 04:56 Intro
04:56 – 17:18 TANlaughs
17:18 – 21:03 Listener Email
21:03 – 33:45 How the F*** Was Everyone’s Week?
33:45 – 43:10 TANflix (Interstellar, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1, Amazing Spider-man)
43:10 – 53:38 MORE How the F*** Was Everyone’s Week?
53:38 – 55:24 Wrap Up
55:24 – 56:44 ????

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TANcast 309 – Christmas Floozies

December 10th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Robin is back talking about her new job, Andy gets into relegon with his sone, Tim buys a Christmas tree, and Noah meets Tim’s baby. Then it’s a High 5 list of great Christmas songs we left out of our last High 5 Christmas songs.

00:00 – 03:22 Pre-Show Blither Blather
03:22 – 09:04 Intro
09:04 – 15:30 Technical Difficulties
15:30 – 37:23 How the F*** Was Everyone’s Week?
37:23 – 78:07 High 5 Favorite Christmas Songs We Forgot Last Time
78:07 – 80:36 Wrap Up
80:36 – 81:27 ?????

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TANcast 308 – I Thought It Would Be Funny For Us To Just Be Stupid And Horrible

November 30th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, the TANboys talk Cosby, Ferguson, and Thanksgiving. Then they list their “High 5″ stupid things they’re thankful for.

00:00 – 01:41 Preshow Goose Poop
01:41 – 03:34 Intro
03:34 – 13:19 TANlaughs
13:19 – 26:42 Current Events Talk (Cosby/Ferguson)
26:42 – 35:02 How the F*** Was Everyone’s Week?
35:02 – 57:21 High 5 -Stupid Things We’re Thankful For
57:21 – 58:31 Wrap Up
58:31 – 61:00 ?????

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TANcast 307 – Hello From America, Qumph!!!

November 24th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Tim talks about his new baby, Noah talks about his trip to Thailand, and Andy hurts his back.

00:00 – 01:34 Preshow Screwing Around
01:34 – 03:06 Intro
05:06 – 62:29 How the F*** Was Everyone’s Week?
62:29 – 64:32 Wrap Up
64:32 – 66:16 ?????

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Poor Kid Just Wanted Some Cake

November 17th, 2014 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

It’s never fun when your child is sick, but what a bad day to happen to my little guy.

My oldest son, Michael, was invited to TWO birthday parties yesterday. Fortunately they were only 7 minutes apart and only overlapped by a half hour. SO we thought we would go to both. He was preparing all week. Talking about the fun he would have. The biggest thing was, he was hoping he would get a change to eat some cake. Then it struck him that he might even get to eat cake at BOTH parties.

Well, from the way this blog started, you know how that ended. While at the first party, (before the cake was served) my son complained that his tummy didn’t feel good. I said we could leave and as we were saying goodbye to the birthday boy’s mom, he puked…a lot. Poor thing. It also, I was holding him when he puked so, that was a little gross. As we were leaving, he said, “I think I’ll be better at the next party.” I had to tell him that there was no way we were going to the next party. Especially since it was one of those jumpy places. Poor guy’s cake dreams were dashed. But I could tell he was still not feeling well because he didn’t put up much of a fight.

So I took him back to Nana’s house, where mommy and little brother were, and he laid down for a nap. (Fortunately, Nana had just bought a Mickey Mouse toddler bed, so Michael got to nap in it. While everyone was napping, I ran home and changed out of my barf clothes. Then I came back with crackers, ginger ale and Jell-O. I came back and Michale had moved from the bed to the couch to be near mommy.

When I got there, it was time for mommy to feed baby brother, so I sat with Michael on the couch. Then all of a sudden and with no warning, Michael puked again. I scooped him up and carried him to the bathroom. Mommy suggested we have a nice warm bath to clean up. Oh, it should be noted that my clothes and I took the brunt of my son’s puke yet again. But more on that later.

So we bathed him, put him in some new Mickey Mouse pajamas, and gave him some ginger ale. We also tried to give him the Jell-O…the kid would NOT eat it. Is that crazy? What kid doesn’t like Jell-O? I think the problem is he didn’t like the look of it for some reason and when we tried to convince him he’d like it, he dug his heals in. So when he finally tasted it, he wasn’t going to back down. Stubborn little turd…reminds me of me.

Anyway, we finally got him home and in bed and he seems to be doing better. But back to me being barfed on twice in one day. When we were at Nana’s house, she was nice enough to let me wash my (and Micheal’s) barfed on clothes. In the meantime, she loaned me one of her outfits. So the one positive that came from all this is that now you all get to have this forever…

If you’re anything like my wife, you’re laughing hysterically right now. She actually says this picture doens’t let you appreciate how “crazy tight” those pats were. I told her I posed this way on purpose so that I wasn’t flashing the internet my junk. So enjoy that.

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