I think I’m done with July.
I mean, I bought a my first house in July, my mom’s birthday is in July, my wedding anniversary is in July, the 4th of July is in July, but I think I’m just done with it, on the whole.
My friend and fellow comic Elizabeth Saas has recently embroiled me in a debate over which Indiana Jones movie sucked the most: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom or Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
You can see her MySpace blog about it here (Along with my comment) http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=204983251&blogId=503132614
But I want to know YOUR opinion so vote in our poll and leave us a comment on this blog. Which do you think was the worst?
(I included Raiders and Last Crusade in the poll just so I could weed out the peopel who have NO IDEA what they’re talking about)
A few TANcasts ago Noah and Andy commented that if this Palm Pre doesn’t do well, the company would be in some serious financial trouble. So the engineering team I’m sure packed this baby with features, apps, and I’m sure the ability to fellate it’s owner…everything you’d want in a phone. Then they send it to the marketing department…and that’s where shit goes wrong… Read the rest of this entry »
Hi Tancasties,
Just a quick note to let you know I am still around. I am moved into our new house and we(mostly my wife) have been making it into a home. Hence no proper Tancast for the last two weeks. I also am on a Jury until the end of August and still doing work for my job. So, it has been a busy last couple of weeks for me.
I hope you all are well.
Noah
I’m gonna be on the DAMage Report with Johnny Dam today. We air live from 2-4 PM PST and take live calls as well. You can hear us on http://www.LATalkRadio.com The station call-in number is (323)203-0815.
I have a feeling we’re going to have an agenda of politics…so you can listen in to me embarrassing myself live by not knowing what we’re talking about! Woo hoo!!!
This “special” episode features a special message from “Grammar Girl” Mignon Fogarty*, a few musical surprises, and several voice mail messages. Hope this tides y’all over ’til our next real show.
*(Mignon Fogarty’s audio appears out of context and does not accurately reflect the views or opinions of Mignon Fogarty. You can hear the full context quote(s) here: http://behindthegrammar.com/2009/07/btg005-are-movie-studios-killing-podcasting/ God, I hope she thinks this is funny. Otherwise I am in some deep, grammatically correct trouble!)
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Below is a poem I wrote back in high school. It is amazingly lame. It is so bad that it is now funny. I share it with you all so you can know that I was not always the swave, smooth word-smith that you all know and love…..yeah I actually used to be WORSE! I used to be this guy…
And now…”The Beautiful Angel Hol-ly (Holly)”
I remember the time I saw her first
It was the fall of ’91.
That was when she stole my heart
And my Feelings for her begun
It was early morning in the library
When I looked across the room and did see
The most wonderful girl in the world
The beautiful angel Holly.
Her beauty was unmatched by any.
Imperfections and flaws she had none.
Her flowing blonde hair, her sparkling eyes
Admired by everyone. Read the rest of this entry »
This week: Noah’s mic continues to suck, Tim and Andy have a Star Trek moment, Noah gets one step closer to being a home owner, Tim has anger issues, the boys continue to be disturbed by internet phenomena like 2 girls 1 cup, the boys find the upside to jury duty, the joys of chocolate milk and ice cream, what to do with plastic grocery bags, the myth of break up sex, and…other crap…who really reads this shit?
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Fmylife is a great site. We’ve talked about it on the podcast before but I never stopped to think of another level to that website. But then I recently tumbled upon this gem on Fmylife.com.
“Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML”
That sucks for that lady…but if there was a website called “mylifeisfingawesome.com,” you might see an entry like this:
“Today I was totally schooling my buddy in Fight Night Round 4 on his PS3 when all of a sudden his adorable dog comes running in the room with a bra in his mouth…followed closely by his naked sister and her glistening wet boobies. MLIFA”
So I sat glued to the TV this morning watching the Memorial Service of Michael Jackson. I had Twitter open as I watched and as such, my irrelevant cometary is recorded for posterity…
Tim Babb is recording MJ’s Memorial on MSNBC AND CNN. Overkill? Perhaps. Don’t judge me.
Headline News just said MJ set the stage for us electing a Black president. WTF?! I like MJ, but let’s calm down.
It’s official. MJ was black….his memorial service is on CPT
How awesome would it be if MJ popped out of the coffin and did the Thriller dance? (Sick? Maybe…but funny)
You have to know other 80’s artist are watching MJ’s memorial today going, “I ain’t getting NOTHING like this when I die. *sigh*”
aw….I think Mariah is a little choked up…that’s kinda touching. Too bad everyone will just say she can’t sing
Did Stevie Wonder just say he wished he didn’t live to SEE this moment? Burying the lead aren’t you, Stevie? Since when can you SEE?!!
It’s official again, MJ was Black! According to Magic Johnson he enjoyed Kentucky Fried Chicken!
Will You Be There….such an appropriate and underrated song. Nice touch with MJ’s actual voice over…ah crap…Al Sharpton just came on
Ok, now Al Sharpton is trying to say that MJ somehow made it possible for a Black president. …please let’s just be sad a great artist died
Wow…say what you will, Sharpton gives good speech. Did I just compliment Al Sharpton?! I need a nap
Aw…Brooke Shields…fighting tears…heart breaking. Side note: Holy CRAP she’s hot! I know…inappropriate…but true!
Oh good…this congresswoman wants to pass a bill saying MJ was a legend. It’s ok Congress, you fix the economy, we’ll honor MJ. We got this
WTF? Did Usher just rip off MJ’s signature “fake cry” at the end of the song? That’s MJ’s cheesy bit, sir! Don’t touch his coffin…ewwww
I apologize to those following me who have no interest in MJ or his memorial…but this is what’s on my mind today
Who the hell is Shaheen Jafargholi? They couldn’t get a Jonas Brother for this?
Oh…it turns out I’m a douche bag and Shaheen is somebody that MJ really admired
Geez how old am I getting? I don’t recognize any of these people singing “We Are The World”
Where are my fellow Lincoln High School Alumni who remember “Heal The World” every Friday over the PA in ’92-’93?
Can someone spare a heart? Marlon Jackson just ripped mine out of my chest
Paris Jackson brings it all home…she didn’t lose an “icon.” She lost her daddy. I’m glad I didn’t get to go I would have wept like a baby
Holy crap! CNN actually talked about Iran, Obama, Putin, and Honduras…for almost 3 whole minutes. Way to go CNN! Now back to MJ!!!
Wolf Blitzer “thinks” Paris crying at the end of the memorial was an unscripted moment. No, she rehearsed crying about her dead dad…idiot!
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