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TANcast 058 – More Chocolate Per Mouthful

July 15th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week: Noah’s mic continues to suck, Tim and Andy have a Star Trek moment, Noah gets one step closer to being a home owner, Tim has anger issues, the boys continue to be disturbed by internet phenomena like 2 girls 1 cup, the boys find the upside to jury duty, the joys of chocolate milk and ice cream, what to do with plastic grocery bags, the myth of break up sex, and…other crap…who really reads this shit?

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Ron Swallow, Jason, and Todd.
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to all of us at:
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Kevin Pollak’s Interview with Kevin Smith (episode 13)

2 Girls 1 Cup Skateboard

Transformers 2 FAQs

Cock Ring (#6 on this list)

Cock Ring (#17 on this one)


19 Responses to “TANcast 058 – More Chocolate Per Mouthful”

  1. Gino (TANcast's #1 fan in the Military) Says:

    They eat horse all the time here! They had it at a wedding I was at last week. And they have spicy dog meat on the menu at the Chinease place.

  2. Tony Says:

    No offense to Jason and Todd….but did you guys really decide to use jokes from Jason Todd? Seriously?
    Jason Todd and Jokers just don’t mix.
    Or is this too obscure? πŸ˜‰

  3. Tony Says:

    And if this has been touched on in the episode, I do apologize. It’s loading onto my Zune right now.

  4. Logan Says:

    After 3 weeks away on the road it was wonderful to come back and be able to listen to 3 brand new fresh episodes in a row, wish I could every week. Great episodes as always.

  5. Andy Says:

    We missed Jason Todd in exactly the same way that a grinning madman with a crowbar would not:


    PS: Read that in April of ’89. 32 year-old Andy has seen shit that would make 12 year-old Andy poop, but 32 year-old Andy is still disturbed by the images of Joker’s bloodied crowbar…

  6. Tony Says:

    Same age, same page, my good gorilla.

  7. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan) Says:

    Noah, I recommend my new fvourite site when people have lame questions that they should just Google themselves:


  8. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) Says:

    It’s ok, Tim. Noah’s right, we really do fuck our sisters.

  9. Jason (TANcast's Tallest Fan) Says:

    Please stop your arguing TANcasters. There’s plenty of my dumb jokes to go around.

  10. Matt Says:

    about the wheel chairs a disneyland. i hate it when its punk kids and they have like a group of 10 with them.

  11. Anastasia Says:

    great episode as always. i so love your random star trek fandom tangents. they make me laugh. haha.

  12. Anastasia Says:

    oh! random, next episode you all should watch this during the recording…

  13. Tony Says:

    You guys killed my Zune. Listening to this episode, it gave up the ghost and will no longer charge. Good job, thanks to you, my MP3 Player lost the will to live.

  14. Tony Says:

    Oh, and Matt, that’s why you pay attention to the GAC card. A wheelchair can only allow however many people are on the card, up to 6 total. Unfortunately, my Zune died before this part, so I’m not sure what was actually discussed. πŸ™

  15. Jess (TANcasts #1 #2) Says:

    I feel like TANcast is on summer vacation.


  16. Jess (TANcasts #1 #2) Says:

    Actually, I’m sure the guys are using the time to work on a really awesome Taco Bell Dog Memorial episode.

    I can’t wait!!

  17. DJ Technoid (TANcast's Numberless Fan) Says:

    Yeah, I was wondering where they are too. My work night went slower for some reason…

  18. DJ Technoid (TANcast's Numberless Fan) Says:

    By the way, I already know that I am an idiot, but can anyone point me to where I can change my assigned avatar? I am not feeling the pink annoyed starfish crap.

  19. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan) Says:

    Technoid and others wondering about lack of TAN, TIm tweeted earlier this week:
    “Just a heads up…it looks as though there will be no TANcast this week due to a myriad of personal reasons. We should return next week. Ok?”

    And you can register a global avatar that TANcast.com recognises at http://en.gravatar.com/

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