I have a particular skill or bit of experience that is neither widely-held nor widely-sought. Before you all start speculating (“It’s that thing he does with his tongue!”), I’m not going to talk about the what. For the sake of argument, let’s just say I knit yak hair into festive tea cozies.
Let’s go further and [...]
There will be a plaintive earful in the TANcast we recorded yesterday, but I wanted to toss this up in writing since it’s been on my mind recently.
Please don’t out me.
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We’ve been doing TANcast for a while, so I think I can finally get something I posted to a private MySpace profile out in the open without being judged unfairly.
It is simply this:
I hate black people.
There! I’ve been wanting to say that out loud for a while now.
To be clear, there aren’t all that many [...]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 15
Blah blah, late post, socked nuts…
I’ve been trying to locate a copy of a short story (~5000 words, I think) originally created for an English class back in 1998. I called it Paranoia, and it was essentially the diary of a madman.
Thanks to Hotmail’s old “log in regularly [...]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 13
I just wanted to share with you all something I said to my then-not-yet-wife one evening in early December 2005:
Pink Meatstick of Death …
Pink Meatstick of DEATH !!!
Yeah, she didn’t get it either.
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Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 12
Yeah, yeah, I know… This time it was a dick-punch.
Long, long ago, back when (or before?) some of you were actually in diapers, I did some development work (wait, didn’t I claim to have been a banker?) in C, C++, and Smalltalk. Recent career shifts got me back into programming [...]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 9
This afternoon I was sitting at the computer, watching people with more active and interesting lives fail, when there was an unexpected friendly “shave-and-a-haircut” knock on my front door. I hopped up and, after a moment of frantic legs/pants battle and a quick check of my zipper, I waddled over, [...]
Earlier today I tweeted about a project. Here it is:
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 1
Because I lack the ability to form original, meaningful thought, I am stealing Tim’s idea, like, whole. I’m just biting off him, completely shamelessly.
The only promise I make is that if I miss blogging at least once in any day in [...]
I think I’m done with July.
I mean, I bought a my first house in July, my mom’s birthday is in July, my wedding anniversary is in July, the 4th of July is in July, but I think I’m just done with it, on the whole.
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Fuck it. I’ve been dancing around, trying to keep everything consistent, and it’s getting confusing. I’ve done a lot of soul-searching and I’ve come to the conclusion it just isn’t worth the effort anymore.
It’s time to unmask the monkey…
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