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It begins…

October 1st, 2009 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

Earlier today I tweeted about a project. Here it is:

Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 1

Because I lack the ability to form original, meaningful thought, I am stealing Tim’s idea, like, whole. I’m just biting off him, completely shamelessly.

The only promise I make is that if I miss blogging at least once in any day in October I will punch myself in a testicle of my choice (the left one is getting uppity). Oh, and I’ll also try to be better about grammar and spelling than Tim was. Oh, and I’ll probably be less funny, more political. Oh, and I’ll do it while FUCKING YOUR MOM!!!

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Enjoy the suck.

8 Responses to “It begins…”

  1. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Says:

    Holy shit! It IS Project Mayhem! But in a form I’m comfortable leaving the bunker to enjoy.

  2. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    “I’ll also try to be better about grammar and spelling than Tim was”

    Can you try not to be a cock maggot? NO? Didn’t think so.

    ass

  3. Andy Says:

    I make no promises on THAT, Tim.

  4. Nate Says:

    Yippy! I’ve really enjoyed the extra content on tancast.com thank you for trying to continue the effort Andy. Tim you don’t suck so much right now, since it was your idea that Andy stole.

  5. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    Tim never sucks. Tim is da man!!! BOOYAH!!!

  6. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Says:

    Andy is the best TANcaster. That is all. >_>

  7. Andy Says:

    When Mike says “best”, I assume he grades TANcasters as one would grade diamonds: carat, cut, color, and clarity.

    I weight at least 550,000 carats. Point: Andy.

    If you cut me, I leak bitterness, aggression, and mint gravy. Noah bleeds a strange, viscous goo that heals most magically-inflicted wounds. Tim contains mostly rainbows and fairy dust, which is to say: Michael Jackson’s semen. I’d call this a tie between Tim and Noah.

    Diamonds with no color are the most valuable. I’m so pale I might as well be clear. Moreover, I cannot tan, meaning I will forever be colorless and thus will maintain the same value. Point: Andy.

    The final item is debatable. I ramble on and on, but Noah leaves out important things like the subject of a sentence and Tim’s spelling and grammar almost make Timese a separate dialect. I’ll call clarity a three-way tie. Mud is mud, after all.

    By my count that gives me 2.333… points and Tim and Noah tie for second with 0.833… points.

    In conclusion: w00t!

  8. Patrice(Mike's #1 Tancast Fan, I dont know you but I like you very much...well..I like your comments very much) Says:

    If you cut me, I leak bitterness, aggression, and mint gravy. Noah bleeds a strange, viscous goo that heals most magically-inflicted wounds. Tim contains mostly rainbows and fairy dust, which is to say: Michael Jackson’s semen. I’d call this a tie between Tim and Noah.

    LMAO…hilariousness 🙂

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