March 21st, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week, Noah hurts his nut, Andy gets sick, Tim attends childbirth classes, and the boys review Black Swan and Rango…plus a super nerdy Monday Night TANfight where Captain James T. Kirk faces off against Han Solo.
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As Promised, here is the vegan version of the Earl Grey Cookies. Pretty sure the only change was to switch out the butter for Smart Balance.
Earl Grey Tea Cookies
1 cup all purpose flour
1/4 cup sugar
1/4 cup powdered sugar
1 tablespoon Earl Grey tea leaves (about 3 bags of tea leaves)
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup vegan Smart Balance
Water (add 1 teaspoon at a time)
In a food processor pulse together the flour, sugar, powdered sugar, tea leaves and salt. Add vanilla and Smart Balance and pulse until dough looks like gravel. Continue pulsing dough adding 1 teaspoon of water at a time until dough forms a ball.
Wrap dough in plastic wrap and chill in the freezer for 30 minutes.
Roll out dough on a floured surface, dough should be between ¼ and ? inches thick. Use small cookie cutters and place on a baking sheet covered in parchment paper.
Preheat oven to 375°F. Bake for 12 minutes or until the edges just start to turn brown.
March 14th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
You heard the TANfight on TANcast 142 now make your voice heard. It’s Aquaman and Sharktopus rematch and YOU get to decide the outcome! Hurry voting ends 3/20/2011 10:00AM (Disneyland time)
March 14th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
The boys take forever to get to TANlaughs, try their best not to be insensitive about the tsunami in Japan, talk zombie ethics, and get a new recipe from Noah!…plus a Monday Night TANfight where Aquaman from the Justice League takes on Sharktopus from Roger Corman’s crappy SyFy Channel movie.
[CONTENT WARNING]TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.
March 9th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
I thought Cracked and I we cool again. They used some of my entries in their last few contests. I made #7 in the Products that Apparently Exist in Movies contest and I placed 4 times in the Children’s Games Turned into Movies contest. But the latest contest was a chance to see what villains do in their spare time. This is some of the comedic gold Cracked passed on…
March 7th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
The boys talk abut Charlie Sheen, Noah’s new Macbook, Steve Mazan’s documentary “Dying to Do Letterman,” …plus a Monday Night TANfight where Zombie Ann Landers goes undead toe to undead toe with Zombie Michael Jackson.
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March 7th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
It’s the undead fight of the century as the zombie King of Pop faces off against the zombie queen of advice columns. Who will win? You heard OUR thoughts in episode 141, now it’s your turn to vote!
February 28th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
The boys finally find a topic that disturbs Andy, plus they talk cocktail parties, job hunting, and rich people’s houses…plus a Monday Night TANfight where Lara Croft goes toe to toe with Samus Aran in a special “Sliding Door” double match! (What does THAT mean? Listen and find out.)
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February 26th, 2011 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)
I am currently unable to reach Twitter. At all. The DNS lookup succeeds, but the connection to their server is never made and eventually times out.
I turned on the news to see if there was widespread panicking and rioting, but since they were just talking about Lindsay Lohan’s latest fashion faux pas (“Prison Jumpsuit Orange? Not this season, and certainly not with that complexion!”) and how Julian Assange might be in al-Qaeda, I assume this is a local issue.
The whole situation made me want to tweet about how much it sucks when Twitter goes down. It took a moment for the stupidity of that thought to sink in.
That made me want to tweet about what a silly, stupid monkey I can be early on a Saturday morning. Rinse, repeat.
What followed was a strange spiral of uncertainty and mild self-loathing that I won’t recount in detail. Suffice it to say that Real Sugar Dr. Pepper (in the Throwback Can!®) cures all ills.
As the caffeine hit my brain and the empty calories hit my ass, I remembered I have a blog.
