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TANcast 139 – They Have Summoned The Dark Power Of Satan…To Change Their Clothes

February 22nd, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Noah returns(with wonky audio…sorry) and the boys discuss farts (classy) the iPhone tips and tricks, fighting crime with poop…plus a Monday Night TANfight where the Ghostbusters from the Filmation cartoon series take on the Real Ghostbusters.

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TANcast 138 – Don’t Google “Blue Waffle”

February 14th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week Noah is away on assignment but Jerry Brandt from the Drinking Buddies Podcast joins the team for for a fail-filled episode where you’ll hear about Tim at a gay bar, the turmoil in Egypt (finally), Andy’s job woes, having children and watching them grow up…plus a Monday Night TANfight where the Smurfs take on Disney’s Gummi Bears.

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TANcast 137 – Superman v Darth Vader

February 7th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The boys talk about alcoholic kiddie drinks, Superbowl commercials, and so-cal airports. Plus this week is the introduction of Monday Night TANfights: Superman v Darth Vader.

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Superman: Keeping Score

February 2nd, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

It was announced that British actor Henry Cavill has been cast as Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman in the Superman re-boot movie due out next year. I’m not filled with dread over the decision, by any means, but it is a little sad to see America’s greatest hero being played by an Englishman. That’s like casting a Scotsman as England’s great hero, James Bond. (No kidding…really? Ok never mind) But I’m unfamiliar with Cavill’s work so I can only go by his look…and he certainly has the eyes and jawline to play the Man of Steel.

But the thing that concerns me is something I read about the REASON they cast Cavill. A studio exec was quoted as saying, “We’re really going to try and make Superman as contemporary as possible.” Which some have interpreted as meaning they are going to ditch the John Williams theme that has been synonymous with the character since the 1978 movie. This, to me, is simply not acceptable. The John Williams has become as much a part of the Superman character as his cape and tights. When you see Superman’s big red “S,” the theme starts playing in your mind.


You were humming it before you pressed play, weren’t you?

Fortunately some composers have had the good sense to turn down the assignment already. Hans Zimmer reportedly turned down the job to write a new Superman theme saying, “I’m not thinking of rewriting Beethoven’s ninth, either.” Which is exactly the point. If you write a new theme to Superman, you will not do better or even as good as Williams’. Which only leaves you to do worse.


Sorry Danny…needed SOMEONE for the joke.

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TANcast 136 – Taking Bathroom Humor to a Whole New Level

January 31st, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Noah and Tm go to Macworld 2011, Andy hates BluRay ads, the boys cut their losses on some TV shows, and we find out farts are funny.

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TANcast 135 – Crying Tears of Period Blood

January 24th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim gains new respect for Kevin Smith, Andy has a suicidal baby, Anne Hathaway becomes Catwoman, and Sinbad crushes your heart.

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TANcast 134 – Take Me Into Your Love Den of Filth

January 18th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The boys talk baby names, the AIDS LifeCycle, and give advice on moving in with your friends.

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Rejected By Cracked: Famous Movies if Made in Japan

January 12th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Another bitter entry from Tim? Must be a Wednesday!

Cracked totally screwed the pooch this week with their contest where participants were challenged to show what famous movies would look like if they were made in Japan. Look I get it. Cracked does these contests and there have to be winners and losers. But not ONE of my entries were picked and I think some of the ones they DID pick suuuuuuuuuuuuucked! This was the prompt we were given:

Cracked Prompt:

These will be classic movies, if they’d been made in the land of anime, robots and unspeakable perversions.

You can go here to see all the chosen entries…but I’d say almost half of them don’t stack up to these:

Can’t get much more classic than Snow White. I even took the extra time and effort to give her huge anime boobs and eyes. Now I will admit that the contest was jam packed with tentacle entries but mine was first and I think mine was funniest. (Certainly funnier than the Graduate one they chose) Read the rest of this entry »

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TANcast 133 – 12 Year Old Girls Spouting Technobabble

January 10th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The boys analyze Hollywood, talk poo poo and pee pee, Noah and Andy discus dogs, and Tim finds VHS evidence that he and Andy were SUPER DORKS in high school.

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Red State v Confused State

January 7th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Another Kevin Smith blog? …yup


Can we just let this guy fly already? This stress is clearly effecting his decision making process!

Kevin Smith is coming out with a new horror movie soon. It’s a pretty big departure for him from his usual comedies. I probably won’t see it. No offense to Kevin, I’m just not a horror movie guy. But that’s OK. I don’t have to be into EVERYTHING Kevin puts out. Just like I don’t like EVERY Harrison Ford movie, I don’t love EVERY Disneyland ride, and (believe it or not) I don’t listen to EVERY Michael Jackson song (Although I am LOVING Slave to the Rhythm). Artists change, artists grow, artists experiment…I get it. Maybe you’ll catch me with the next one (although the next one apparently going to be a hockey movie…so not likely)

So this is not a blog trying to tear Kevin down for trying something new. Not at all. Bravo sir. Set a course for “out there somewhere” and engage at warp 9. No…this blog is a face palm in text form about Kevin making the same mistake a third time. Read the rest of this entry »

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