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TANcast 143 – We All Know Han Will Shoot First

March 21st, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Noah hurts his nut, Andy gets sick, Tim attends childbirth classes, and the boys review Black Swan and Rango…plus a super nerdy Monday Night TANfight where Captain James T. Kirk faces off against Han Solo.

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12 Responses to “TANcast 143 – We All Know Han Will Shoot First”

  1. BryanNo Gravatar Says:

    Haven’t listened to the Episode yet, bu the title made me think of this- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KljV6wFgTI

  2. Latino_JessNo Gravatar Says:

    Ugh, Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican food. The after effects are completely different. It’s like pizza made here in “authentic” places and pizza made in Italy, two different things. Other than that, great show, and I for one, will be buying midi-chlorians, injecting them, and stand firm on this side of the civil war. And if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can imagine.

  3. ChelseaNo Gravatar Says:

    I was excepting someone to say “this was the one time that Chewy slept in”

  4. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    @Bryan Total crap! The Millennium Falcon can make “.5 past light speed,’ Where as the Enterprise is going faster than the speed of light by a factor of 9. Notto mention the Falcon can’t maneuver like that at light speed.

    But most of all…why use clips from the first 2 seasons of TNG? Can’t we just forget those first two years ever happened? (with the possible exception of “Measure of a Man” and “Q Who”)

    @El Jess (see what I did there?) Did we talk about Taco Bell in this week’s episode? I don’t recall.

  5. Latino_JessNo Gravatar Says:

    I recall the runs being compared to giving birth and “either way, it’s still getting something Mexican out” being said, and later something about Taco Bell and jerking off so I just assumed the runs were brought on by consuming Taco Bell. As for the Mexican baby, that someone’s private and personal life and I don’t feel comfortable talking about that as opposed to talking shit.

    Lol, I know, lame joke, but it’s early here. Anyways, I was trying to be funny as I could care less about the authenticity of Taco Bell, but it’s kind of hard when I got math homework getting in the way of Tancast.

  6. High School ErinNo Gravatar Says:

    Hey Tim…NAILED IT!

    Apparently I am on the same nerd wavelength as you to have guessed the TANfight.

  7. Yngve (Tancast's #1 Norwegian Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I agree with Andy, the swedes are pieces of shit! Lol. If you want a racial slur to use against them, call them banana peelers. Young swedes come to Norway looking for jobs, or should I say stealing our jobs (and women), many of them end up peeling bananas.
    Great show, by the way. Han Solo is cooler than Kirk.
    (PS: Swedes are nice people, I’m just kidding.)

  8. Aggrey (#1 Kenyan fan)No Gravatar Says:

    The Wyclef “gone till November” joke was good, but the dead silence afterward made it gold.
    And you know Kirk’s resistance to intergalactic STDs proves his indestructibility.

  9. Lindsey TANcast's #1 Harry Potter FanNo Gravatar Says:

    Huh, I think this the first time I’ve agreed with you on the TANFight. Has anyone suggested a Dumbledore/Gandalf fight

  10. Breeno (TANcast's #1 Irish fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Tim, would there be any chance of us getting a MP3 download version of Noah’s “I like fish and chips”? I would so love to have that as my text alert message!

  11. Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)No Gravatar Says:

    @Yngve I just felt like I had picked on so many groups for no reason that it was time to pick one at random and see if I could say something that sounded racist on the spot.

    It’s like doing yoga, but instead of flexibility and inner peace I try to be able to hate anyone, in any quantity, at a moment’s notice. I call it “amrak”.

    Well, I never called it that before and I probably never will again, but right this second I do.

    PS: Fuck those banana peelers. They took our jerbs!

  12. Kristian (TANcasts #1 Filipino-American fan)No Gravatar Says:

    This should have been a Millennium Falcon vs. USS Enterprise Tanfight!

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