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Rejected by Cracked: Villains In Their Spare Time

March 9th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

I thought Cracked and I we cool again. They used some of my entries in their last few contests. I made #7 in the Products that Apparently Exist in Movies contest and I placed 4 times in the Children’s Games Turned into Movies contest. But the latest contest was a chance to see what villains do in their spare time. This is some of the comedic gold Cracked passed on…

Mother Brain (From the Video Game Metroid

Khan from Star Trek II

The Guy Who Yells “Diplomatic Immunity!” AT the End of Lethal Weapon 2

The Lawnmower Man from The Lawnmower Man

Destro and the Baroness from G.I. Joe

…I don’t want to say anything, but damn Destro has a sexy looking body…almost like one of the TANcasters might be behind that mask. …you never know

5 Responses to “Rejected by Cracked: Villains In Their Spare Time”

  1. Geoff Says:

    Mother Brain and Lawnmower Man were funny.

  2. Sean Says:

    lol I like them!

  3. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan and NEW #3 Fan/the second A in TANcast)) Says:

    I only know who one of those villains are.
    But I’m sure all of them are hilarious.

  4. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    @Alissa…labeled them just for you 🙂

  5. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan and NEW #3 Fan/the second A in TANcast)) Says:

    @Tim wooooo! life=complete

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