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TANfight: Poll Zombie Ann Landers v Zombie Michael Jackson

March 7th, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

It’s the undead fight of the century as the zombie King of Pop faces off against the zombie queen of advice columns. Who will win? You heard OUR thoughts in episode 141, now it’s your turn to vote!

2 Responses to “TANfight: Poll Zombie Ann Landers v Zombie Michael Jackson”

  1. Breeno (TANcast's #1 Irish fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Andy explained it best in the show in my opinion. By the time they meet MJ with have enough allies with his zombie indoctrination power to outnumber and change sides of most of Ann Landers, outnumbering her.

    I also loved the detail Andy and Noah went into with the questions, like Tim it made me laugh.

  2. xapnomapcaseNo Gravatar Says:

    I’m going to have to go with Zombie Ann Landers. Assuming MJ can get a bunch of zombies on his side quickly, the wall of zombies protecting him would keep the new ones from seeing his dancing, and since AL can create new ones super fast, the new ones could safely decimate the protective, loyal MJ zombies without ever seeing him.

    Now, assuming that MJ cannot turn AL with his dance, it would be up to her to strike while her minions take out his. She’d just have to wait for a thinning in the crowd, get in there, and strike. I’m assuming that once MJ is down, his zombies will cease to be under his thrall, and will wander around kind of aimlessly, as zombies are wont to do. Perhaps AL can advise them on good ways to handle thier unlives…

    This is also assuming AL possesses some kind of tactical intelligence. I guess that since she and MJ are bossees, that they’re special, and have brains far advanced from normal zombies.

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