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So for those who’ve never seen my Kingdom Comedy series on YouTube, I created a bunch of previews for future movies based on Disneyland rides. Well I broke them down to individual videos so that you could watch one without watching all of them. I put them on Funny or Die so if you wanna check ’em out and forward your favorite one(s) to your friends who might like ’em, please feel free 🙂 (Also remember to click “funny”…’cause I don’t wanna die)

Click on any of the titles below to see ’em 😀

Not sure why but i really like seeing what people carry around with them. So here is what I carry.

Here is a quick rundown of what I carry around in my bag:

Moleskine Notebook
Gameboy DS
iPhone 8gb (1st gen)
iPod Classic 160gb
Leatherman
Mini Tri-pod
Small Case for Digital Camera
Travel tissue
Ziplock plastic bag
Orbit Gum (I acquired a lot working at Google)
Various charger

Not Pictured:

Canon Powershot SD700IS

This episode of TANcast features a seen-unseen-unseen review of the new Watchmen movie, a listener e-mail that leads to talk of private parts and the doctors office, poor service in the Apple Store, the perils of boxer briefs, Andy has a job interview, Andy isn’t watching 24, Lost, or Dollhouse,

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This week’s TANlaugh was courtesy of Andy’s Dad
This week’s Listener E-mail was from Murray
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to:
Tim (at) TANcast.com
Andy (at) TANcast.com
Noah (at) TANcast.com

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amped up violence
rushed character development
silk spectre is hot

Here is my desktop at work, if you cared. I am going to give mobile blogging a shot.

One day at work, I fell into a hole in the Internet.  My memory of all time before that is hazy and indistinct, like a dream soon to fade at the morning. It was as if bash.org’s Quote Database was all there had ever been of my real life, and the rest was just an idiot’s scrawl on a bathroom stall.

I tried to blog about this phenomenon at the time, but could not claw my way back to the murky void of The Real long enough to give a full accounting of it.

I don’t think I accomplished much that day, other than spastic laughter held barely in check by the back of my knuckles and grim looks from management. I didn’t dare climb back in afterward; I had lost enough of my life and I could only just recollect having a childhood somewhere where the text was not perennially fixed-width.

Six months later I lost my job and tried to write this all up again. I loaded the site, read this, and promptly lost another day. In my head, bloodninja/eminemBNJA is 100% serious and earnest. It is significantly funnier that way.

You can also find there a joke that I ganked for our latest TANcast, if you cared to do so.

Beware, though: If your taste in humor treads the same razor’s edge of geeky, lowbrow, highbrow, dickish, conceptual, offbeat stupidity that mine does, expect to lose yourself as well.

This is the first in what will become a series of posts: Stupid recipes you’ll probably never need or want but which Andy either finds delicious or made up to feel clever.

For the initial entry, a classic from my childhood…

Cottage Cheese, Yogurt, and Applesauce

1. Procure a jar of applesauce. Any brand and style will do, though I find the best to be the finely-pureed variety without skins or added flavor (cinnamon, etc.).
2. Procure a tub of cottage cheese. Again, any brand, style, and degree of health-consciousness will do. It’s my understanding that small-curd is tangier than the large-curd type, but I usually go by desired texture. Arachnid and footstool are optional.
3. Procure some yogurt of the fruit-in or fruit-on-the-bottom variety. Any fruit will do. I typically prefer raspberry, blackberry, or boysenberry.
4. Combine cottage cheese, yogurt, an applesauce in approximately equal amounts in a bowl of suitable volume (2-3 cups or ~0.5 L).
5. Stir until well-mixed.
6. Find an unoccupied, private space.
7. Enjoy your delicious treat without asshole roommates happening by and comparing its appearance to a drunken sorority girl’s vomit.

I’m sure Tim will attest to the fact that I have, in fact, eaten this concoction in his presence, and that he was thoroughly disgusted by my doing so. I hope that you either enjoy this or else shake your head and wonder at the evil of it.

There will be more stupid recipes to come…

This week starts off with a return to hating on the Octuplets Lady and monkeys, Andy and Noah talk more about their iPhones, Tim tells of his bad luck in Vegas, the perils of private porn perusal are pondered, f*** my life brings demented joy, LeVar Burton and Michael Ian Black declare war via Twitter, Obama talks to joint session of congress and TANcast gives their in-depth analysis, the TANboys marvel at some dedicated “creative people,” the boys talk Princess Diaries, Fanboys, Watchmen, and Dark Knight in IMAX, then they analyze the 80’s cartoon phenomenon that was M.A.S.K., and finally the economy takes it’s toll on some more businesses.

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This week’s TANlaughs were courtesy of Nick and Tony
Send your jokes for TANlaughs to: Andy (at) TANcast.com

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Hey gang! As you’ll eventually hear when I get this week’s episode up, I have come down with some sort of ailment with symptoms both unenjoyable and somewhat comical. (Which is also a good description of TANcast as a whole)

Anyway, I haven’t had a chance to edit this weeks episode yet so I am starting at this very second. Sorry for the delay. I’ll get it up as soon as I can (tee hee “get it up”)

… but how sick are you?

As promised in the last TANcast, I have here for your viewing pleasure a funny little video from CollegeHumor about the one kind of porn you can’t find online.  The video is funny, but the real treat is playing a “Where’s Waldo?” -esque game of trying to spot all the porn references the song makes.

Lets call this version “Where’s Dildo?”

Wear your sicko badge (or badger, you twisted freak) with honor and leave a comment on how many you picked out.  I’ll say this much: I think I caught enough that I should be worried.  The Internet is for Porn, as they say, but I may have spent too much time jacked in.

I’ve hidden the video after the break so that you have to click through.  Be forewarned: it is not graphic, but it is suggestive enough to be NSFW.

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