… then take walk in park.


TANcast 040 – No One Cares About Your Penis

March 8th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This episode of TANcast features a seen-unseen-unseen review of the new Watchmen movie, a listener e-mail that leads to talk of private parts and the doctors office, poor service in the Apple Store, the perils of boxer briefs, Andy has a job interview, Andy isn’t watching 24, Lost, or Dollhouse,


This week’s TANlaugh was courtesy of Andy’s Dad
This week’s Listener E-mail was from Murray
Send your jokes and/or e-mails to:
Tim (at) TANcast.com
Andy (at) TANcast.com
Noah (at) TANcast.com


[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.


1.) Married With Children “Reunion” Video

16 Responses to “TANcast 040 – No One Cares About Your Penis”

  1. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Wow. I feel famous. Not piss-crust famous, but still pretty huge.

    Great work, guys.

  2. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Wow.That was so fucking awesome. Thank you so much, Tim. Can’t wait to see Watchmen.

  3. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:


  4. Gino (TANcast's #1 fan in the military)No Gravatar Says:

    “Are you sexually active?”
    “Well im married, so no!”

    Friggin Hilarious. And thanx Timbo for spoiling Watchmen!
    And Andy that helicopter is a CH-46, but nicknamed the Chinook.

  5. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    Great show, and it was done before I hit the 605. Thanks.

    Andy – good luck on the job…*fingers crossed*

    Also, Andy, and Tim and Noah, should you breed in the future: The nut kicking doesn’t stop. My kid lived on my bladder while I was preggers. He still knows exactly where to step and kick when were having “early morning family cuddle”.

    And thought hubby only changed him on the changing table, more to keep the floor clean than his sack safe, Nick, now 4, has the uncanny ability to step right on his balls during cuddling, or while sitting on the couch, or while roughhousing…,or during dinner…

  6. Jess (Tancasts #1 Married Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Last night after my wife and got out from seeing Watchmen, I turned to her and asked:

    “So do you think tonight I can stick my Night Owl in your Silk Spectre?”

    And since we are married I’m sure you can figure out what the answer was.

    Great fucking show guys, really funny!

  7. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Ha haha!!! Our listeners are awesome!

    Oh and Gino…I didn’t spoil anything. Too much happens for me to give it away. But I would see it before next week if you can…because Noah has seen it now, so you know t hat that means…”TANcast 041 – Spoiler Alert” lol

  8. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Oh great, I’m going to have to put off listening to Episode 41. Thanks for the warning, Tim.

  9. ChelseaNo Gravatar Says:

    Just finished watching “Zak & Miri”, now I know why all the bad reviews. WAY too artie fartie Kevin, stick to what you do best. Mall Rats!

  10. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    How was a chick who does anal for laxative reasons and Jason Mewes explaining the Dutch Windmill?

  11. JoNo Gravatar Says:

    I loved Noah’s story of his experience with the doctor. It’s made me realise just how much personal stuff you guys all share – TANcast would be so dull (and short) without all the anecdotes 🙂 Thank you TANmen! The verbal sparring over Andy’s nut-sitting activites was also a highlight!

    Can we look forward to less penis next week? 😀

    Good luck too Andy!

  12. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    Gino, I like to call everyone by their nicknames, even helicopters. This is why I call Tim and Noah “Cockmouth” and “Jimmypants”, in some order or another.

    Princess Edamame and Jo and anyone else I missed, thanks for the well-wishings. I have one or two interviews tomorrow. I’m crossing EVERYTHING!

    Jo and Alissa (and anyone who just suffered quietly), as you know we typically talk about our lives and other similarly stupid things. Since we are all three of us penis owners, the stupid things will occasionally be our penises. There’s just no way around it.

    I can’t speak for Noah and Tim, but I for one will try to tuck mine back a bit next week.

    Instead, I’ll be discussing my third nipple.

    I use it to suckle my demon familiar.

  13. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Your son?

  14. Jess (Tancasts #1 Married Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I have a 3rd nipple too!

    But it’s on my penis.

  15. Todd (Tancast's #5 Biggest Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Third Nipples rule! I don’t have one, but I support those who do.

  16. DJ Technoid (TANcast's Numberless Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Sort of unrelated to this podcast, Tim, but… Do you know when your Hell’s Kitchen episode will be on yet? Been watching for you, but haven’t caught you in the scenes yet.

    Thoroughly enjoyable episode 40, btw!

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