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In TANcast 74, we once again reach out to you to solve an argument for us. This time it’s more important that religion, politics, or even Indian Jones…this time we’re talking pizza.
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Vote with your heart (or your stomach) [...]

Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 18
One day, probably a Friday, while at Double D’s Sports Grille in Los Gatos, CA with Tim and Noah I got my hands on some crayons and a paper placemat. I proceeded to draw the punchline for the joke “What is green and red and goes 100 mph?” on said [...]

Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 10
It’s hard damn work being as seriously epic as I am.
In size.
Around the waist.
It’s like the opposite of conditioning yourself for a marathon. I studiously avoid even casual levels of exertion. I vigilantly watch my diet, lest an errant green threaten to unclog arteries and intestines. I am especially careful [...]

Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 4
My last two stupid recipes were delicacies that could be turned quickly and effortlessly into poo. Witness, dearest readers, a concoction that you can convert instead directly into shame. Consumed in sufficient quantity, you might even augment the shame by pooing on yourself, especially if you are lactose-intolerant.
I am merely [...]

This is the second in my ongoing series of extremely stupid things you can whip up and shove in your head-hole to eventually convert into some poop.
Today I bring you a recent creation, dreamed up by my wife on Monday and whipped up by me minutes later…
Four-Cheese Macaroni

Get yourself one box each of Kraft Macaroni [...]

This is the first in what will become a series of posts: Stupid recipes you’ll probably never need or want but which Andy either finds delicious or made up to feel clever.
For the initial entry, a classic from my childhood…
Cottage Cheese, Yogurt, and Applesauce

Procure a jar of applesauce. Any brand and style will do, though [...]

So I bought way too many strawberries for me to eat all by myself. Even with my might gut. So I asked my fiancee what I should do and she said make a crisp. That is what I did. You can see the product of my loins below.

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My mission to make a healthier McDonald’s Sausage Egg Mcmuffin turned out quite well I think. I used veggie patties (Safeway brand), whole wheat English Muffins, light cheese, Heart Smart butter substitute and regular eggs. I even made the egg cylinder like.

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