I think I’m done with July. I mean, I bought a my first house in July, my mom’s birthday is in July, my wedding anniversary is in July, the 4th of July is in July, but I think I’m just done with it, on the whole.
I’ve been looking forward to the iPhone OS 3.0 release for a while now, and today’s Apple Worldwide Developer Conference keynote gave some final confirmations on features and a release date: June 17. I’m getting an awful lot of the features I’d hoped for, including: Safari: Remembers and auto-fills login info, opens links in a […]
Over the last 6 months, we have had just shy of 50% more visits from New Orleans than from the next most represented city (Richmond). The Big Easy almost doubles Los Angeles, where one of us lives. It’s responsible for more than 10 times the traffic that Atlanta (the city, not the metro area) sends […]
Fuck it. I’ve been dancing around, trying to keep everything consistent, and it’s getting confusing. I’ve done a lot of soul-searching and I’ve come to the conclusion it just isn’t worth the effort anymore. It’s time to unmask the monkey…
This is the second in my ongoing series of extremely stupid things you can whip up and shove in your head-hole to eventually convert into some poop. Today I bring you a recent creation, dreamed up by my wife on Monday and whipped up by me minutes later… Four-Cheese Macaroni Get yourself one box each […]
To Santa Steve, I know you’re supposed to be announcing the iPhone/iTouchMyselfPod OS 3.0 later today, but I’ve been putting together a list of things I’d like to see fixed, added, improved, and/or changed at some point in the near future, and I wanted to post them before you One More Thing-ed us. For all […]
Years ago, America Online flooded everyone’s mailboxes (real ones, not “inboxes”) with floppy diskettes and CDs promising easy access to Teh Intarwebz. Millions bought in, signed up, and logged on. Of those, tens or hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions, were idiots, children, or idiot children. Human discourse has not been the same since. Everyone […]
One day at work, I fell into a hole in the Internet. My memory of all time before that is hazy and indistinct, like a dream soon to fade at the morning. It was as if bash.org’s Quote Database was all there had ever been of my real life, and the rest was just an […]
This is the first in what will become a series of posts: Stupid recipes you’ll probably never need or want but which Andy either finds delicious or made up to feel clever. For the initial entry, a classic from my childhood… Cottage Cheese, Yogurt, and Applesauce Procure a jar of applesauce. Any brand and style […]
… but how sick are you? As promised in the last TANcast, I have here for your viewing pleasure a funny little video from CollegeHumor about the one kind of porn you can’t find online. The video is funny, but the real treat is playing a “Where’s Waldo?” -esque game of trying to spot all […]