So I was at church on Christmas eve, and the priest was talking about the Innkeeper from the Biblical Nativity story.
For those of you who aren’t aware, here’s the back story. Mary is pregnant with Jesus. She and her husband, Joseph, are traveling and trying to find a place to stay. I’m not sure why [...]
For those of you who “missed” Carrie Prejean’s interview on Larry King live. (“I wouldn’t say I ‘missed it,’ Bob”) You should check out this video. If you get passed her sucking Sarah Palin’s floppy dick, you can watch her be an idiot and almost walk off the show (Starting at about 0:55)
So unless you [...]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 14
The following is an open letter to the National Rifle Association, inspired the events of this morning.
Dear Pieces of Shit at the NRA:
I received a call today on behalf of your organization from (703) 656-9940. I’m uncertain whether I spoke to one of your paid staffers, a volunteer, or an [...]
30 Days and 30 Blogs: Day 4
Let me start off by saying that if you hate name-calling rants filled with sarcasm and cheap pot shots…this blog is not for you. I’m fairly well informed and I do have a point under all this…but mostly this is my time to say, “Fuck off, right wing douches, [...]
Because Orly Taitz can’t read, I offer the following open letter to all “birthers” and related fucktards who insist, at great volume and with absurd conviction, that Barack Obama is not eligible to be President of the United States as he is not a “a natural born Citizen” (see Article Two, Section 1, Clause 5 [...]
Last night I decided stopping my stomach from growling immediately was worth more than my long term health, so I stopped in at a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut to do some serious damage to my innards.
Then I noticed this place was hiring when I saw this:
Let’s look closely at this poster. Not only is that [...]
I tried cooking steak based on this recipe from The Amateur Gourmet. It came out a bit too salty but that was my fault. Luckily I have some more steak to try again. I will keep you posted on my salty meat.
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To all those political partisans currently resorting to histrionics and hand-waving: Failing to seat even a single delegate from Michigan or Florida at the Democratic National Convention is not in any way like Jim Crow laws or any other form of racist (or sexist) voter disenfranchisement.
I think this is an especially disingenuous claim to make [...]
I was just asked by a friend:
Who said this: “Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their, their love with women all across this country.”
As with every quote I’m quizzed on, I passed it through my “If a monkey could talk, would it say ______?” filter.
If [...]
A day after saying of John Edwards (the Presidential Candidate, not The Biggest Douche in the Universe) “If I’m going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I’ll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot,” the useless cunt who will hereafter be referred to as “Useless Cunt” (see blog [...]