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Vegetarians Ruin Pizza Day

December 17th, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

31 Blogs of Christmas
Day 17

If you’re planning a holiday pizza party, I’ve got some (un)friendly advice for you: don’t invite the vegetarians.

Look vegetarians, I’m sure you’re nice people and there is no doubt great merit to your life style choice, but it makes a pizza party suuuuuuuuck. I was recently at a pizza party for close to a hundred people. They got equal numbers of meat pizzas and veggie pizzas.

Here’s the last peperoni pizza box after about 15-20 minutes…

Now here’s one of the veggie pizza boxes 15-20 minutes AFTER THE PARTY WAS OVER!!!

And oh if that were the only vegetarian offering still around afterward. There were plenty more but I was getting strange looks for taking the pictures.

All that waste of perfectly good crust and dough on worthless vegetables. A pizza party is no time to eat healthy, people. You’ve lost. Just give up and let me have my meat.

Happy ****ing holidays!

One Response to “Vegetarians Ruin Pizza Day”

  1. Dean Says:

    Math fail… they should’ve gotten 2/3 meat and 1/3 veggie. Or even only 25% veggie. We used to get two veggie pizzas for our IT lunches to accommodate halal/kosher/Hindu tastes. Worked out fine BECAUSE WE COULD DO THE MATH!

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