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People Need to Stop Having Children

September 14th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

30 Days and 30 Blogs: Day 14

So my mom at I are at Disneyland yesterday for her birthday. You would expect that this story is filled with nothing but joy and happiness. You would be wrong. It was sullied before it even began.

My mom and I are on the tram to go from the parking lot to Disneyland. There is a little kid sitting across from us. He starts kicking his feet into my mom’s shins. The adult with him does nothing and says nothing. Finally my mom says, “You wanna quit kicking me?” To which the adult responds with an ultra helpful, “be careful” to the kid. (Said with all the concern of someone who doesn’t give a tenth of a crap. Then the little turd kicks my mom again. He tosses off an “I’m sorry” that’s as believable as the average Fox News story.

Finally we get off the tram and the kid and the adult catch up with some other adult who is apparently the actual mother. Does she say, “Hey your idiot kid was kicking some lady” when she talks to her? Nope. She COMPLAINS ABOUT MY MOM TALKING TO THE KID! She does this while we are both in earshot so my mom says, “Yeah I sure did.” To which non-mother adult says, “You’re repulsive.” At this point I had to jump in, “SHE’S repulsive for getting kicked by your kid?! How does that make sense?” Finally my mom says, “You know what I don’t need to ruin my day with this. Have a fun day at the park.”

I hope that abomination of a human being is reading this because you need to know that you are a piece of shit! You should not let your children do whatever they want. You have to set rules or else they grow up to be like Noah (I’ve just learned he’s not reading any of my blogs…so fuck him HA!) I just want that lady to know that it’s because of adults like her that I hate most children.

That night there was a huge accident on the 5 as my mom was driving home…I hope it was them. That’s not evil. SOMEONE already had an accident. I’m just saying if I could choose the victim, it would be that whore and her family. Is that so wrong?

9 Responses to “People Need to Stop Having Children”

  1. Matt (tancasts #1 and only Reno fan) Says:

    i know how you feel. my last trip to disneyland i was on pirates and a lady was taking pictures rite behind me and she was with her kid. they had to interupt the ride and tell people not to take flash photography. rite after that anouncement she took another picture. so i turned around and said to the lady “did you not hear the anouncement” and she said “yes i heard it” and then i said “thats what i thought” she did stop taking pictures afterthat. but if parents behave this way how can we expect kids to. this is whats wrong with this society the stupid people keep breeding.

  2. Matt (tancasts #1 and only Reno fan) Says:

    kids to behave properly i ment

  3. Jason (TANcast's Newest CA Resident Fan) Says:

    Tim you are so right. Everytime i go to the parks and try to enjoy spending some time with my girlfriend some douche family ends up ruining it. Most of the time it tends to be teenagers ie: a group of teens started smoking weed on the haunted mansion while we were on the ride, but lately i am noticing parents who are just as douchey as their kids. I know not everyone is a disney geek like me but I just wanna grab these people and tell them to have some fuckin respect. I didn’t pay money to get in to watch people be assholes. Why would you pay $72 or more to go somewhere and just be a dick? Doesn’t make sense to me but then again my parents taught me manners. Its called birth control people… USE IT or just stop fuckin!

  4. Dean Says:

    Told the Little Sunflower recently that it’s our job as parents to make it so people can stand to be around her.

  5. Kevin (TANcast's #1 Missourian Fan) Says:

    Amen!

  6. Teresa Says:

    Oh my word – I would have went off on that lady. And that kid is gonna get smacked in Walmart by a stranger someday.

    Kudos to your Mom for maintaining her cool and rising above it.

  7. mariah Says:

    omg what a bunch of assholes! i’m glad it didn’t ruin your day. i’d be pretty damn pissed. whats wrong with people?

  8. Melanie Says:

    Dean, I love it. We are forever telling our kid it’s our job to make him a man. That he doesn’t have to like it, but that he’ll thank us for it when he’s a man.

    TIm, your Mom sounds like a classy lady.

  9. Andy Says:

    That lady will never know how lucky she was she called Tim’s mom repulsive and not my mom.

    Tim’s mom responded with class and dignity. My mom probably would not have had a chance to do likewise before her hothead son ground a stupid cunt’s face into burger using Disneyland’s asphalt.

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