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Stupid Advertisements: Jamba Juice Breakfast Wraps

October 3rd, 2011 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)


Day 3:

I loves me some Jamba Juice. I only go once, maybe twice, a month so I always order the same thing (Citrus Squeeze). I should probably try something new but I don’t want to take any chances that my one Jamba trip for the month will not be delicious. I like what I like. Plus, their ads don’t do a great job of convincing me to try something new…

That ad looks fine at first glance…but take a closer look at the text. It says “try all three,” with an arrow pointing to the food. Now look at the food. I see two wraps and an egg (still in it’s shell) sitting on leaf. Is the egg the third breakfast wrap? How lazy is that?!

I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt that that they at least hard boiled the egg so it’s not just raw egg goo in there. Even then, are you telling me a hard boiled egg and a leaf is my wrap? I gotta take the time to peel off the shell (which, as I recall, is a pain in the butt) and then…wrap the leaf around it? Yum! Is that leaf even edible? Did it just blow in and land near the snacks? Or did Indiana Jones swap out the real third wrap with that egg?

Whatever the case, I’m not buying any of these wraps. Ad fail!

One Response to “Stupid Advertisements: Jamba Juice Breakfast Wraps”

  1. Lindsey #1 Harry Potter/Doctor Who/Merlin/Is it British? I'll watch it Fan Says:

    Running a hard boiled egg under water while you peel it makes it easier.

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