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TANcast 049 – Star Trek is Scene Unseen and also Seen

May 11th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts. Listener discretion is advised.

In another typical TANcast move, the boys review Star Trek in the style of Scene Unseen podcast (sort of…not really).  Plus the boys talk Mother’s Day, naughty things at Disneyland, unemployment, the limitations of the iPhone, how to save CSI, why Slate Spoiler Special sucks, and Kevin Smith. Even after all that they have enough time to talk about MORE movies like Wolverine, Transformers 2, GI Joe, and Terminator Salvation.

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Jo, Dave, and Jess!!!
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15 Responses to “TANcast 049 – Star Trek is Scene Unseen and also Seen”

  1. Jo Says:

    Ha ha Tim, it’s”assistance in fruit isle” like “resistance is futile” . . .there’s no ‘the’. Almost nailed it! Now onto the rest of the podcast.

  2. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    D’oh! Joke reading FAIL!!!

  3. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) Says:

    You’re laugh could be lowered slightly, Tim. “Lllink!!!” could be made into a “dink” or some smaller sound.

  4. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    There were wicked audio level problems all through this episode. I was just listening in the car, and it’s impossible to hear Andy unless you turn the volume up so loud that I blow your ears out what I talk. My apologies, kids. I’ll do better next time.

  5. Jess (TANcasts #1 unemployed fan) Says:

    Great show guys.

    Thanks for the shout out. Still no new job, but listening to TANcast makes the searching process a lot better.

    I agree with Bryce that the “lllink!!” could be changed with just the sparkly noise that goes with it.

    Or just replace it with the hot voice of your wife saying…… aw hell, anything!! I wouldn’t mind that!!

    TANfan 4 life.

  6. DJ Technoid (TANcast's Numberless Fan) Says:

    Anyone besides me having trouble downloading this episode from iTunes? I got it from here, but cannot from the i people, errorzzz

  7. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    For me it paused and I had to stop and restart it…but it worked fine after that….but I think my whole internet went down so I’m not sure.

  8. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan) Says:

    I didn’t have the same sound level issues that you reported, Tim. I noticed the hum on Noah’s track, but it was okay. No probs with the DL.

  9. Princess Edamame - #12 Says:

    I had the same problems as TIm, so I’m glad he noticed too – I won’t have to bust him…

    By the way – as the mother of a 4 y/o boy, I could use some advice from those of you with balls. My kid’s discovered his, and annouced this in the bath yesterday with “Mommy – I found a ball under my penis!” “Are there two?” “Yes!” “In the bag under the penis? Those are your balls.”

    So this morning when he asked what the balls in his “pack” make, what should I tell him, and how do I get him to stop grabbing them in front of others, when he thinks it so fucking hilarious?

  10. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    Princess…I hate to tell you this, but I just grabbed my balls in public an hour ago. We never grow out of it….because it never stops being hilarious!

  11. Princess Edamame - #12 Says:

    All right then, Tim – at least I know what I’m in for!


  12. Noah Says:

    Princess….tell him the stuff in is pack makes money and take him to a sperm bank.

  13. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Says:

    Princess, there is about a 1 in 1,000,000,000 chance that he will at some point stop seeing it as funny, so don’t give up hope entirely. Just realize there is that insanely small chance he will. At some point, I realized there are far more entertaining ways to fuck with people in public, so I gave it up in favor of funnier stuff. And on that note, my mom just got home with my orange juice (best drink ever), so I think I’ll try to avoid messing with her too much tonight. So bribery IS an option, Princess, it’s just not guaranteed to work.

  14. Logan Says:

    Yeah before you know it you will catch him peeing in public, at least we usually out grow that 😛

  15. Princess Edamame - #12 Says:

    He already pees at my community garden. In the neighbor’s plot, of course.

    Thanks for the “tips”, guys. maybe if I give him two new Speed Racer of Thomas the Tank Engine toys, he won’t have any free hand to grab his sack.

    Noah, it’s a good thought for a few years from now, but at this point, I don’t think his swimmerless spunk will be making anybody any money. 🙂

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