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TANcast 054 – New Babb Flab Soap

June 15th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week’s episode features Dane Cook ruining T&A, the Konami Code, needlessly hostile movie reviews (Star Trek, Dark Knight, Batman 1989, Sahara 1943, I Want to Live, Stand By Me, Disney’s Earth, Dune, the Highlander series), Toaster Ovens taking on Microwaves, house shopping in California vs Georgia, Car Talk from Tim, The Great Pee Chee Folder debate, The TANboys grow old, Mignon Fogarty goes behind the Grammar, the sad tale of Tim’s old car, gay marriage bans are still stupid, plus the worst circumcision idea ever!

This week’s TANlaughs were submitted by Emily, Todd, Heidi, and Todd (again).
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Kougar Magazine

Showgirls DVD “code”

Star Trek “The Summit”

Movies Based on a True Story that are Bullshit from Cracked.com

MMA Fail

Pee Chee Folders

New Podcast from Grammar Girl (Mignon Fogerty)

Financial advice from Seth Green

Insanity Test

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16 Responses to “TANcast 054 – New Babb Flab Soap”

  1. Alissa (Tancast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    (And Thomas Jefferson pwns. Altho not as much as Teddy R. but he’s still pretty cool beans)
    Yea, I’m a little addicted to that podcast. And my AP us history teacher back in high school was totally drinking the Thomas Jefferson kool-aid and it did rub off on me a bit. (sex joke)

  2. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    Are you saying you did it with your AP Us History teacher?

  3. Kris (TANcast's #1 Gay Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Thanks again guys for your gay support! I am so glad that Noah came out of the closet. Andy do you hstill have the shitVo or did you finally get a TiVo again? Tim, I love the porn sounds that was HOT! The best gay gift to buy is a jockstrap not a braclet.

  4. Alissa (Tancast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:


  5. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I love it!

  6. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    My AP history teacher was cute, but he was a Lincoln-freak, so I could never have slept with him…

  7. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    My AP English teacher was a hottie red head. Fire crotch!

  8. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    My AP US History teacher was an older (mid-to-late-50’s?) dude with a sort of droning delivery, but he was a good lecturer. I passed the class and got a 4 on the AP test without cracking the book much all year. The binding still made that “new textbook crackle” sound when I opened it to study for the final exam…

    He was also polite enough to overlook my buddy and I doing Beavis and Butthead in the back row. I didn’t bang him, but I probably should have. You know, as a thank-you.

    Or at least bought him a jockstrap.

    Speaking of which, thanks, Kris, for always being there to remind us retards that we actually know nothing about gays in their natural habitat. And to answer your question, I have both a TiVo and a DirecTV DVR (a.k.a. “shitVo”). If DirecTV ever gets off their asses and releases the long-promised (and now delayed to 2010) HD DirecTiVo I’ll put that in the living room, move the working TiVo to the master BR, and hold a ceremonial moonlight sacrifice of the shitVo.

  9. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    My AP History teacher did not exist because I did not take AP History.

    And Kris, I wish I had talked to you before I blew all that cash on bracelets.

  10. Jason (TANcast's Tallest Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Which member of the tancast nation is gonna be the first to try that deep fried jizm? I was listening at work and I laughed so hard that I started crying. Classic tancast!!!

  11. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    Oh, sweet, sweet, Noah, let me tell you a story about houses, kids, and the rooms you think you’re going to get…
    Hubby and I bought a 3-BR house. We thought we’d have a kid one day, and that would be perfect. We’d have our room, and office/practice room, and a room for the little prince. While we were kidless, we had a guest room and an office/ practice room.
    Then I got knocked up. The office became the baby’s room, and we had a guest room. Hubby started practicing in our BR, and we got a laptop and moved the “office” down to our parlor.
    Then, we realized that as small as a baby is, THEY HAVE A LOT OF SHIT. It had to go somewhere. Now, Nick has a bedroom, a playroom, and his own bathroom, and we have only a bedroom. No guest room, no office, and no peace.
    Good luck, dear. Be strong. 🙂

  12. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    Princess sounds like your kid is living it large 🙂

  13. Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Lil’ Nick was on the first episode of “Cribs” …and back then the title made more sense…because Nick was a baby! 🙂

  14. Princess Edamame - #12No Gravatar Says:

    You got it, T-Babb!

  15. ChelseaNo Gravatar Says:

    okay so I’m alittle late on listening to this podcast….

    FYI that high pitch noise at the very end, really pisses off dogs … or at least mine.

  16. Mysterious Matt (TANcast's #1 Mysterious Archives Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Just relistening to this classic TAN, and one line from Andy stuck out to me:
    “these fortunate humans who can’t have babies”
    Andy was talking about immortals in Highlander at the time, but I couldn’t help but think “yep, that’s a guy who’s just been thrown up on by his kid, alright”.

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