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TANcast 053 – I Hope Your House Has Termites

June 7th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, the boys sing the praises of cracked.com, Tim praises the film “Up,” the boys find plot holes in the Terminator series, talk life and death in comic books (Batman, Captain America, and Wolverine), Glenn Beck and Tim cry like little bitches, the boys talk TV (Mentalist, Psych, Royal Pains, Burn Notice, and Mythbusters), the boys almost ruin their marriages, the fickle nature of TV cancellation is lamented, Todd and Mike send in internet sites to waste more of your time, and the show runs out of gas right at the end.

This week’s TANlaugh were submitted by Jo, Todd, and Mike.
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13 Responses to “TANcast 053 – I Hope Your House Has Termites”

  1. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Says:

    Alright, so I just started, but dammit people! After last night, anyone mentioning the Japanese is going to make me laugh hysterically!

  2. Alissa (Tancast's #1 Female Fan) Says:

    Mike….that makes me extremely nervous.
    And I’m with Tim. Up was awesome.

  3. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) Says:

    I’m so glad the audio came out ok. Bonnaroo next week!

  4. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Says:

    Alissa: It’s an inside joke with a few of my friends, and so the Japanese people are totally hilarious to me.

    Andy, I have season 1 of Burn Notice on DVD. Burn Notice is my favorite show, and I’ve seen every single episode. It seems like USA takes your crappy cliche shows (doctor, cops, etc) and adds their own little twist so you don’t just go “oh, it’s Law & Order,” or “Oh, it’s ER.” I’m glad to hear I’m not the only one who thought The Mentalist sounded like a ripoff of Psyche.

  5. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Says:

    By the way, I thought you should all know that in Kawasaki Japan they have a yearly “Festival of the Steel Phallus.” Which I think is where they travel around stealing men’s penises and steeling them (similar to bronzing, but with steel). Therefore, I fear the Japanese enough I’m not looking further into the Festival of the Steel Phallus, for fear that A) I’m right, or B) It’s worse… someone else can research the festival if they’re curious.

  6. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie Fan) Says:

    Purely out of solidarity with Andy, I took the time to do a brief but academically valid study of Heather Graham on Google images.



    No, they are not huge. Yes, they are great.

  7. Logan Says:

    Mmmm heather gram. I think that is a very good choice. They are bigger, but I am a whole package kind of guy. Yeah thats right I like the package….wait…umm….

  8. Logan Says:

    That was suppose to be “There are bigger” but I must of still been looking at the photos 😛

  9. Nate Says:

    That new link sound makes me check my coffee cup each time I hear it…. please change it back next show…

  10. DJ Technoid (TANcast's Numberless Fan) Says:

    Noah, dude, I have to say you were ON in this episode! Good times!

  11. Dean Says:

    TANgential discussion of boobage and no one mentions Anne Hathaway again?

    RE: IMDB and breast measurements, Andy said, “Every time I COME ACROSS IT.” [insert juvenile snicker here]

    RE: Terminator inconsistencies, can’t Terminators NOT self-terminate (cf. T2)? So no detonating their own cores?

    RE: The Mentalist. The Little Sunflower likes that show and appreciates that Tim Kang (AKA the AT&T Asian Guy) is on there.

  12. Matt Says:


    i think in the first terminator it talks about how the humans are inslaved by skynet and are forced to work for them

  13. watch burn notice Says:

    burn notice is awesome

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