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TANcast 205 – If It Weren’t For Those Termites, We Wouldn’t Have TANcast

July 8th, 2012 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Noah sees 5 movies, Tim prepares for a sweet vacation, and Andy rants about healthcare

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13 Responses to “TANcast 205 – If It Weren’t For Those Termites, We Wouldn’t Have TANcast”

  1. Jesus #1 Fucking Pie Dream KillerNo Gravatar Says:

    1) I’m excited to see “The Hobbit” but it sucks that Smaug won’t be in part one.

    2) I will see “The Dark Knight Rises” but I am NOT happy about Not-Bane. He’s too small, his mask sucks, and he’s too white, Bane, is half white, or rather European, but he’s mostly Latino…WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IN THE MOVIE?! ESE PUTO PUEDE IR A COMER MIERDA!

    3) As for Spidey, one, I hope it turns out that Peter’s dad was only working for Oscorp while he was on assignment as a spy. Two, why does the Lizard look like Killer Kroc? Three, if they’re in high school, can we get 15 year old actors to play 15 year old character? And four, SPOILERS! You know Gwen’s gonna end up dying in one of the sequels. You know, after she sleeps with Norman Osbourne and has his mutant Goblin kids. But I still wanna see it.

    4) Damn spoilers and haters of the movie have ruined “Brave” for me.

    and 5) Believe it or not, I have yet to the Avengers, so hopefully no spoilers from here to September or when the Blu-Ray comes out.

    and 6) If you haven’t seen First Class as of now, you’re not missing much in my opinion. I haven’t seen it, not because I’m shit broke, but because I am boycotting that continuity killing fuck hole of a movie. That was NOT the first class, that was Xavier’s secret team of X-Men basically.

  2. GeneNo Gravatar Says:

    Other than Kingdom Hearts, video game crossover properties are really only common among fighting games (Street Fighter vs Tekken, Capcom Vs SNK, Super Smash Bros (it’s had Solid Snake and Sonic the Hedgehog), Soul Calibur (Vader, Link, and Spawn).

  3. Jesus #1 Fucking Pie Dream KillerNo Gravatar Says:

    Did you guys record this on the 4th? I thought I heard fireworks going off in the background.

  4. Sam OliverNo Gravatar Says:

    Best of luck with the termites. Ted looks like it could be very funny and perhaps a franchise?

  5. Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)No Gravatar Says:

    Jesus: It’s “Hansom Bobe” from RocknRolla (o, si lo prefieres, “Shinzon” de Star Trek: Nemesis)! I know, a pasty Londoner is totally how I pictured a life-long Caribbean prisoner would look.

    See X-Men: First Class. I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised.

    And as for The Avengers, it turns out that Nick Fury is really Jules Winnfield in disguise… Oh, spoiler alert…

  6. Jesus #1 Fucking Pie Dream KillerNo Gravatar Says:

    @Andy, I’m sorry, but I’m set in my ways with Bane, he may be half English or European, but he takes after his mother, I don’t care If Nolan’s films are supposed to reflect reality, Bane’s one of the most normal out of all of Batman’s rouges gallery aside, he’s pretty much on super steroids, his mask is supposed to be a Luchador mask, not spider/facehugger hybrid, ugh! It’s like making a Pirates of Dark Water movie and instead of casting Danny Trejo as Ioz, they cast Jim Carey. I’m not denying his acting, I’m just saying, if you cast Bane, he should fit the history, and look like he can break the Bat.

    As for First Class, I know it’s a good movie, I just don’t want to see it because aside from Beast, that’s not the First Class. And it’s not that it just kills the comics, but it kills the other X-Men movies, Wolverine didn’t even do that! Wolverine at least made up so that it could fit in the time line of the other movies.

    And the Avengers, or rather, the Ultimates, I hope they reveal that Nick Fury was a part of the Weapon + program. Seeing as how Ultimate Nick Fury took Nick Fury and Patriot’s grandfather’s origins and mushed them together.

  7. Jesus A.K.A. Lobo Malo: The Fucking Pissed Off Comic Geek!No Gravatar Says:

    No, you know what?! Thus ends the era of the Pie Dream Killer. My geek side is taking over. At first it was just for my YouTube channel, LoboMaloArte *shameless plug*. Now it’s coming here! Nolan has made a powerless enemy, tonight, the Bad Wolf rises!

  8. Jesus A.K.A. Lobo Malo: The Fucking Pissed Off Comic Geek!No Gravatar Says:

    Wait, Shinzon……you mean, Nolan, you mean he picked the man who raped Counselor Deanna Troi to play the man who breaks the Bat?! Nolan, I hope your next movie sends you to Mexico, you drink the water, and suffer from Montezuma’s Revenge the entire time you’re there! I hope it hits you so bad that you end up having to wear Depends and the only one who can clean you off is an overweight man named Paco! CHUPA!

  9. Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)No Gravatar Says:

    … and Ultimate Fury’s look was modeled on Samuel L. Jackson, IIRC…

    By the way, I was being facetious when I said Bane (a demonstrably brown dude, if from Caribbean sun alone) was a great casting choice. 🙂

  10. Jesus A.K.A. Lobo Malo: The Fucking Pissed Off Comic Geek!No Gravatar Says:

    If Bane’s skin color is from the sun or his heritage it doesn’t matter, Hard was the wrong choice, the only one worse was the one from Batman & Robin. And I know, I was actually apologizing for my behavior. Here I am, Mr. Semi Practicing Catholic, the person who says that the only thing he takes from Catholicism, is to treat other with love and respect no matter what and look how I behave. I even apologize for the malice behind what I said about Nolan. Do I mean it? Maybe, which is why I chose the runs as opposed to pain or death. Did I lose respect for him? No because I no he is an “artist” in his own right and he has to make choices that differ from the source material. But at the same, YOU STILL HAVE TO PAY RESPECT TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL! See, I’ll call myself on my actions, how many people do you know that can say that about themselves?

  11. Chris (TANcast #33 Disneyland fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Tim have you been able to see Cars land yet

  12. ChelseaNo Gravatar Says:

    http://youtu.be/CseO1XRYs9I Oh my gosh perfect! Go the Fuck to Sleep – Read by Samuel L. Jackson

  13. Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)No Gravatar Says:


    Chelsea, the world is now a more perfect place.

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