Because Orly Taitz can’t read, I offer the following open letter to all “birthers” and related fucktards who insist, at great volume and with absurd conviction, that Barack Obama is not eligible to be President of the United States as he is not a “a natural born Citizen” (see Article Two, Section 1, Clause 5 […]
I’ve been looking forward to the iPhone OS 3.0 release for a while now, and today’s Apple Worldwide Developer Conference keynote gave some final confirmations on features and a release date: June 17. I’m getting an awful lot of the features I’d hoped for, including: Safari: Remembers and auto-fills login info, opens links in a […]
Years ago, America Online flooded everyone’s mailboxes (real ones, not “inboxes”) with floppy diskettes and CDs promising easy access to Teh Intarwebz. Millions bought in, signed up, and logged on. Of those, tens or hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions, were idiots, children, or idiot children. Human discourse has not been the same since. Everyone […]
I’m not sure what I can say to make this sound funnier than just quoting PETA‘s own press release title: PETA Asks Ben & Jerry’s to Dump Dairy and Go With Human Milk Instead No offense to vegetarians or vegans (looking at you, mom and Iris), but seriously, how fucked up are these people? Either […]
There is an old adage, relative to the life of the Internet at least, about how arguing on said Internet is like… well, let’s just say it is likely to prove that both sides are idiots. Just after George Carlin passed, I came across yet another best-of-Carlin compilation on YouTube, but the person who posted […]
I was just asked by a friend: Who said this: “Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their, their love with women all across this country.” As with every quote I’m quizzed on, I passed it through my “If a monkey could talk, would it say […]
I only have one thing to say in reply to this video, and that is… America! FUCK YEAH! Coming again, to save the mother fucking day, yeah. America! FUCK YEAH! Freedom is the only way, yeah. Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too America! FUCK YEAH! So lick my butt […]
I read this article and laughed my silly ass off. I imagined the conversation went something like this: i b n Ya: Hey, sexy islama-mama. I bet u’v got sum nice burka-biscuts. Hottimah: LOL. U R 2 much. I M single and horny. Wanna go ‘la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la’ 2gether, u stud? i b n Ya: U bet […]
I have long argued that people need to pass a test on critical thinking before they be allowed to vote. As it stands, voters (especially here in California, even several I know and love) tend to vote from emotion or whim rather than based on facts or careful examination of ALL sides of an issue. […]