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Not too hard to tell…

April 10th, 2008 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

I was just asked by a friend:

Who said this: “Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their, their love with women all across this country.”

As with every quote I’m quizzed on, I passed it through my “If a monkey could talk, would it say ______?” filter.

If the filter returns “No monkey is that stupid,” then I know George W. Bush said it.

If the answer is “Yes, a talking monkey would definitely say that,” then I am forced to guess between “Fox News Anchor”, “Reality TV Star”, “Fox News Correspondent”, “Pop Princess”, and, of course, “Miraculous Talking Monkey”.

In this case I obviously chose Bush.  And I was right.  He said it in a speech in Poplar Bluff, Mo. on September 6, 2004.

I guess the blog title’s meaning is twofold: It was not too hard for me to tell who pulled that nugget out of his butt, and it is not to hard for you, gentle reader, to tell what I think of him.

Please do keep in mind that I am NOT a Democrat and this isn’t partisan bull.  I just hate stupid people being in charge of important things, and I consider America to be pretty important.

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