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March 25th, 2005 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

I read this article and laughed my silly ass off. I imagined the conversation went something like this:

i b n Ya: Hey, sexy islama-mama. I bet u’v got sum nice burka-biscuts.
Hottimah: LOL. U R 2 much. I M single and horny. Wanna go ‘la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la’ 2gether, u stud?
i b n Ya: U bet ur schweet Allah I do! I’ll show you 7 pillars you won’t forget.

later…

“Sanaa?”
“Bakr!”
“What the fuck? YOU SAID YOU WERE SINGLE! AND ALSO SOMEONE ELSE!”
“Well, you said you were hung like a camel, and we both know THAT isn’t true…”

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