I read this article and laughed my silly ass off. I imagined the conversation went something like this:
i b n Ya: Hey, sexy islama-mama. I bet u’v got sum nice burka-biscuts.
Hottimah: LOL. U R 2 much. I M single and horny. Wanna go ‘la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la’ 2gether, u stud?
i b n Ya: U bet ur schweet Allah I do! I’ll show you 7 pillars you won’t forget.
“What the fuck? YOU SAID YOU WERE SINGLE! AND ALSO SOMEONE ELSE!”
“Well, you said you were hung like a camel, and we both know THAT isn’t true…”