I read this article and laughed my silly ass off. I imagined the conversation went something like this: i b n Ya: Hey, sexy islama-mama. I bet u’v got sum nice burka-biscuts. Hottimah: LOL. U R 2 much. I M single and horny. Wanna go ‘la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la’ 2gether, u stud? i b n Ya: U bet […]
Ominous title for a Valentine’s Day post, eh? Speaking of Mentos, I had the worst dream last night that I think I have had in a decade or more. Woke up uncontrollably upset, if that gives you any clue. I regularly have weird, vivid, often even upsetting dreams, but this is the first time in […]
That is it. It is broken and it will never be fixed. I don’t want to hear shit about “Oh, it will get better.” from anyone. I know it will heal with time, but it will NEVER be anything but broken. We are just going to accept this as part of our lives at some […]
What a week I had. A wondrous week full of surprise and warmth. A truncated timeline follows: Thursday, July 22 – At about midnight or 1 am, on my way back from 5 days of vacation spent house-sitting for my folks with my sweetie I think I feel a bit under the weather. I figure […]