December 1st, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
In another fail-filled episode, Tim spends Thanksgiving in Disneyland, Andy meets a coked up stripper, Noah learns some lessons from his November fast, Noah reviews Ninja Assassin, Tim gets annoyed by bad parents, Andy ponders the psychology of D.P. porn, and finally the wheels come off as usual. (FYI- alternate titles considered for this episode were, “Hate It Forward,” “A Tiny Taste of the Zeitgeist,” “The Tim Flu,” and “Noah Somehow Makes it Gay.” Did we make the right choice?)
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November 30th, 2009 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)
I played a lot of inFAMOUS (I guess that’s how it’s styled) on my PS3 over the long weekend. It’s a fun game, but that shit really screws with your head after a while. I find myself looking at tall buildings like I should climb them in search of power-ups, manhole covers like I should drop in to complete missions, and homeless people like I should try electrocuting them (SPOILER ALERT).
It reminds me of how I and the other TANlads could always tell whether we’d played Grand Theft Auto 3 or Grand Theft Auto: Vice City more recently by whether or not we wanted to steal police cars. In GTA 3 those things had great handling and could take a ton of damage, but in GTA:VC they drove like top-heavy boats.
Then there was Spider-Man 2 on the Xbox and Tim pretending to web-sling and swing through the house and down the halls at his old job.
Maybe that’s the hallmark of a good sandbox game: the degree to which you get mindfucked by it…
PS: 10 TANpoints to the first comment that knows where this post’s title comes from. Don’t be lazy and Google for it. The points are completely worthless.
November 23rd, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week, Noah joins Twitter, Andy slams the Darwin Awards movie, Tim visits the Walt Disney Family Museum, the boys play “Guess her Muff” (those two really shouldn’t have followed each other), Noah presents another installment of his “Cooking By The Book” feature, Tim and Noah get into a stupid argument, and Andy reviews the season finale of South Park.
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November 19th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
That’s right we’re back for the next round of America’s favorite new game show…
Back in round 1, Possible Douche 1 knew the secret hiding spots of two stopped clocks in Disneyland and wouldn’t tell Possible Douche #2 (or the rest of the members of the Disney chat board they were on). One was revealed to be in Sleeping Beauty Castle…but Possible Douche 1 refused to reveal the location of the other clock. Then Possible Douche 2 deliberately wasted Possible Douche 1’s time claiming to have other information Possible Douche 1 was seeking.
November 16th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week, Tim revisits the eternal million dollar question, the boys discuss Body Mass Index (BMI), Tim and Noah have the great Pizza debate, Tim and Andy make fun of contestants on game shows, Tim bemoans the mediocrity of the “CSI Trilogy” (Plus The Mentalist, House, and Fringe), Tim and Andy hate on Star Trek: Voyager, Andy tells a “had to be there story,” and the show ends as it should…as it must…with talk of poop.
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November 16th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
In TANcast 74, we once again reach out to you to solve an argument for us. This time it’s more important that religion, politics, or even Indian Jones…this time we’re talking pizza.
Vote with your heart (or your stomach) and stay tuned for episode 74 to see who’s side you’re on!
November 12th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
For those of you who “missed” Carrie Prejean’s interview on Larry King live. (“I wouldn’t say I ‘missed it,’ Bob”) You should check out this video. If you get passed her sucking Sarah Palin’s floppy dick, you can watch her be an idiot and almost walk off the show (Starting at about 0:55)
So unless you actually have the brain of a beauty pageant queen, you know that the question was not at all inappropriate. She really just didn’t want to admit that the lawsuits were about money and fame more than some ethical position. She didn’t have a good answer, so she jumped straight into offended mode.
Well, Miss Prejean, if you’d like to be offended here are 5 questions Larry SHOULD have asked you: Read the rest of this entry »
November 10th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week the wheels fall off several times over as the boys talk about the latest follies of Miss “Opposite Marriage” California, Twilight, Tim’s showering phobia, acronyms, rape jokes (sorry), gaming systems, a sweet Amazon offer that it is too late for you to take advantage of, Noah’s “diet,” the evils of Wal Mart, and this ends with daddy’s shame.
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November 6th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
So I’m here in Portland for the NACA conference (I showcase Saturday night, baby!) There was an after party tonight at the Doubletree Hotel and I passed that rack of pamphlets for things to do in the area.
You might not be able to see why I’m posting this blog…lets zoom in a little.
Um…for those of you who don’t live around here, Portland is about 1,000 miles away from Knott’s Berry Farm.
“Hey honey, as long as we’re here in Portland, we might as well drive 15 hours to see Knott’s Berry Farm.”
