I have a particular skill or bit of experience that is neither widely-held nor widely-sought. Before you all start speculating (“It’s that thing he does with his tongue!”), I’m not going to talk about the what. For the sake of argument, let’s just say I knit yak hair into festive tea cozies. Let’s go further […]
So I had a fight with my wife recently. Believe it or not, the fight was about Jenny McCarthy. Someone on television (perhaps Daniel Tosh) had poked gentle fun at her, implying, as I recall, that she only looks sane by virtue of standing next to Jim Carrey all the time. Perhaps I have that […]
There will be a plaintive earful in the TANcast we recorded yesterday, but I wanted to toss this up in writing since it’s been on my mind recently. Please don’t out me.
As long as I am creating religions, I figured I should start making up new holidays. If you follow me on Twitter then you already know that starting December 14, which is now the Twelfth Day of Reverse-Christmas, I began stealing an increasing number of random items from my true love. On this, the Twelfth […]
We’ve been doing TANcast for a while, so I think I can finally get something I posted to a private MySpace profile out in the open without being judged unfairly. It is simply this: I hate black people. There! I’ve been wanting to say that out loud for a while now. To be clear, there […]
I played a lot of inFAMOUS (I guess that’s how it’s styled) on my PS3 over the long weekend. It’s a fun game, but that shit really screws with your head after a while. I find myself looking at tall buildings like I should climb them in search of power-ups, manhole covers like I should […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 24 I owe you all a lot of posts. I’m throwing this up first because the clock is ticking. I’ll punch myself in the nuts once I’m done. 2D Boy, the insane geniuses behind World of Goo, are having a sale. You have one day to get this game for […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 22 I don’t know how it happened or when, but somebody hit Google Maps with a big ol’ Stupid Stick. Suddenly dozens of streets (including the one I live on) display the wrong name and most points of interest seem to be at least several hundred yards away from their […]
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 21 I was shopping at the mall today and found some jeans built just how I likes my mens: That’s right. I likes my mens made by Levi’s and on sale for half off. Big whoop! Wanna fight about it?
Andy’s October of Suckage: Day 18 One day, probably a Friday, while at Double D’s Sports Grille in Los Gatos, CA with Tim and Noah I got my hands on some crayons and a paper placemat. I proceeded to draw the punchline for the joke “What is green and red and goes 100 mph?” on […]