Ominous title for a Valentine’s Day post, eh? Speaking of Mentos, I had the worst dream last night that I think I have had in a decade or more. Woke up uncontrollably upset, if that gives you any clue. I regularly have weird, vivid, often even upsetting dreams, but this is the first time in […]
I have long argued that people need to pass a test on critical thinking before they be allowed to vote. As it stands, voters (especially here in California, even several I know and love) tend to vote from emotion or whim rather than based on facts or careful examination of ALL sides of an issue. […]
Last night I humped my new TiVo a little. We just traded in Comcast Cable for the sexy smooveness that is DirecTV and TiVo. We are no longer slaves to that goddamn box. I wanted to go out and check on my laundry, so my roommate paused 24 for me. Paused it. Once I was […]
Ass will be our downfall Driving all mankind to distraction Ass will be our salvation Uniting us against a common foe
That is it. It is broken and it will never be fixed. I don’t want to hear shit about “Oh, it will get better.” from anyone. I know it will heal with time, but it will NEVER be anything but broken. We are just going to accept this as part of our lives at some […]
It just occurred to me that God is like a well-made barbecue burger with bacon and onion rings. You see, both the burger and God are delicious, spicy, reasonably priced, and available at a convenient nearby Carl’s Jr. or other fine fast-food establishment.
Some people (and by that I mean “morons”) have been buying in to a really nifty lie for several years: bottled water is pure and safer than tap water. I call bullshit. If you don’t believe me, go check out the episode of Penn & Teller’s show (Bullshit) on this exact subject. Better yet, check […]
Guess what, boys and girls (and neuters). The Bush administration seems to have lied to us all about the nuclear development work in Iraq! Put bluntly, not only does it now look like Saddam (a.k.a. “The Fucker with the Shoe-Polish Mustache”) had dismantled his nuclear arm development, but the Bush administration knew their “proof” was […]
GI Joe makes me giggle.
Vote your conscience, but do so based on fact, not sound bites or rhetoric you picked up from TV ads and posturing speeches. I swear to God that if I hear ANY of my friends spouting some shit they heard on TV as fact I’ll reconsider that friendship. Being weak is one thing. Being weak-willed […]