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TANcast 214 – I’m Not Plowing Your Snow Drift

September 16th, 2012 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week the boys discuss rape (*sigh* …again), Andy creates a new catch phrase, and it’s the “triumphant” return of the game 6 Degrees and Hold The Bacon.

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.


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This week’s TANlaughs are from Grace, Jesus, and Todd.
Send in YOUR jokes to us at fucktards(at)TANcast.com or YourMom(at)TANcast.com

***SHOW LINKS***

Of Mouse and Man Podcast
http://www.ofmouseandmanpod.com/

Seven Psychopaths
http://youtu.be/OOsd5d8IVoA

Tim on The Angry Dorks Podcast
http://www.skidrowstudios.com/angry-dorks-podcast/2012-09-12/5996/angry-dorks-podcast-09102012

Oracle of Bacon List
http://oracleofbacon.org/center_list.php

SModcast 223
http://smodcast.com/episodes/emo-kev-and-the-24-karat-case-of-love/

Tim’s Bad High School Poem
http://tancast.com/2009/07/19/i-was-a-teenage-moron-bad-poetry/

Soccer Celebration With Special Effects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrZI1ffK01s

Nigel Thornberry Inserted in Random Crap
http://www.reddit.com/r/nigelthornberry

Tim Babb at Rooster T Feathers Oct 11-14, 2012
https://www.roostertfeathers.com/html/searchevents.html?Page=http://www.ticketbiscuit.com/RoosterTFeathers/EventPage.aspx?EID=142509&VD=10/1/2012&

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16 Responses to “TANcast 214 – I’m Not Plowing Your Snow Drift”

  1. Chelsea Says:

    So completely and totally cheated, but yup Tim you were right, Julia and Ryan are both in the movie “Firelies in the Garden”. Here’s the trailer: http://youtu.be/NFCh2agpbd0

  2. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    I can honestly say I have never heard of that movie. I was thinking of one of those Gary Marshall holiday movies where everyone is in them for 5 seconds

  3. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan and NEW #3 Fan/the second A in TANcast/#1 Jokingly-engaged Fan) Says:

    Tim, I’m angry. Here’s why: I am going to be in the bay area in early October. But I leave the 7th. So I got excited while you were whoring yourself out and then was sad.

  4. Jesus A.K.A. Lobo Malo: The Fucking Pissed Off Comic Geek Says:

    Speaking of Cheuy, so it’s my joke, out of all the rape jokes sent in over the years, even one where a kid tricks his babysitter into the tub with him and it’s mine that gets a “serves him right” comment, which is the correct reaction to the joke. But it’s cool, I get it, I got standards, I guess that makes me the Flash of the listeners, I keep things as clean as possible. Normally I’d say Batman, but this episode of the Justice League comes to mind.
    http://youtu.be/nQcKY7NBLrA

    Oh, and isn’t snow plowing when you’re fucking someone after someone else has cum in whatever hole they were fucking in?

    And finally, that plot to Seven Psychopaths, isn’t that what John Lovitz’ character did in City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold?

  5. Jesus A.K.A. Lobo Malo: The Fucking Pissed Off Comic Geek Says:

    Came* The proper term word is came. Isn’t snow plowing when you’re fucking someone after someone else already came in whatever hole you’re fucking in?

  6. Chelsea Says:

    @Tim I was surprised to find out that nope their not in one of his movies, together, Julia was in “valentine’s Day”…. Maybe he’ll direct a “Christmas Eve” movie and then they’ll both be in that one. 😛

  7. Grace (#1 Redheadeddisneyfreak) Says:

    lol u guys are AWESOME! thanx @Tim for reading my jokes! u rock!!!

  8. Vic Says:

    Lmao i really hope episode 207 has the secret of life inside the episode because im actually anxious to hear the missing link. But yeah just wanted to say im still listening and a fan. Im going to work in a shout out to tancast in one of my next upcoming youtube vids. And tim if you ever want to collab on a kingdom comedy hit me up. I got equipment and the disney geek swagg. Keep up the great work guys. Youre doin the queef lol

  9. Vic Says:

    O my pages are http://youtube.Com/ivicejay and http://youtube.Com/Onedreamstudios . ill get you guys a shout out on both channels

  10. Chelsea Says:

    Also FYI not sure what lazy ass at Apple has decided to just not do his or her work, BUT my Zune program has had absolutely no trouble keeping my tancast subscription update… just sayin’ 😉

  11. Yngve (# 1 Norwegian fan etc.) Says:

    Fuck internet anonymity, I’m using my real name again. Thanks for making bus trips less boring, and lulling me to sleep at night with your sultry voices when the fear of molestation by Superman would otherwise have kept me awake. You’re doing Gods work.

  12. Jenn Says:

    Hey, so apparently, the human penis is shaped as so, because while thrusting, it will suction out the previous man’s semen. This has been used as an argument that early humans regularly snow plowed, and needed an evolutionary advantage over the previous guy.

  13. Dean Says:

    Wish I could “Like” Yngve’s comment.

    Ryan Gosling/George Clooney – Ides of March
    Clooney/Julia Roberts – Oceans 11

    What’s my prize? I get to keep on listening to TANcast? Fine by me…

  14. wuatenigenu Says:

    Hey not sure if you noticed, I think Andy’s son was saying “I’m riding the queef” which I find pretty hilarious.

  15. Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist) Says:

    Good catch, wuatenigenu!

    Jenn, I believe I first heard that when watching Desmond Morris, back in the mid-90s:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Human_Animal_%28TV_series%29

  16. Jenn Says:

    Andy, I read about it much more recently, in a very interesting (and highly flawed) book Sex at Dawn:
    http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Dawn-Prehistoric-Origins-Sexuality/dp/0061707805/ref=tmm_hrd_title_0
    For all I know, it was using the same research as Desmond Morris.

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