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TANcast 085 – Keep Your Expectations Low

February 1st, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

In this episode: Andy and Noah discuss the iPad ad nauseum, Tim and Noah review Book of Eli, Andy gets pranked at the office, Tim gives up on “24,” and the boys never get around to this week’s “High 5” …oops!

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20 Responses to “TANcast 085 – Keep Your Expectations Low”

  1. ChelseaNo Gravatar Says:

    Not sure if I should worry BUT my son (about 2 months old) is very talkative while the podcast is playing.

  2. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF)No Gravatar Says:

    Be afraid, Chelsea. Be very afraid.

  3. VrejNo Gravatar Says:

    nice tan laughs intro with the prairie hoe companion!

  4. Joe Anthrax (TANcast's #1 Conservative Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Tim, I completely understand where you are coming from with being fed up with 24. I too am sick of the fact that every [b] FREAKING [/b] character has to have a secret life, dark past, or redneck, trailer-trash boyfriend. But, since the first season drew me in with the truly unconventional ending, I have felt obligated to keep watching. In fact, by now I would be breaking the 20th Commandment of Nerd Law if I stopped watching (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/the_20_nerd_commandments.php).

    As a substitute, I would try catching some episodes of Human Target. I’ve heard it described as “24, without all the angst”. I’ve got this week’s episode queued up on the DVR, and I’m hoping the reccomendation is correct.

  5. Joe Anthrax (TANcast's #1 Conservative Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    And I guess BB Code doesn’t work on the comment section…Nice…:P

  6. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    Not BBCode, but simple HTML works.

  7. Joe Anthrax (TANcast's #1 Conservative Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Andy, you and your evil Apple sorcery can go straight to Hell…Speak not to me of this Jobsian evil know as HTML!!! Never shall I use…what? It’s not an Apple exclusive programming code?

    Well shit!

  8. VrejNo Gravatar Says:

    I hope this works

    Title appears in the browser’s title bar…

    body {background-color:ffffff;background-image:url(http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/monkey_smile.jpg);background-repeat:no-repeat;background-position:top left;background-attachment:fixed;}
    p {font-family:Cursive;font-size:14px;font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;color:000000;}

    Heading goes here…
    Enter your paragraph text here…
    Website Templates

  9. VrejNo Gravatar Says:


  10. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF)No Gravatar Says:

    Vrej, that was awesome.

  11. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    Vrej, I said simple HTML, not CSS injection. 😉

    Still kickass:

  12. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF)No Gravatar Says:

    Andy – do we finally see the real you?!

  13. JasonNo Gravatar Says:

    This episode was like a failure sandwich between two slices of hilariousness. The beginning and ending were both very funny with words,words,words in between.

  14. VrejNo Gravatar Says:

    Thanks Andy.

    Stay Gold, pony boy.

  15. DeanNo Gravatar Says:

    Andy and I should write a parenting book together…

  16. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    Chapter 1 – Do NOT eat your own young (unless you are really pissed off at them, really hungry, or a pig)!

    Chapter 2 – Do NOT eat the young of those around you (while they are watching)!

    Chapter 3 – Picking a mallet.

    Chapter 4 – Child Protective Services and You!

    Chapter 5 – Beer: Amnesia in a Bottle.

    Chapter 6 – Winning arguments by strength alone.

    Chapter 7 – So, your daughter wants to be a stripper…

  17. VrejNo Gravatar Says:

    Chapter 8- GET OUT!GET OUT!GET OUT!

  18. DeanNo Gravatar Says:

    My primitive parenting style boils down to two things:

    1) Tell them you love them (and tell them often)
    2) Tell them when they’re fucking up (as needed)

  19. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF)No Gravatar Says:

    Dean, I think you hit it right one.

  20. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF)No Gravatar Says:


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