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TANcast 103 – We Need to Get Back to Monkey Rape

June 14th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

The boys a monkey (chimp) raping a frog, why you shouldn’t let Tim near your girlfriend if she’s a CSI, SModcast woes, the changing nature of the English language, AT&T’s latest foul ups, the World Cup (WTF?), meeting celebrities, Hermaphrodite sex, and graduation stores.

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.

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Mormon Musical Commercial

Showgirls 2 Article (NSFW)

“Monkey” Rapes Frog at Zoo Digg link

Chimp and the Frog YouTube Video

Baboon Asses

Flags of the World

England’s Botched Goal Block in World Cup

Dancing with the Stars

Croc Photo (Thanks CJ and Jason)

Dead Dove Release Video

Star Trek iPad


19 Responses to “TANcast 103 – We Need to Get Back to Monkey Rape”

  1. Chelsea Says:

    Yup, I’m still working on it. Working on the storyboard and character sketches. Turns out a lot easier to animate when you already know the full story, thanks CJ πŸ™‚

  2. Fykes Says:

    isn’t the kid in the LDS commercial Carlton Banks?

  3. CJ (TANcast's #1 Mormon Fan) Says:

    Your welcome Chelsea! Should I put all of my comments in song considering i’m Mormon? πŸ˜‰

  4. Grace Says:

    I’m laughing so loud my mom looked at me like I’m crazy! lol at least I didn’t choke to death again (yes Tim, it’s me) lol (I’m still waiting) You all rock!! =D
    Love always,
    Grace Shanahan
    (youngest/ biggest fan in La Palma)

  5. Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan) Says:

    @Chelsea Awesome

    @Fykes You are correct! He was also in the Pepsi commercial with Michal Jackson

    @CJ None of us are under the delusion that Mormons sing constantly

    @Grace It’s coming, I swear

  6. CJ (TANcast's #1 Mormon Fan) Says:

    Thank you Tim. I’m glad that ??YOU TOLD THE TRUTH!??

  7. CJ (TANcast's #1 Mormon Fan) Says:

    I suppose TANcast.com doesn’t allow musical notes. It posted them as question marks.

  8. Geoff Says:

    TANcast is back, baby!

    Regarding the language debate: I understand Noah’s point about the sticklers getting too worked up, but as one of those sticklers I have to side with Andy. I get that it’s annoying when you’re just trying to have a conversation and you don’t care about speaking accurately. Over the last few years I’ve been working on correcting people less often. However, when mistakes are in writing, that is much harder to let go.

  9. Geoff Says:

    Also, is there a connection between chimps who like to put their dicks into frogs and the fact that Andy masquerades as a chimp AND likes to put his feet into crocs? Please tell me there is such a connection.

  10. Joe Anthrax (TANcast's #1 Conservative Fan) Says:

    @Geoff: I only think we need to worry when Andy wants to put his dick into Crocs…either kind.

  11. Eric (TANcasts #1 Pirate Fan) Says:

    Tim i got one for u. if someone falls at the wedding you can say “well i guess it was their turn to ‘take the plunge”

  12. Melanie (TANcast's #1MILF/GILF) Says:

    I am an ep behind, but listening to Noah’s raving reviews in 102 about his perfect steak recipe reminded me that a bunch of you TANcasties and TANnasties may also enjoy this: http://www.bitemetv.net

    Some friends of mine and Hubby’s are doing it – it’s a lot of fun!

  13. Nate Says:

    Awesome episode, I was laughing so loud at points my wife shushed me so i wouldn’t wake up my son. Loved it!

  14. Jason (TANcast's #7 Fan) Says:

    This week’s hidden comedy gem: “Shades of gay”

  15. Andrew, TANcast's #[square root of -1] Australian fan Says:

    I wanted to paste my favourite comments from the show in, as I do sometimes, but I can’t remember what they were. Guess I’ll have to
    listen to the episode again won’t I!

  16. Andrew, TANcast's #[square root of -1] Australian fan Says:

    Did anyone else wonder if the frog died?

  17. Bryce, TANcast's #_ fan Says:

    I did. I played this episode for a car full of people on a road trip back from Mississippi and everyone seemed to love it. This show was one of my favorites.

  18. Mike Says:

    Glad to have you guys back after that last show where everything was just a bit “off” and didn’t work.

    The frog-fucking stuff is hilarious.

  19. Lewis Says:

    Awesome show as usual. You did seem to figure out most of the flag debate in the end there. Good for you for at least looking it up!

    You’ll see the British flag mostly because people use Britain, United Kingdom and England interchangably, which probably pisses Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland off (and me a little).

    Britain is England, Scotland and Wales, and the UK is Britain and Northern Ireland. We’ll usually fly the Union Flag (Union Jack when *flown* on a ship, which is good enough for me), which incorporates England, Scotland and Ireland, while using the English flag only for something specific to England (like the English football team).

    Yay for geeky stuff about Britain.

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