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TANcast 094 – 100 Percent Kosher Beef

April 4th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week, Noah and And talk about the release of the iPad, Tim plans a trip to Walt Disney World, Andy’s has anniversary plans, Noah and Tim love I Love Movies, and the boys close it out with a classic style 15 minute wrap up.

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23 Responses to “TANcast 094 – 100 Percent Kosher Beef”

  1. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Alyssa? Seriously?! Your wife is forever Donelle! Deal with it! 😉
    anyway I haven’t even listened to the episode yet but thanks for the plug!

  2. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    (by the way I did this LAST April before you blogged every day in September so…not inspired by you. HA!)

  3. Gino the MarinoNo Gravatar Says:

    Dude im so jealous your going to Disney World. One day, one day.

    Disney Paris is on my bucket list. But since I live in Amsterdam now, I am not that far away.

  4. Mysterious Matt (TANcast's #1 Mysterious Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I would like to submit that “Lilac the means to get you a decent anniversary present” (if I’ve remembered that correctly) is the most underappreciated joke (by the boys themselves) in TANcast history. I love a good pun. But not as much as I love a bad one.

    My phone just predictive-texted me TANCAST with only two letters typed (It won’t get the case right until I get to “c”). I guess that I mobile my way here more often than I thought.

  5. JohnNo Gravatar Says:

    Is anyone else having issues downloading this one from iTunes? I keep getting an error.

  6. FykesNo Gravatar Says:

    Tim, Did you get a Pirates of the Caribbean themed room at Caribbean beach resort? If you need any planning advice, I used to be a Magic Kingdom Cast Member back in college. You have me on FB, throw any questions at me you may have.

  7. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    In Tim’s defense, it took Herculean effort for him to get this episode uploaded and posted. The WordPress browser-based uploads utterly failed him on two different machines, so he had to revert to using FTP to dump the file in the correct directory. He tried three physical locations before he found a working network that would let him connect via FTP, while at the same time dealing with a laptop battery that was nearly out of juice.

    Nemean lion, my speckled pink ass!

    That said, the iTunes problem is all Tim’s fault. He left spaces in the file name which, while fine in Windows and Mac OS files, breaks The Internet.

    I replaced all the spaces with dashes and rebuilt the feed and it is fixed.

    Praise be to Andy.

    All hail.

  8. GeoffNo Gravatar Says:

    Completely agree with Mysterious Matt about that pun. No one even acknowledged it, even though it was brilliant.

  9. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF)No Gravatar Says:


  10. TimNo Gravatar Says:

    It was actually 3 different machines. And fuck the Carosell Inn and Suites in Anaheim…more on that later.

  11. TeresaNo Gravatar Says:

    Agree with Matt and Geoff. I had to hit pause while I laughed at that pun!

  12. JessNo Gravatar Says:

    Tim I proposed to my wife at the Coral Reef. The food is good, but the Chocolate Wave for dessert is fucking amazing!!!

  13. Kristopher (TANcast #1 Gay fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Tim!!! Your going to be in my area!! I have got to meet up with you!

  14. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    Good episode as always. You guys should do a site redesign when you get to episode 100, freshen it up a bit. Also you should all have your wives on for the 100th episode.

    Or maybe through a big party and record a tancast during it to celebrate 100 episodes of fail. Maybe you could play everyone’s favorite party game “whats in my mouth”.


  15. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF)No Gravatar Says:

    I, too, loved the lilac joke.Once again, heard it on the 605, but this time it didn’t cause me to nearly crash.

  16. Mysterious Matt (TANcast's #1 Mysterious Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Andy said:
    ” dealing with a laptop battery that was nearly out of juice.
    Nemean lion, my speckled pink ass!”

    I read this as “Nemean Li-ion” at first – I thought that Andy was still talking about the battery!
    Actually, I still don’t get what the Nemean lion line is about, despite boning up* on my classical mythology.

    *After all, the Nemean lion was the child of Echidna.**
    ** Not the spiky Australian monotreme, NSFW: http://www.sito.org/id/mrx/Echidna.jpg

  17. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    I referred to Tim’s efforts to get TANcast 094 up as “Herculean”. Heracles’ first labor (of the 12 done as penance for killing his own children), and supposedly the easiest, was to kill the Nemean lion.

    I was saying Tim getting the file up ranked somewhere in the range of the other 11 labors, as the monstrous lion would have been easy in comparison.

  18. Tony (TANcasts #1 Blues Bros. Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Look at me! I’m Andy! I read and junk! I’m all smart and junk! Be in awe of my simian brain!

  19. VrejNo Gravatar Says:

    You forgot the part where Hercules leaves Earth and pilots a space vessel.

  20. Matt (tancasts #1 and only Reno fan)No Gravatar Says:

    i saw this video on youtube and and it killed me to see what weird al was wearing on his feet. its a quick shot but was not quick enough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgTsF1ZCuRc&playnext_from=TL&videos=xREAIQbsBj4&feature=sub. oh and tim did you know that at the star tours ride in florida has a full sise AT-AT.

  21. Josh di DonatoNo Gravatar Says:

    “Magic” was by the band Pilot. The one not by the Cars. Good show. Double Downs are out April 12!

  22. Rick Reed/DJ Technoid (TANcast's No.1 Themesong Creator Fan)_No Gravatar Says:

    Funniest episode in awhile, guys. Seems like you were all in a great mood… high energy!
    Tim: Congrats on finally getting to go to WDW, and praises to Donelle for arranging that!
    Good job guys!

  23. TankNo Gravatar Says:

    Tim, I know I’m behind the times. Only go to Coral Reef & Sci-Fi Drive-In if you’re favoring atmosphere/ambience over food quality. Recommendation: Le Cellier in Canada in Epcot if you can still get in.

    Like you, I am a huge Disney geek.
    Have a great trip!

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