TANcast 085 – Keep Your Expectations Low
February 1st, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
In this episode: Andy and Noah discuss the iPad ad nauseum, Tim and Noah review Book of Eli, Andy gets pranked at the office, Tim gives up on “24,” and the boys never get around to this week’s “High 5” …oops!
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Hitler Has Something To Say About the iPad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQnT0zp8Ya4
Matt Damon’s iPad (Good Will Hunting Re-Edit)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0rgjV9Y6jA
Corn Chips from Around the World
http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/redeye/2010/01/national-corn-chip-day-fritos-doritos.html
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February 1st, 2010 at 10:59 pm
Not sure if I should worry BUT my son (about 2 months old) is very talkative while the podcast is playing.
February 2nd, 2010 at 1:11 am
Be afraid, Chelsea. Be very afraid.
February 2nd, 2010 at 1:26 am
nice tan laughs intro with the prairie hoe companion!
February 2nd, 2010 at 1:58 am
Tim, I completely understand where you are coming from with being fed up with 24. I too am sick of the fact that every [b] FREAKING [/b] character has to have a secret life, dark past, or redneck, trailer-trash boyfriend. But, since the first season drew me in with the truly unconventional ending, I have felt obligated to keep watching. In fact, by now I would be breaking the 20th Commandment of Nerd Law if I stopped watching (http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/the_20_nerd_commandments.php).
As a substitute, I would try catching some episodes of Human Target. I’ve heard it described as “24, without all the angst”. I’ve got this week’s episode queued up on the DVR, and I’m hoping the reccomendation is correct.
February 2nd, 2010 at 1:59 am
And I guess BB Code doesn’t work on the comment section…Nice…:P
February 2nd, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Not BBCode, but simple HTML
works.February 2nd, 2010 at 7:42 pm
Andy, you and your evil Apple sorcery can go straight to Hell…Speak not to me of this Jobsian evil know as HTML!!! Never shall I use…what? It’s not an Apple exclusive programming code?
Well shit!
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I hope this works
Title appears in the browser’s title bar…
body {background-color:ffffff;background-image:url(http://thesituationist.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/monkey_smile.jpg);background-repeat:no-repeat;background-position:top left;background-attachment:fixed;}
h1{font-family:Cursive;color:000000;}
p {font-family:Cursive;font-size:14px;font-style:normal;font-weight:normal;color:000000;}
Heading goes here…
Enter your paragraph text here…
Website Templates
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:13 pm
AND APPARENTLY IT DIDN’T WELL DONT I HAVE HOT JIZZ ON MY FACE. (worse than egg)
February 3rd, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Vrej, that was awesome.
February 3rd, 2010 at 9:11 pm
Vrej, I said simple HTML, not CSS injection. 😉
Still kickass:
February 3rd, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Andy – do we finally see the real you?!
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:59 pm
This episode was like a failure sandwich between two slices of hilariousness. The beginning and ending were both very funny with words,words,words in between.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:39 am
Thanks Andy.
Stay Gold, pony boy.
February 5th, 2010 at 1:47 am
Andy and I should write a parenting book together…
February 8th, 2010 at 1:12 am
Chapter 1 – Do NOT eat your own young (unless you are really pissed off at them, really hungry, or a pig)!
Chapter 2 – Do NOT eat the young of those around you (while they are watching)!
Chapter 3 – Picking a mallet.
Chapter 4 – Child Protective Services and You!
Chapter 5 – Beer: Amnesia in a Bottle.
Chapter 6 – Winning arguments by strength alone.
Chapter 7 – So, your daughter wants to be a stripper…
February 8th, 2010 at 6:38 pm
Chapter 8- GET OUT!GET OUT!GET OUT!
February 9th, 2010 at 1:11 am
My primitive parenting style boils down to two things:
1) Tell them you love them (and tell them often)
2) Tell them when they’re fucking up (as needed)
February 10th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Dean, I think you hit it right one.
February 10th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
*on