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TANcast 084 – We Are Way Smarter Than Racists

January 25th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

In this episode: The boys circle back to the classic Superman debate, make fun of racists, review the new season of 24 thus far, discuss Conan’s exit from the Tonight Show, and make a polite request on behalf of Mysterious Andy.

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29 Responses to “TANcast 084 – We Are Way Smarter Than Racists”

  1. TonyNo Gravatar Says:

    Another TANcast listened to on the browser, another chance to live blog a comment.

    But….I’m not going to do that this time. 😉 Got a different blog that I need to work on.

    But Tim, that lady who put the CD in during the family road trip? Man….win.

  2. TonyNo Gravatar Says:

    Evansville comes up on Superman rape…wow. Then again, it’s fairly close to Metropolis, IL, and there’s not much to do there, so I’d not argue it.

    Andy, amen on the incognito. I understand totally.

    Top 5 lists are kind of cool if you’ve got nothing else to talk about.
    Top 5 Video Games
    Still looking forward to Top 5 Movie Themes
    Top 5 Cartoons

    Just some ideas.

    Keep it up, guys. You’re doin’ it.

  3. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    ^^^You didn’t read one of my jokes, and that makes me confused.

  4. ChelseaNo Gravatar Says:

    I’m only listening because my son (2 months old) can’t really get out actual words and repeats things, just yet. …. THEN after that I’ll just have to listen with the son out of the room, or each him the “ear muffs” rule… OR that anything that he hears on Tancast are lies….I’ll find a way.

  5. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF)No Gravatar Says:

    Oh Chelsea, I can tell you from experience that by the time you find out he can get out actual words and repeat things, it’s too late. 🙂

  6. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Don’t be sad, Logan, it took Andy over 6 months to get to mine. You’ll have your moment(s).

  7. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Oh, and since no one has answered the question Tim put forth there toward the end, I really enjoyed the top 5 list thingies. I don’t think you necessarily have to do it every episode, but it’s a nice way to mix things up every once and awhile and still keep things funny. wewt.

  8. xapnomapcaseNo Gravatar Says:

    I also really enjoy the lists. There’s a natural limit to what is remotely interesting, but every so often, they’re a fun addition. I vote keep them.

  9. TonyNo Gravatar Says:

    Actually, I kind of answered the question, but it looks like the post is MIA.

    I like the Top 5 list idea, if they need topics at the last minute. Still waiting for the Top 5 Movie Themes mentioned earlier… also could roll with their Top 5 Video Games, or their Top 5 Cartoons.

  10. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    I sent some top 5 ideas in yesterday, none of them very good. I did enjoy listening to it, but as Alissa said its nice once in a while, not all the time.

    Also I mentioned that my joke wasn’t read because up top it says “jokes sent in by Mike and Logan” but that was probably a typo from last week 🙂 I am not hurt 🙂

  11. JohnNo Gravatar Says:

    Count me in as another who enjoys the Top 5 (er… “High Five”) lists. I agree Top 5 Cartoons and Top 5 Video Games would be fun.

  12. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF)No Gravatar Says:

    Tim, there’s still a “chimp out” kids onesie in the TANcafepress store…

    Other than that, not done yet, so no comment.

  13. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    ^Melanie I may have missed it but did you submit any pictures to tancast to back up that Tancast #1 Milf/Gilf tag? Just curious 🙂

  14. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF)No Gravatar Says:

    You can find me in Tim’s facebook friends, should you dare look. Melanie’s my real name. Muahaha…

    As for the ‘cast, I enjoy the High Fives, and also the comments they lead to with listeners submitting their own suggestions.

    Re: The tornado watch/warning in ong Beach last week, it ended up not to bad, but a car did get picked up and flipped over in Seal Beach/Sunset Beach, and it seriously rained sideways, with lots of streets flooding.

  15. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I heard about that car!
    Man oh man I am so glad I had that whole week off. My bank account wasn’t so pleased but oh well.

  16. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Well it seems like most people like the “High Fives” that’s cool.

    Tony-Your comment got marked as spam, but I found it.

    Logan-Fixed the typo

    Melanie-You are right. I just haven’t figured out what to replace the baby jumpsuit with yet. hmmmmmm

  17. TonyNo Gravatar Says:

    Tim, I figured that’s what happened, since I posted two comments fairly close to each other. I just like how it reappeared AFTER I commented on it (because otherwise, how would you know it was missing?) so I look like a total asshat for making the comment. 😉

  18. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

    Tim, how about “Daddy put his thing in Mommy’s thing and then I came out! HOORAY FOR SEX!”

  19. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF/GILF)No Gravatar Says:

    How about “I’m fucking *pooping* in here!!!!!”

    “Who’s my Daddy? BooYah”

    “Ask Mommy about the Free Sex”

  20. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    ^ Tancast FTMFW!
    ^ Tancast…so good you know it must be gay
    ^ Tancast…the other white meat
    ^ Tancast…yeah I am that cool
    ^ Tancast, more funny than a barrel full of monkeys
    ^ Tancast for president
    ^ Tancast, why the fuck not.

  21. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    ^Tancast, because your penis needs love too (just because this will make people wonder WTF!)

  22. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    How about:
    “Future Dead Baby Joke”

  23. JasonNo Gravatar Says:

    I too enjoy the high fives segment and found this episode to be quite hilarious. Cant wait to get some extra disposable income for some TANcast shit.

  24. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie Fan)No Gravatar Says:


    What about : “I ? Your Red Clown Suit”.


  25. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Poo. That “?” was actually a heart.

  26. AndyNo Gravatar Says:

  27. Murray (TANcast's #1 Archives Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I have a suggestion for a top five list from “Tim” of Los Angeles, California. Top Five DVD commentaries. (He put it out as a suggestion for Mean Dawg).

  28. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    And I’ve finally remembered what I was going to suggest as a “High Five” myself. I don’t know how best to say it, but perhaps, “Top five bits of Internet nostalgia”. The internet is getting bigger and better, but it has been around for long enough now that there are various things that aren’t around anymore (endless X10 camera advertisements, ubiquitous “under construction” signs, Netscape, various pre-google search engines). I make no claims for the quality of the suggestion, but with a lot of podcast top five lists done, I do think that it is original.

  29. Bill (TANcast's #1 Conservative Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Wow, I had never heard of chimpout (other then when you guys said it) and can’t believe the website. You are right, you are smarter than those racists… Though that is ‘t saying much!

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