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TANcast 081 – RIP Scene Unseen

January 4th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

In this episode: A TANholiday re-cap, Tim and Noah’s NYE Game night, Andy vs his In-Laws, and the boys bid farewell to the Scene Unseen podcast by reviewing Avatar (Andy and Noah have seen it, Tim has not). (Warning: TWO Star Trek moments in this week’s episode…yipes!)

[CONTENT WARNING] TANcast features mature language and immature hosts but is NOT a representation of the stand up act of Tim Babb. Listener discretion is advised.

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29 Responses to “TANcast 081 – RIP Scene Unseen”

  1. TonyNo Gravatar Says:

    Starting to listen via the site (thanks for killing yet ANOTHER Zune, guys) and I took a look at the TANcast store.

    I SO wish you had the mech suit maternity shirt when my wife was pregnant. She loved that line.

  2. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Okay, my new years resolution was to write on the boards of my favourite podcasts and thank them. Guys, I look forward to the podcast dropping every week and they always do a great job of disengaging me from my day-to-day stresses and concerns for a while and letting me chill out. Thanks so much for all the work it takes to organise the calls and recording, do the editting, manage the site, and do the show.

  3. GinoNo Gravatar Says:

    Love the new TANlaughs intro.

    And I just finished watching all the Next Generation movies on bluray before I came into work tonight.

    I saw Avatar twice, only because the first time my 3d glasses wouldnt work and they didnt have any to replace them.
    Andy what are you talking about with the spoiler?

  4. Jenna DePauloNo Gravatar Says:

    That was my first TANcast…. Awesome!

  5. GeoffNo Gravatar Says:

    The store looks great, Tim!

  6. TonyNo Gravatar Says:

    Hrm….Real Ghostbusters? Venkman sounding like Garfield? Well, at the time, they used the same voice actors, that is, until the voice was taken over by Dave Coulier. Irony alert: Later, Bill Murray voices Garfield in the movies.

    Oh, and Ray Stantz was voiced by Megatron.

  7. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    No thank you to me?

  8. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    I thought I went through and listed every name that wrote a review on or after the 30th…did I miss yours?

    -Tony I DID know that about the Peter Venkman/Garfield connection and I have pointed it out to people in the past…only to have them roll their eyes at me. I did NOT know about Megatron though. Craziness!

  9. Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    No. I did mine in March of 09. 🙁 That’s why 🙁

  10. Joe Anthrax (TANcast's #1 Conservative Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Thanks Tim for acknowledging everyone who left a review on I-Tunes. I hope this gets rid of your concerns that the show doesn’t have as many faithful listeners. Plus, kudos on a really tightly edited show this time out.

    Andy…you hit the nail on the head for my view of conservatism. Smaller government, less spending, less ass-hats. And your assessment of Glenn Beck…not too far off.

    Noah, thank you for episode 69 (hee hee). If it weren’t for your defense of Republicans not all being bad people, I would have completely skipped ever reviewing the show.

    Guess what I’m trying to say is, thank you TANcast for 81 episodes of filthy filthy hilarity.

  11. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Murray, thanks!

    Gino-Did “Star Trek: Nemesis” get any less shitty in 3d?

    Bryce-You bring up a good point, I will make sure to thank EVERYONE who left an iTunes review next week!

    Joe-Thank you, sir!

  12. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    I am a bad tancast listener, I forgot to post a review on itunes. Mainly because I forgot. Mostly because I didn’t want to get a itunes registration set up.

  13. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF)No Gravatar Says:

    OMG I love the TANstore and can’t wait to have some extra disposible income. How about a ladies tee or hoodie that proclaims “I’m a TANnasty!” (You can take this as my written agreement that should you elect to produce such am item I will seek no commissions, royalties or payment of any kind resulting from the sale of that products or line of products using the word “TANnasty”.)

  14. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF)No Gravatar Says:

    Logan – it’s not too late! Don’t wait a year!

  15. Gino TANcast's #1 US Marine fanNo Gravatar Says:

    Nemesis was awesome in bluray. I forgot how sexy troy was in this film.

  16. JohnNo Gravatar Says:

    What better way to start the year than with a half-hour long Andy tale? Glad to hear that Review Day was such a hit. You guys deserve it! Thanks as always for the laughs.

    I am digging the TANLaugh intros that parody movie themes. Tim, maybe you should branch off into TV theme song parodies for the intros soon. “Laverne & Shirley”, perhaps? Or “The Muppet Show”? 😉

  17. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    Been listening to old tancasts for the last couple weeks. Just thought you should know it has been a long time since ou mentioned Giadda.

  18. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    They don’t really need to mention Giadda (says this Giadda disliker.)

  19. Victoria ( Number 1 FANGIRL)No Gravatar Says:

    No, Please. No Giada. Not again.

  20. Melanie (TANcast's #1 MILF)No Gravatar Says:


    Ok, this is totally random, but I had to share, and this is the first place I thought of: Ok, so I’m on the pot at the office, and I hear the feminine supply vending machine plunk out a feminine supply. And the lady (breaching all rules of toilet etiquette) goes in the stall next to mine, and I see her cream colored heels and pant cuff under the divider. And all I can think (besides, “crap, now I have to pretend to wash my hands”) is, “Wow. She’s a brave woman.”

  21. Jess (TANcast's #1 Number One)No Gravatar Says:

    So, no thanks for those of us who reviewed you back in the day when you first started?

    I see how it is.

  22. Tim Babb (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Stay tuned, Jess. Next week…I redeem myself

  23. MelanieNo Gravatar Says:

    Jess, they get all big, and forget about us. Fuck ’em. 🙂

  24. TonyNo Gravatar Says:

    You know, I’ve attempted to watch Nemesis TWICE now, and I STILL haven’t seen it all the way through. It puts me to sleep. Not even Star Trek V can do that to me, and that movie was SHIT!

    It’s the ONLY Star Trek film I have not seen all the way through, and it looks like it will remain that way.

  25. Jess (TANcast's #1 Number One)No Gravatar Says:

    So I need to call Noah out on the Andrew W.K. conspiracy. Andrew never came out and admitted he was a different person, he actually put a letter up on his website saying it was completely false.
    Apparently people have been saying that about him for a while now, and he’s sticking by his story that there is only one Andrew W.K…….not that it really matters!

  26. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    Heya Jess,

    Unless I totally misinterpreted what he said, that letter doesn’t seem to explain the video here: http://www.rockfeedback.com/feature/1304/so-andrew-wk-then/
    Maybe it was a joke.


  27. Jess (TANcast's #1 Number One)No Gravatar Says:

    Well I’m not sure what to think, cause this is his “official” statement on the matter from his website:


    Also, he’s apparently having a press conference in Feb. to answer questions about it directly.

    If anything, this whole matter has extended his 15 minutes of fame, so kudos to him (or them)

  28. NoahNo Gravatar Says:

    I did read that bu the wording didn’t seem to really contradict anything he said in the video. I read next month he will do a QA at a club he owns, and he will answer any question someone asks him. We shall see how it shakes out.

  29. Erock JufflezNo Gravatar Says:

    Was My brother the only one who liked the NYE Game Night Special? Whenever he listens to TANcast he either wants to listen to that or Please sTANd By.

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