Whew! I just ran…well really “jogged” LESS than a mile and I feel like I was run over by a truck! My heart is still pounding, my legs are weak, I’m out of breath…holy crap! I’m old and out of shape. Who knew? Now I know why I usually stay on the couch…it’s rough out […]
Sometimes you come across something that just needs to be shared with the world. Well since I don’t know the world, I am sharing with with the 5 people that read this blog. I should say, this is so not safe for work or kids for that matter. Words can not express the strangeness of […]
So I bought way too many strawberries for me to eat all by myself. Even with my might gut. So I asked my fiancee what I should do and she said make a crisp. That is what I did. You can see the product of my loins below.
I was just asked by a friend: Who said this: “Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYN’s aren’t able to practice their, their love with women all across this country.” As with every quote I’m quizzed on, I passed it through my “If a monkey could talk, would it say […]
Check out “Danger Dave,” the travel guide…he’s hot!
I don’t want restart right now, so stop asking. I will restart when I am good and ready. I know you will win this battle, you will just wait for me to go take a shit or something and then you will restart destroying all my hard work. Why are you so cruel to me […]
I just checked, and it turns out I have a mass of 413 lbs. Thankfully I also happen to be shaped like a perfect cube with a side length of about 12 ft 5 in, so I displace roughly 1920 cubic feet of air. I leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine […]
The A in TAN is turning older and here is a little diddy that I dedicate to him. Can you taste dirt yet?
If you are a fan of steam punk and masturbation, then this may be the video for you. Video is NSFW but because of what is said, there is no sex or nudity. Now that I think of it, this blog is NSFW or anyone really. Steampunk DIY from Merlin Mann on Vimeo.