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Weight Loss

April 9th, 2008 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

I just checked, and it turns out I have a mass of 413 lbs.  Thankfully I also happen to be shaped like a perfect cube with a side length of about 12 ft 5 in, so I displace roughly 1920 cubic feet of air.

I leave it as an exercise for the reader to determine what my scale registered.

Yes, this does mean I am about 0.345% as dense as you are.  I think it may be all the methane.

On a happy note, I seem to have about doubled my aerobic capacity over the last 6 weeks.

On a sad note, it looks like I am going to have to double or triple my (admittedly light) workout routine if I am ever going to reduce my side length to 11 ft 5 in and thus hit my goal weight.  Either that or (shudder) diet.

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