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Fuck you, Windows!

April 9th, 2008 . by Noah

I don’t want restart right now, so stop asking. I will restart when I am good and ready. I know you will win this battle, you will just wait for me to go take a shit or something and then you will restart destroying all my hard work.

Why are you so cruel to me Windows? Can’t we just be friends?

9 Responses to “Fuck you, Windows!”

  1. Geoff Says:

    I never have any problems with Windows. Must be a racial thing…

  2. Luke Whalley (like Wall-E) Says:

    It’s really not.
    I know the exact problem you were having there.

    I just realised this post is from April.

    Wow I’m awake and bored.

    But yeah.

    The restart will happen now
    and then you can be like
    no, get back to me
    however there isn’t a “No, fuck it. No more countdowns, Windows!” option.


    Oh, and I’m white, if I didn’t already give that away at the beginning.
    ( &from Liverpool, not London ;] )

  3. Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan) Says:

    Want to ramp up the tension? Try using a USB disk that you know has a boot sector virus on it (because your in-laws have given it to you to do something with it). That constant fear of “can I afford to take a whizz, or will I return to a metal brick which has restarted itself, run a virus in an unprotected state, and cleared C: drive”?

  4. David Says:

    Fuck you windows, you just closed 5 fucking windows with over 15 tabs each, 3 PDF files and several Notepad notes with very fucking important information in them.


    Even when I fucking tell you, I DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING RESTART you RESTART.



  5. killmsw Says:

    yeah fuck window, totally fucking unstable insecure OS totally unreliable crap i lost so much unrecoverable data because of windows crashing, lousy system

  6. Frank Says:

    Fuck you windows! Peace of shit!

  7. gyro Says:

    Fuck Windows…. nuf said except FUCK WINDOWS

  8. mak Says:

    sounds like you need to buy a mac

  9. JACKO Says:

    FUCK YOU WINDOWS all of my work LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU

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