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TANcast 240 – I Love You, Successful Black Man

April 28th, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week Tim and Noah review Oblivion, the boys try to get a better understanding of Feminism, and Tim and Andy tell some crazy kid stories!

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TANcast 239 – Cancer is the Lupus of the Internet

April 22nd, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week you’ll hear about 4/20 in San Francisco, Andy’s a health scare, Tim joining Netflix, and a Monday Night TANfight: Kermit vs Snoopy!

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TANcast 238 – Defending Mediocre Humor…With Fisticuffs

April 15th, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week Andy spends his birthday in the hospital, listeners resort to violence, Facebook has pros and cons, and Noah goes to Dog Fest!!!

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TANcast 237 – Maybe Your Whole Life’s A Joke

April 8th, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week the boys discuss confronting annoying people, Noah’s experience seeing Dave Chappelle live, and Andy’s April Fools pranks. Plus Monday Night TANfights are back!!! It’s Boba Fett vs. Dutch from Predator!

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TANcast 236 – My Favorite Color of Poop is Seven

April 1st, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This week Andy has technical difficulties, Noah’s reviews Zero Dark Thirty, Tim goes to a gay wedding, and it’s Jesus vs Cesar Chavez on Google.

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TANcast 207 – Dreams of Yesteryear

March 31st, 2013 . by Andy (TANcast's #1 Ear-Rapist)

ANcast 2: Electric Boogaloo

Never say never, kids. Yeah, Andy sucks, yeah, he gets lazy, yeah he takes his sweet time, but give up? Fuck that.

Gonna get this out of the way up front: The episode probably doesn’t live up to the hype. On the other hand, it probably doesn’t live down to the hype, either. It’s probably in some hype-free netherworld where unicorns casually sip Nescafé and comment on the weather. It contains something like 50% Andy, and that’s a lot of goddamn wordy words.

Give him a break, though. He has that one job and a kid and a commute, and all that jazz. Not like Tim with his multiple jobs and even younger and thus needier kid and oodles of activities and friends and whatnot. That Andy’s been busy is, I guess, what I’m getting at. Not just Tim-busy: Andy-busy.

You can probably tell by now that Andy is writing all of this. He likes to refer to himself in the third person, then make fun of that third person mercilessly behind his own back. That fat piece of shit. Oh, crap, he’s looking at us.

Up to you whether you bother to listen, but at least this long, sad journey is finally over. Enjoy!

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High 5 Songs From Disneyland

March 31st, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

This is it! The last day of March Blog Madness 2! I should probably post something about Easter, since today IS Easter…but I decided I want to go out with a salute to my on extended hiatus video series, Kingdom Comedy! I do miss it so, but I just haven’t had the time/money to do more Disneyland videos. I hope to bring the series back with a slight twist in the near future, but for now I’ll have to settle for a simple blog post. I’m counting down my High 5 songs from the Happiest Place on earth!

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High 5 Songs I Like Because Someone Made Fun of Them

March 30th, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Besides Michael Jackson, I have pretty odd tastes in music. On my iPod, I have Barry Manalow, Snoop Dogg, John Denver, Duran Duran, Garth Brooks, Usher, and Metallica…and then there’s the hours of Disney music (more on that tomorrow). So I don’t really have a “type” of music that I prefer. I don’t really know what makes me like one song more than another. I don’t know why one Maroon 5 song makes me want to smash my speakers and another makes me want to blare them at full blast. My inner workings are a mystery to me. However, I do know that a common way to make it into my musical heart is to be the recipient of mockery. For instance, I was not one of the kids who jumped on the Nirvana bandwagon when they first came out. It seemed like most of my friends loved Smells Like Teen Spirit but I couldn’t change the channel fast enough. Then “Weird Al” did Smells Like Nirvana. I listened to it because, hey…”Weird Al,” and not only did I enjoy Al’s parody but I grew to love the the original as well. This is not an isolated incident either. And so I present my High 5 list of songs I like because someone made fun of them…

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Supporting Gay Marriage…For Real

March 29th, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

I’m happy to say that I’m going to my first gay wedding tomorrow. Well, technically I have to work during the ceremony, so I only get to go to the gay reception. Still I’m very happy to stand with my friends as they celebrate their love and their commitment to spending their lives together.

Sadly, since I’m in California, it won’t be recognized by the government. That really pisses me off! It’s one thing to be for the concept of marriage equality, but tomorrow marriage inequality will be literally staring me in the face.

I know these guys. One of them was at my wedding. Now I have to stand by as the state discriminates against them? It doesn’t seem fair.

I’ve talked about this before at length. I don’t want to rehash all my same gripes about why it is 100% pointless to outlaw gay marriage…so I’ll just throw this bit of childishness into the “debate” on the topic:

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I’ve Gone HD

March 28th, 2013 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

So the HDMI cables came today (as referenced in TANcast 235) and I was able to hook up my Blu-Ray player to my HDTV. I watched my first Blu-Ray disc on it and I watched a regular DVD on it. (I made sure to wear my glasses so that I could appreciate the high definition). I have to say I was impressed, not blown away, but impressed. The Blu-Ray I chose was Marvel’s The Avengers. I didn’t watch the whole thing, just some of the special features and the final battle. One thing I noticed right away was that I could see the tiny aliens in the background pretty clearly. Then I put in Return of the Jedi on standard DVD and it looked pretty crisp.

Yup…That was neat. I dunno if it really WAS greater quality or if I convinced myself it was because I know how much money, time and effort from my family and friends went into this upgrade. I mean I ASKED for this as a birthday present. Well, to be fair, I asked for “the cheapest Blu-Ray player you can find” but my mom interpreted that a little differently. Then my wife decided that would be a great excuse to upgrade our TV. Even Noah and Geoff helped out. (Geoff even helped move our HEAVY old TV while I was at work. Big ups to Geoff!) I feel like I received far more than I deserved…so I’d BETTER be enjoying the **** out of it. So I say that image has never looked better.

I gotta admit, I didn’t make this upgrade because I wanted higher image quality. I made the upgrade because they seem to be making all the special features I like exclusive to Blu-Ray. The deleted scenes and gag real for Avengers? Only on Blu-Ray. The deleted scenes for The Muppets? Only on Blu-Ray. I keep seeing it over and over, and it sucks. I didn’t want to switch. I fought this as long as I could. There was nothing wrong with the picture quality up ’til now. But congratulations, corporate Hollywood. You broke this miserly old curmudgeon who wasn’t gonna waste perfectly good money on a entertainment “upgrade.” And that’s part of the problem, I feel guilty for forcing my friends and family to buy what I was too high and mighty to buy for myself. (These are the neurotic thoughts that flow though my goofy brain on a daily basis)

But you know what? It’s here, it’s set up, and I love it. Just like the iPhone and the iPod before it, I fought it but there was really no good reason. I’ve got plenty of good stuff in my immediate future. I’m looking forward to jumping on the Netflix bandwagon since we can now watch Netflix streaming through our Blu-Ray player. I’m looking forward to watching the other Blu-Rays I got for my birthday: Wreck-It-Ralph, Casino Royale, and The Shawshank Redemption. I’m also looking forward to hearing what other movies look AMAZING on Blu-Ray. Any suggestions? (Fair warning: anyone who says “Transformers” will be ignored)

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